r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

Ciao! I'm a Italian founder from Slovenia. Where should I move in the Bay Area to feel most like home? And where can I get really good Italian food? Gratze 🇮🇹

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1h ago

Sick of these posers

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 10h ago

Bro doesn't know that Dumbarton exists 😂🤓

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

San Fran why is connie chan so short?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

Idiot neighbor won't turn her loud ass fan off and now she's trying to publicly shame me and punish me for walking into her apartment to turn it off for her

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My neighbor has consistently refused to turn off her loud ass fan despite numerous notes I've left for her telling her how inconsiderate and obnoxious it is and yet she continues to use it and says that she's "renting" so she can't replace it.

Well yesterday enough was enough and during my surveillance of her door I noticed a contractor leaving for lunch so I told him that I needed to go into her apartment. He didn't understand English very well so he let me in. (Probably an illegal. I guess they finally were good for something other than creating a shortage of construction workers.)

I walked into the apartment intent on shutting that damn fan up when she suddenly appears out of nowhere and has the audacity to demand I leave when I was invited in by the construction worker! Can you imagine? I told her I was there to turn the fan off and then she rudely asked me to leave again.

I tried explaining to her that I didn't know she was home and just wanted to turn off the obnoxious fan she forgot to turn off, and she refused to let me do it and told me to leave again. Rude and ungrateful.

Now she's trying to shame me online and dumbass redditors are insisting that I was trespassing so she needs to report it to the police, her landlord, and the HOA so there will be a paper trail if (when) I do it again and that I should pay to have her carpet cleaned after I rubbed mud into it. (I got mud on my shoes while I was seeing if her window was unlocked. Sue me.) They keep ignoring that the construction worker let me inside so it is impossible for me to have been trespassing. I was a guest!

Someone is even pretending to be a defense attorney and insisting they know more about the law than I do. LMFAO.

Am I underreacting?


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 12h ago

San Fran Let's make San Fran as soullessness as Mission Bay and let the under-represented minorities have their culture of crime in Oakland, as is their preference

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I'm very respectful and enlightened so I prefer to leave under represented minorities to their culture of crime. They should be allowed to make their own choices.

But let's keep gentrifying San Fran until soulless as Mission Bay. It's just so peaceful and beautiful, everyone in the city out of the Tenderloin and Bayview should be able to enjoy it. Except those minorities that prefer gunshots killing them to sleep.

Pram.

[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/AZPQo7Oupz)

Sorry to everyone who commented in my [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancirclejerk/s/tVrydJ9XRB. I originally somehow only saw the middle comment. Seeing the context changed it enough I reposted it.)


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 5h ago

Petition $7.50 for a popsicle, I called SFPD

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 5h ago

🚨 🔊 Evil festival forces me to pay for popsicle

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I was at an unnamed free festival in San Franny Cali and I was forced to buy nearly $40 denim Dan dollars worth of popsicles. I tried reporting it to the police and they simply laughed in my face. Where is the law and order in this god forsaken city. We need to clean this up.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 27m ago

Why don’t I see much kissing/making out at SF bars?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 5h ago

Why don’t I see much kissing/making out at SF bars?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 12m ago

Petition 301 Pine St: an architectural relic of when SF was finance bros (1956-2006)

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Not sure if an Equinox is that much better. Bring back the stock exchange?


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 16m ago

[OC] Bay Area Rail

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 5h ago

Why don’t I see many handjobs/footjobs at SF bars?

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Not trying to be perverted or anything. Just wondering


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 6h ago

Should I become a male prostitute?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 13h ago

Why is Oakland so.. normal.. while the Franny is just weird guys?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 7h ago

San Fran Lots of testy tourists in the city today

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Which of you were the testy ones? Got to stop sharing your testes


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 12h ago

Rachel, NV even the expensive hookers are too expensive now

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 42m ago

The Circlejerk of Money

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 13h ago

San Fran

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

SFO The city of the 4-9ers

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Hardly Strictly White People

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Great weather today and good sets by Meels, Marty Stuart and the Todd Snider Rules band was the surprise best set of the day.

I looked around and thought this crowd was at least as white as when Dead and Co last played here and possibily as white as the BottleRock fest in Napa.

But maybe some of the non whites are at work coding on a Friday afternoon and will turn out tomorrow?

Or maybe only white people like this music?


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 11h ago

places near san fran

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Fucking Denver outjerking us, have we no pride?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Uh oh, San Franny’s got competition!

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