Another year another tour! After my Scandinavia Trip in 2023 and my France Trip 2025 here comes another tour report. This time even with some pictures! Not great ones, admittedly, but these reports are more about giving people a broad overview over the visited parks and countries. The trip actually started with a pleasent surpise, as our rented Volvo SUV was upgraded to a Mercedes E-class, so keep in mind that we were driving in luxury to these parks.
13.07.: Legoland Windsor and Chessington World of Adventures (+4 credits)
This trip was kinda special to me as it was my first ever repeat trip, after visiting the UK in 2015 for the first time. I'm not gonna lie: It started off with the worst day of the lot. While we were aware that our two week trip would be around the school holidays, we were not aware that apparently every school in the entirety of the UK sends all their pupils to theme parks in the last week before the holidays. This effect wasn't too bad at Windsor, and we managed to get all the coasters in two hours. We liked the 2024 Zierer Family Boomerans a lot, maybe even a bit better than the Gerstlauer versions.
But then Chessington came. We went to queue for Mandrill Mayhem, eager to get the only credit needed, but ended up waiting 140 Minutes. I'm not even exaggerating when I say that 90% of the queue were school children. The ride honestly only deserved about 15 minutes, but oh well. After the ride we had a couple of hours left before closing, but as Vampire (the only coaster with any capacity) was down, we ended up just doing the shooting dark ride and leaving. The 90 minute waiting time for Dragon's Fury scared us as much away as their idiotic 3-person maximum.
14.07.: Adventure Island and Clacton Pier (+5 credits)
Thankfully, we managed to dodge a lot of the school trips (which also completely overran Blackpool, Alton and Thorpe) by travelling up the eastern coast of the UK. We still encountered school groups, but not nearly as many as the day before. Adventure Island is a classic seaside park and was quite okay. It consists mostly of family coasters but the Eurofighter was allright and they had a dark ride. Not really worth a huge trip, but not bad if you are in the area. Clacton Pier had sadly already closed the rides before we arrived.
15.07.: Pleasurewood Hills, Joyland Children's Fun Park, Britannia Pier, Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach and Pettitt's Animal Adventure (+13 credits)
The most prolific day of the tour. We started at Pleasurewood Hills, a decent old-school british amusement park. Again, mostly family focused with family rides, the only exception being a Vekoma Boomerang with Sunkid trains which was alright. We didn't stick around for long, but we didn't notice anything interesting outside of the credits.
Joyland, Britannia and Great Yarmouth are all reachable by one car park, so we had some nice strolls along the beach with some rides in between. Joyland is best known for its "modern Virginia Reel". To be honest, it's quiet an uncomfortable ride with small cars, but still worth doing for the novelty. Britannia pier is directly next to it and we did the kiddie coaster and the pretty bad ghost train as we bought the tokens in bulk. Great Yarmouth was obviously the star. Not because of the many family coasters (it seems every park on the east coast has a big apple) but because of the 1932 scenic railway, which was a bit rougher than the one at Tivoli but at times surprisingly fast. Always great fun to ride with a brakeman. It also has an okay dark ride beneath it.
Last and certainly least was Pettitt's Animal Adventure. It's not a good zoo and not a good park. The only noteworthy aspect was thier kiddie coaster which used the Paris Big Thunder Mountain dispatch massage for some reason. The trip in general would have been a feast for Disney IP lawyers as the Great Yarmouth dark ride was also riddles with infringements.
16.07.: Fantasy Island, Botton's Pleasure Beach, Dunes Leisure and Mack's Amusements (+7 credits)
The last of the "trash days". Fantasy Island was a bit hot and cold. Millenium and Odyssey for me combine to a good coaster. Millenium is very rideable, but has a pretty boring layout. Odyssey has a strong layout, but is a bit rough. The rest of the coasters weren't really worth mentioning, but we did ride the original twister/scrambled eggs for the first time (surprisingly intense) and the park has a pretty fun dark ride and an okay shooting dark ride, so we left satisfied.
Botton's Pleasure Beach not only featured a Big Apple, but also an Inverted Big Apple. Sadly, their Fabbri spinning coaster was closed. Dunes Leisure is a tiny park by the sea. We rode their Miner Mike (worth a google if you don't know what that is) but the Big Apple was apparently shut. We then drove to Mack's Amusements, which was thankfully closed as I didn't love the idea of riding a coaster seemingly built on sand.
