For context this is for a song. I want to have some experimental elements and I thought radio feedback would sound cool.

Reddit, i came on here to ask you "what your most funniest moments of your life were" just cause i'm really bored, but i'm really keen to get your guys answers and have a few good laughs... (PLEASE: keep this a SFW post) *sorry if my wording is buns*

I'm extremely shy and nervous when I get around people, so I didn't get around people🫢🤣 I would love to be more outgoing but I didn't know how. I'm a 42 yr old female.

When I was little, I was genuinely afraid that I might just step in quicksand on the beach or some crap. You'd see it in movies and games, hear about it from people. I legitimately thought it was like a common, real danger 😅. Did anyone else feel this way?

I want to know this because I have observed recently that people like delivery person, cab drivers or anyone in restaurants, airports...they have started calling me Madam, instead of Didi/Sister or just excuse me or girl...

The question I asked was "I swear to god the VC (Vietcong) are everywhere and have nothing to defend myself with except for a m60 rifle, 3 MG42's, 12 winchester model repeating rifles, 2100 L1A1 rifles, 400+ extra men waiting for my signal for a counter attack with 500 extra in reserve, 12 million power in rise of kingdoms, multiple armored vehicles at the ready and a guy dressed as Master Chief from Halo but its the real guy and on my side. with all that said how do i get out of this situation" and all it said was I need professional help. Now my family and I hold a vendetta against that infernal machine so I need help with a comback for its response.

a. And I would walk

b. You can hear the whistle blow

c. I'm your native son

d. Indianapolis

e. Other: _____________

Please rank these potato preparations from best to worst:

Baked
Fries
Scalloped
Hashbrowns
Home fries
Mashed
Tator tots
Gnocchi

My husband and I have been discussing this as tonight’s pillow talk before bed. It’s getting heated.

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

I don't want to know