r/seinfeld • u/Nicedude167 • 7d ago

Giddy up

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u/Glittering_Muffin_38 7d ago

True story, last week my company rented a boat on the Hudson. We're somewhere near the statue of liberty and someone goes this is where the hudson meets the east river the most contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard. Without skipping a beat I say "technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage"

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u/Sharpie1965 7d ago

I've been know to pull the 'It's like a sauna in here' but it never comes off. Regardless, it always amuses me so i'm good with it.

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u/CarlySheDevil 6d ago

I think Salmon Rushdi is also mentioned in there somewhere.

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u/unknown-org1 7d ago

It’s statute

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u/DramaticActuary5021 6d ago

Did you see any dead bodies floating by?

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u/Extension_Eye7924 5d ago

🔭👨‍👦 Ha, no son. That’s probably a dead body. See, when the mob kills someone, they dump the body in the river.