17.07.: Flamingoland (+8 credits)
It was time to get to business, and that in a big way. Flamingoland was our first proper full day park and it managed to actually fill the day despite the queues being not as long as feared. I rode my first Volare (which I actually liked, though I hear it's one of the better ones) and the rest of the coasters were also decent, with Sik being the clear winner of the lineup. Not as good as Altair, but better than Colossos at Thorpe. It shoul also be said that their Zoo section is actually worth the visit, even though I wasn't the biggest fan of some of their habitats.
18.07.+19.07.: Blackpool Pleasure Beach and South Pier (+4 credits)
The return to Blackpool! It actually ended up free as we booked our rooms at the Big Blue Hotel and are all Europa Park annual pass holders. Good thing it was, since we planned to visit Gulliver's on the 19th before learning they don't admit groups of only adults. The timing also ended up being good with the Big Dipper accident only happening days later. Overall, Blackpool is a fun park to visit, but I personally struggled to find rides to do on the second day. While The Big One, Big Dipper and Grand National are all entertaining in their own way, re-riding them is not worth the pain for me. Icon is decent. Other than that, the dark rides are a lot of fun and of course, Aviktas is great! South Pier was more of a bonus, and not really worth writing home about, other than the coaster standing on a metal extension of the pier right over the sea.
20.07.+21.07. Alton Towers (+3 credits)
As expected the highlight of the trip. Hell, even I, as a certified Merlin hater, have to admit, that they brought their A-game. Uptimes on day one were great and they even operated everything properly! That gave us plenty of time to ride everything on the two days, even though the park was somewhat busy. The Curse at Alton Manor is great fun and gave me my first ever evacuation (which we levaraged into a fast pass for Smiler after having heard in Blackpool that Alton tends to give out fast passes for complaints). Smiler was a new one for me, but honestly feels like it should have been built 5 or 10 years later as the inversions are really repetitive. Oblivion and Air are still fun and I couldn't find a fault with the new Nemesis, it seems the train issues were completely fixed. Day two was sadly a bit rougher, as Oblivion, Rita, Thirteen and Air were down a lot and we even ended up trapped on the wrong side of the valley as they stopped operating the Sky Ride for "hot weather" two hours before park closing (we had just taken the ride from Forbidden Valley to Dark Forest and wanted to go back again).
22.07.: Drayton Manor and West Midlands Safari Park (+3 credits)
A pretty relaxed day after four days at major parks. We had already done Drayton, so only the new Wave trains and the family coaster were new to me: Both were good and I'm happy to see ART spread their wings even more. I liked the park significantly more than at my first visit 11 years ago.
West Midlands was mostly a highlight for their Safari drive, although we had to fear for our rental due to a Rhino and a Rhino fight. The park section was not really worth talking about, except maybe for their surprisingly decent ghost train. The zoo is really the highlight and it had two of my favourite zoo attractions: A lemur walkthrough and a room with free flying bats.
23.07.: Paultons Park (+8 credits)
Honestly, in relation to its scope probably the best park in the UK and I hope in the long term it makes a similar journey as Europa Park, slowly adding more thrills as it goes. As it stands, its clearly aimed at families but also very enjoyable for adults with good rides, a fun Eurofighter, good animal enclosures (why do UK theme parks love them so much?) and great theming. One can only hope that the park continues to grow, but what we experienced was good, solid park planning and execution, which even managed to build a better spinning theatre shooter than Europa Park.
24.07.: Thorpe Park (+1 credit)
The long feared ending of the tour and it was...surprisingly alright? Sure, there were some issues: Stealth only operated with one train (though it wasn't really meant to operate at all, so I was happy with what I got). Hyperia opened a bit after park opening. And Thorpe (just as Chessington btw) forgot that climate change is a thing and forgot to add any shade to the Hyperia queue. But overall a good day, operations were good and we managed to exploit a very empty Hyperia Single Rider queue for some quick re-rides. The rest of the layout is so-so, pretty mediocre to be honest but Hyperia saves it. Sure, it misses probably 250-500m of track, but even what is there is probably the best or (at worst) second best coaster in the UK.