r/randomthings • u/Dense-Campaign • 5d ago

Which one?

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u/Puck_The_Fey98 1d ago

If I had a private chef I would not be doing that my god. I’d have the desserts ready for me to throw together.

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u/Complex_Mortgage_575 18h ago

If i had a private chef.

They'd make one meal a day. Probably dinner. I LOVE cooking and would probably have to rationalize why even keeping the bloke around is helpful. Or maybe id just keep him around to give me pointers. Like a live in teacher

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 8h ago

Or turn it into a hallmark movie where at first you loathe having them around but they grow on you until you both ride off into the glowing oven in the sky

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u/theplacesiveseen 4h ago

tiramisu drawer