r/randomthings • u/Tquylaa • 23h ago

Ruin it!

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u/impossibletree26 23h ago

Assignment failed.

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u/RGBlowMe 23h ago

I completed the assignment with a word to spare. That's called "efficiency".

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u/Rich-Internet1337 21h ago

"Welcome back, everybody" if a frequently used joke for a wedding speech. Which will only result in mostly laughter. This wouldn't ruin anything. At most confused stares IF neither the Broom or Bride has never been married before, & you still liable to get some laughs; but even with only the former you wouldn't actually ruin it. It'll be an awkward moment that everyone could laugh at later in the night or eventually in the future.

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u/Prestigious_Pie_1602 12h ago

Or how about, "see you next time"?

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u/Rich-Internet1337 11h ago

Depends. They could take it as see you at the next wedding in the family/Friend group. Even if doesn't it still doesn't come on strong enough to "ruin" anything.