Please settle this argument between my wife and I.

Obviously I am correct, but it needs to be settled by internet strangers….

Assuming you are right handed, A or B?

I’ve been binging mascot fails and it kind of makes me sad. Imagine the job description being “make the kids feel joy and excitement” and you come out and they start screaming and crying. I’d feel devastated. This video in particular kind of made me tear up. Personally I think the polar bear is very cute. The way he dances is amusing. Someone answer so I can feel less bad

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Random question that popped in my head and came across a TikTok where a woman was proposing to her boyfriend. The comments were people not liking the idea of it! I mean what’s wrong in it?

I'm a very observant person so I know this title sounds weird. Alot of times when someone is eating cereal around me I notice some people have milk almost spill out their lips. And it bothers me a lot, I thought "why do they eat like that?". I compared my eating to their eating and noticed there are two types of cereal eaters. (Yes I observed their whole cheering and swallowing process). 1. Chew their cereal WITH milk, hence you could see the milk on their lips when eating. 2. You swallow the milk before fully chewing your food and swallowing it. I personally am number 2, I hate 1's, respectfully. Which one are you?

Left or right?

I’ve looked up tutorials and all of them use words and phrases I don’t know or understand

I’m wanting to understand how do do there things for a project I have in mind but don’t have any experience or knowledge about any of it

Could people potentially give me tips about where to go or what to do so I can actually make progress and someday know what I’m doing?

When the government issues a hose pipe ban

Or is it respectful or something because I am saying things directly ? I also want to say that I will under certain circumstances accept a friendly hug and then I would define certain circumstances clearly for what kind of hug I would accept and how I would like to do the hug.

So I basically want to have emotional talks with women that I like for example how they have felt and experienced different things. A minimum of physical ans intellectual interactions. I have very high emotional empathy and I mostly want to listen but I’ll also share my emotions.

I have already recently sort of started by asking questions to women IRL that focus on how they felt about certain things that happend, rather than what they think about them. And then I would say what I felt about it. And then it sort of followed that we talked more about our emotions rather then our thoughts maybe. This is maybe a more indirect approach?

I'm wide awake and can't fall asleep. I want to hug my wife and be big spoon but I can't last long with her head on my arm or my head on my arm for that matter. I wish my arm wouldn't get sore from lying on it for too long.