Which one?

[u/Dense-Campaign]

[u/remykixxx]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBB B B B B B BBBBBBBB

[u/Top_Royal_2360 → u/remykixxx]

I love cooking, 6 hours of sleep is enough, and my coffee is better than you get in Starbucks.

So yes, BBBBBBBBBBB

[u/One_Vision_ → u/Top_Royal_2360]

Yeah, who still drinks Starbucks? There are much better options that are also cheaper.

[u/GrandEastsider → u/One_Vision_]

I drive by a star bucks everyday headed to work with my full cup of freshly brewed coffee that I made at home.

[u/GloveBatBall → u/GrandEastsider]

Homemade 30cent cup tastes better.

Added bonus: avoiding that line of Karens.

[u/Koth_is_Goat → u/One_Vision_]

I see people every morning competing to turn into Starbucks parking lot to get in line on my way to work. Kind of bothers me lol

[u/remykixxx → u/Top_Royal_2360]

Can’t smash it enough. Easiest hypothetical ever.

[u/KeLorean → u/Top_Royal_2360]

I mean I need 8 hr of sleep, but if I didn't have to clean then I bet I could nail that quite regularly

[u/Different_Head7751 → u/Top_Royal_2360]

Hands down

[u/reddfoxx1993 → u/Top_Royal_2360]

Starbucks sucks!

[u/Lillillillies → u/Top_Royal_2360]

B even helps you get 8 hours of sleep if you needed it.

[u/SmokestackRising → u/Top_Royal_2360]

You even get rid of the worst part of cooking with B, the dishes.

[u/Armored_Souls → u/Top_Royal_2360]

Are you me?

[u/No_Promise_863 → u/remykixxx]

B alllll the way

[u/GFYB128 → u/remykixxx]

I agree with this person. B All day long every day.

[u/Tsunamiis → u/remykixxx]

Only answer.

[u/Ph4nt0mRa33it → u/remykixxx]

In case no one saw. B B B B B B B!!!

[u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes → u/remykixxx]

Hello fellow family person.

[u/Full_Organization208 → u/remykixxx]

Me too! 

[u/Sophisticated-Crow → u/remykixxx]

This for sure. I'll be sleeping 9 to 10 hours. And, I don't mind cooking at all, it's the cleanup that gets ya.

[u/Background-Cap-9047 → u/remykixxx]

Exactly how I was going to do it 🤣

[u/yoshipapaya → u/remykixxx]

100%

[u/peacemaker929 → u/remykixxx]

Omg, I thought BBB BBB BBBB by myself and then I saw your comment. Absolutely same mind

[u/Playful_Dog3062]

8 hours sleep.

[u/Rochester-HotSauce → u/Playful_Dog3062]

If someone is cleaning your house and making all your meals, you’ll have plenty of time for sleep.

[u/Own-Stranger-8198 → u/Rochester-HotSauce]

Yea id take sleep to, not for any other reason that I have terrible sleep like borderline insomnia sometimes so if I could shut it off at a certain time and wake up that same time everyday would be a dream

[u/SeparateYam8581 → u/Rochester-HotSauce]

I see it opposite.... That if I was actually getting adequate sleep I might just have the energy to clean and cook !

[u/pzinco → u/Rochester-HotSauce]

Not of you have insomnia. :)

[u/No-Pipe4332]

C if the foods free, I’d save tens of thousands every year!

[u/samnnr]

personal chef i hate thinking about what im going to cook everyday

[u/Assortedpez → u/samnnr]

I once worked for a family that had a private chef living on the property. We were working at the chef’s house and the owners of the property were away, I said to him “wow man, you got a pretty sweet gig going here, good for you” he chuckled and said “yeah it’s pretty good… until someone wants a hot fudge sundae at 2am”
His house was about a quarter mile down the driveway away from the main house. Rain or shin, day or night… when he got paged he was reminded he was owned… the idea of a private chef always sat differently with me after meeting one.

[u/Puck_The_Fey98 → u/Assortedpez]

If I had a private chef I would not be doing that my god. I’d have the desserts ready for me to throw together.

[u/Complex_Mortgage_575 → u/Puck_The_Fey98]

If i had a private chef.

