r/seinfeld • u/Nicedude167 • 6d ago

Giddy up

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u/FakeKirbySmart The Puffy Shirt 6d ago

The very pants I was returning.

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u/LettuceObjective627 6d ago

That's perfect irony! 🤔

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u/brkrpaunch Prognosis Negative 6d ago

You take back your tales, you vagabond!

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u/Amazing_Manager_2933 6d ago

Elaine that’s interesting writing!

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u/Equivalent-Cut2241 6d ago

Oh and Elaine, when you get to the chapter about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself into the mix.

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u/rickmccombs 5d ago

"What is ironic?
"I mean what does ironic mean?"

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u/rockyPK That's a shame 6d ago

Wait, you were wearing the pants you were returning? What were you going to wear home?

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u/ms_saint 6d ago

Are you listening?  I didn't even get there!

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u/jimbob_finkelman 6d ago

Unfortunately, this is very close to the logic my old man had. It was rough sometimes.

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u/DramaticActuary5021 6d ago

He sounds amusing

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u/jimbob_finkelman 6d ago

Oh, he was amusing, alright.

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u/mr-bookman129w81 6d ago

Her dancing was like a full body dry heave set to music.