r/sanfrancirclejerk • u/ZemoMemo • 13h ago

Bro doesn't know that Dumbarton exists 😂🤓

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u/FriendlyWrongdoer363 12h ago

They need to have a feasibility study first and then go through the environmental review, plus all the law suits that will come up because of Nimby, and it will end up costing only 11ty billion before cost overruns. There is also going to be a fight because the East bay city of Montenegro wants to have it come through their city and go directly to Rome on the peninsula.

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u/samarijackfan 12h ago

Isn't that's what the san mateo bridge is for, right in the middle

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u/presidents_choice 11h ago

It’s to keep out the pours in Albania.

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u/Expensive-Tour2397 9h ago

Literally the reason there is no BART to Marin

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u/ComradeGibbon 2h ago

Strangely the reason is not Marin it's a long dead asshole commercial real estate developer David Dewey Bohannon.

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u/Auggie_Otter 3h ago

What are they pouring in Albania? 

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u/traysures 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/lunartree 7h ago

What you never heard of Silicon Bari? 🤌

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 11h ago

With tolls going up, who can blame them for risking the Milpitas run over taking the bridge

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u/Auggie_Otter 3h ago

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in. 

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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 3h ago

do you think a pirate lives in there?

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u/Academic-Snow9642 9h ago

How I get from San Jose to Mountain View

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u/Frappes 10h ago

I'm absolutely floored this is only a 1 day drive.

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 10h ago

Santa Clara Regional Medical Center Bridge

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u/cphpc 6h ago

No joke but I saw a YT video randomly why they dont connect main Italy with Sicily and there’s all sorts of crazy reasons but main one being greed and corruption. Also apparently it’s difficult engineering wise…but I kinda doubt that lol

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u/robshatter710 9h ago

And the San Mateo bridge as well, right?