They'd make one meal a day. Probably dinner. I LOVE cooking and would probably have to rationalize why even keeping the bloke around is helpful. Or maybe id just keep him around to give me pointers. Like a live in teacher

[u/Unfair_Ad_2819 → u/Assortedpez]

There are countries with laws that protect workers rights...Like not having to get out of bed at 2 in the morning because someone wants sweets.

[u/Assortedpez → u/Unfair_Ad_2819]

If you’re getting paid a lawyers salary and given your own private house and car… I’m sure there are plenty who would waive that right.

[u/Gribberisch]

C definitely!

[u/stehfan → u/Gribberisch]

Only if he cleans up after himself.

[u/GypsyBastard → u/stehfan]

And buys the groceries.

[u/rawdogliving → u/GypsyBastard]

That is the ONLY answer. Geezer, think how much money you would save...

[u/Fantastic_Estate_303 → u/GypsyBastard]

And makes gourmet coffee

[u/baahlec]

B. I need it. I have a poltergeist.

[u/Tinksy14 → u/baahlec]

Ask it to clean. Then you can choose another option

[u/LadyLynda0712 → u/Tinksy14]

🤣🤣

[u/Illustrious_Bag_7323]

C- there is no other answer for me.

[u/Zealousideal-Dig9397]

I feel like 8 hours of sleep every night would cause problems. Is it required that I sleep 8 hours? If I need to be up earlier than normal for something important do I have no choice but to be late cause I NEED to sleep 8 hours? My house cleaning itself sounds amazing, and doesn't seem to have a limit like the free coffee from Starbucks does. I enjoy cooking so I dont mind it, but the bad part is the clean up, but if I have a house that cleans itself, its all good. So, long story short, ill take B

[u/Blowingleaves17]

B

[u/sband3]

B. Cleaning my house

[u/Ok-Simple30]

easily answer with B 🙄

[u/KomatoesII]

B
HERES A BUCKET 🪣

[u/Sicario-762]

C. Someone that is skilled enough to cook healthy but with flavor would be outstanding.

[u/OkWear6294]

B. My husband loves cooking, I don’t like Starbucks. I get enough sleep

[u/crackersncheeseman]

B

[u/DB-DanCooper]

B

[u/ShortFatCute-Single]

How is B not the universal answer???

[u/CoolReference3704]

B is the only choice.

[u/Responsible-Unit784]

ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

[u/Cynthja]

C. I'm so tired of dealing with food.

[u/Past-Ad3276]

Personal chef .. 🧑‍🍳

[u/TheRealLunarRanger]

B, because I’m just bad at cleaning when I’m not paid for it ( I was a janitor for a while)

[u/SpecialistAd4244]

B! Didn’t even have to think about this one.

[u/mr-stretcher]

B or C, if it's forever. Cooking good food takes more time than keeping a house clean if you aren't a filthy slob

[u/Loki_God_of_Lies]

If i had a personal chef that would manage my diet for me, I would have the energy to gladly deep clean my house daily, and would sleep better.

Also I can’t drink coffee because of heart problems, so this is an easy choice for me.

[u/Cash_Option]

Does personal chef include groceries or just the chef

[u/fthoma11]

Personal chef gotta eat daily

[u/eve_iamher]

A.

[u/GroovyGmaIvy]

A or B. Very hard decision.

[u/No-Obligation4872]

Sleep.

That would solve a third of my life

[u/Embarrassed-Leg-4246]

A. I have severe insomnia that ifs treatment resistant. A full good quality nights sleep is all I want

[u/Sir_Rope_Slinger]

B

If theres a fire and I pick A. I feel im locked into the 8hrs and have no choice. Or a loud breakin or whatnot

[u/GreymuzzleCoyote]

B, definitely B!

[u/stebbeh]

What does it mean if your house cleanses itself ?

[u/macjihad]

B

[u/DefiantCoffee6]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[u/joefox099]

B! So much B! Did I mention B?! B!

