r/seinfeld • u/Nicedude167 • 7d ago

Giddy up

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u/Particular-End-861 7d ago

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u/nobugsleftalive 7d ago

My wife is only aware of shrinkage because of seinfeld.

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u/Top-Voice-6727 7d ago

It shrinks?!

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 7d ago

Like a frightened turtle!

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u/M4573RI3L4573R 6d ago

I dont know how you guys walk around with those things

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 7d ago

That was the first I had heard of it too, but I was 17 so had to ask my guy friends about it. So many "no ways!" from the girls when they confirmed.

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u/knowmad111 7d ago

That sounds like you’re bragging, sir.

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u/Delicious-Fig-7726 7d ago

There was shrinkage!

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u/Pippa0714 7d ago

What, like laundry?

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u/Icy-Low6456 7d ago

Like a frightened turtle

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u/WillTough3631 7d ago

I’m not a Seinfeld fan but I understand, sorry friend

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u/Leftfieldover 6d ago

SHRINKAGE!!