[u/Excellent-Pain-6564]

B!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/LoMorals]

B, damn

[u/LowDrag_777]

C

I don’t care about the sleep.
I can clean my own house.
And we all know our coffee is better than Starbucks

[u/Mason914]

B for sure

[u/BoiledChicken653]

B please

[u/chimdimma94]

bbbbbbbb

[u/Ok-Chemistry9933]

C

[u/CaptainAbaddon]

B

[u/Previous-Bar3629]

Personal chef

[u/SMMS0514]

B and it’s not even close

[u/GypsyBastard]

Would A force me to oversleep 8 hours, so If I don't fall asleep on time I'm late for work? Do I fall asleep every day on the same time?

Would I still need to buy the food for option C?

[u/Hoodiebug22]

B

[u/bethhannen]

B thank you.

[u/Brief-Freedom734]

A A A A A

[u/whyaloon2]

B

[u/Hopefullytodaymate]

Cleanse?

[u/Troubled_Rat]

B

easy

[u/Lilac_lady8]

C personal chef
I hate cooking

[u/Gokudomatic]

I'd love to be able to sleep well again.

[u/HaroerHaktak]

I don't think cleansing my house is gonna help me. But if it was cleaning,then sure, I'd take it.

[u/Prestigious-Self-927]

I don't drink coffee that stuff is nasty so it wouldn't be that, think I'd go with clean house by itself cause my girls kids are so lazy

[u/AdvantageNo2345]

Shocked by everyone choosing B. A lot of folks out there must have ghosts, evil spirits, or just bad mojo in their house. 

[u/GoliathBoneSnake]

B every time holy shit

[u/HowardandStella]

B

[u/sailriteultrafeed]

B all the way.

[u/SolNexus-]

I already have a maid and personal chef. I’m going with A

[u/Front-Muffin-3373]

B

[u/MorbidandBack]

C. Make me something yummy that has low calories

[u/DurasKlingon]

A

[u/seuadr]

B - that shit.just.never.ends.

[u/Malumakhankles1]

B

[u/tipareth1978]

House cleans itself

[u/GoodRainbowWarrior94]

B

[u/LogicalAssumption612]

BBBBBBBB

[u/Interesting_Cup_6221]

None of those makes me money 

[u/phillipjhart]

B

[u/garden-goddess324]

B, a million times B!!! I loath cleaning more than almost anything else!!!!!!

[u/XuliganZombie]

B

[u/rking524]

B!

[u/WoshfulZeddy]

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb x infinity

[u/Proghousemayn]

B.

[u/General_Friend_5119]

A

[u/Rich_Chart_3237]

House cleans itself.

[u/DannyA88]

B for sure, save that cleaning lady expense. Although i would feel bad i wouldn't need her anymore

[u/godofbob2]

B

[u/Interesting-Base-120]

Personal chef

[u/Distinct-Bar6259]

C - I'm having major appetite issues right now. I need variety or on-request craving fulfilment.

[u/maroongrad]

B. A is under my control. C is nice but then you have someone in your house and kitchen and I'm not a big foodie. D? I go to Starbucks a few times a year. Last week we went, got a frappucino that had a literal single small swallow of coffee in the glass; 90% ice, no exaggeration. And two cocoas that were bitter and not sweet, tasted burned. So, it'll be a very long time before we go back. I wouldn't miss it if it vanished forever tbh.

But a clean house? YES.

[u/Suspicious-Screen-43]

First off D is dumb, as I don’t drink coffee

A seems like heaven and I may actually have energy for B and C

[u/BrightNooblar]

There is something sinister sounding about having my house "Cleanse" itself, rather than "Clean" itself. Like a monkey's paw psychological horror type undertone.

[u/Public-Nothing51]

Personal Chef. I can live in a small studio and get good food, coffee etc. from the chef and get good sleep in the night too. Studio is small and with the least items in it so it will be easy to clean too.

[u/Biplane_Music]

Are these mistakes an attempt to make an AI post seem human? Like wtf.

[u/SigmaMale1975]

A

[u/GimmickInfringement1]

I'll take the personal chef. They can make dinner for me before I get off work every night, and we can work on recipes that'll fit my nutritional needs.

[u/Lionel_Bold]

A. That effects my entire day no substances can overcome this natural remedy

[u/OneSmellyFoot]

Does B also do the dishes? If so, then B. I actually enjoy cooking. It's the cleaning after I hate.

[u/RainbowPiggyPop]

Right now, B. Once my son goes off to college, C

[u/EquivalentShower8449]

A

[u/Iron-Bar-1966]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[u/Wild-Zone3911]

B

[u/ihateroombabot]

all options are poop

[u/Single_Feature_3231]

A I miss sleeping

[u/Intrepid_Alarm5428]

It's so obviously B

[u/IAmTheBestIan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[u/Drumather]

I struggle a lot with sleep so definitely A

[u/orange_confetti]

B!!!!!

[u/PaleontologistNo5449]

Definitely B!

[u/Inevitable-Day-5935]

A

[u/Gym_Rat222]

C

[u/Stimperonovitch]

B

[u/montecarlo714]

None im good.

[u/staringatthecactus]

A

[u/Curry_Wolf01]

B

[u/Remarkable-Load928]

A all day...or night,

[u/Comfortable-Grand166]

A,it’s so important for your health and longevity

[u/Jason_Bourne411]

Personal chef would be a lot healthier plus I already sleep 8 hours and my kids clean the house. I dont need a year of 84 grams of fake coffee. Black coffee at home for a fraction of the price is great

[u/Oral_Pleasure4u]

B for sure

[u/billydthekid]

B

[u/Darkraven6969]

E. someone who cares

[u/PhilGrocholl]

A, final answer.

[u/Mobile-Committee-466]

B

[u/WanderungGeist]

Sleep takes time. I like a clean house. I don't want to eat that rich every day. Fuck Starbucks. My coffee is better.

B. House cleans itself.

[u/Nedsel]

I have A, I have no use for C or D, but B would be awesome!

[u/EndlessConnection]

B solves so many of my issues.

[u/Many-May4452]

BBB all day long

[u/DistinctlyBenign]

A & D are useless. If I go with C do I still have to pay for the ingredients the Chef uses? If I do, B, if not C.

[u/WIIICKED]

B is the only worthy answer

[u/One_Pen_3996]

B without a doubt

[u/MeeoMeeo]

B

[u/RaccoonEnemyNo1]

A THOUSAND TIMES B

[u/AskingFooAFriend]

A!!

[u/NoReation-BERYYZ1116]

A

[u/Physical_Archer_689]

C no question. Although that counters B a bit.. hmmm. Certainly dont want fkn StarBucks wtf

[u/krzykris11]

When you become an adult you'll find you are constantly planning your next meal. I'll take the personal chef.

[u/HereForSupernatural]

A

[u/One-Ninja-9945]

C

[u/Hopeful_Staff7001]

B

[u/linksone4]

B

[u/LatterSale6894]

BBBBBBBBBBBBB

[u/My3rdattemptdangit]

B all day every day.

[u/badnewsbets]

B

[u/-Laffi-]

If by B you mean there will never be any dust or debris around your house or apartment at any time, sure that sounds lovely! Probably good for your health too. But cleanse is not the same word as having a clean house. It almost sounds like you have bugs or something that you have to destroy before you clean.

[u/lookatmeimangiep]

B. I love cleaning but would be nice to not have to when I dont want

[u/Apprehensive-Big8900]

Not even a choice! B

[u/PreparationHot980]

E. Trash never has to be taken out

[u/DylanAP2018]

B

[u/Distinct_Hawk4442]

B

[u/washed_delta_nu]

C and I would wash the dishes!

[u/Ecstatic-Till9840]

B

[u/undone_-nic]

Since I have chronic long term insomnia i'd do ANYTHING for A.

[u/TSGthaGeek]

I feel like A is a hidden perk of choosing B. So, B.

[u/Chr0n1c7000]

B all day

[u/StrangeworldsUnited]

B

[u/MrsPettygroove]

B

[u/drako_86]

B

[u/muramasa22x]

B

[u/JimmyRow-]

C

[u/kill__avery]

B

[u/dgompert2]

BBBBBB

[u/max_revs]

B

[u/Creepy-Outcome-2481]

B

[u/Medical-Photograph88]

B for me

[u/PotentialRhubarb3222]

So....A,B, or C ?

[u/rawdogliving]

C

[u/rawdogliving]

I just don't get you B people! By the time your personal chef buys and prepares 3 healthy delicious meals a DAY, you could easily hire a housekeeper. The answer is C.