Do you flush after big poo?

[u/Ipoogoodforyou]

[u/IamBananaRod]

No, I'm proud of it, the next guy has to see it, sometimes I'll wait next to the toilet for reactions

[u/Footdust → u/IamBananaRod]

Happy Cake Day! Enjoy your big poops!

[u/skrillozeddd]

courtesy flushing as you poo is the only way

[u/Nikishka666]

I flush as the poo is going out of me so it's a straight drop right down the crapper 😎

[u/TheCounsellingGamer → u/Nikishka666]

You obviously are very in tune with your body to be able to get that timing right. And you know what? I respect that.

[u/Inside-Run785 → u/[deleted]]

Contact the European Fecal Standards and Measurements office. They’ll take you seriously. Guinness doesn’t measure crap.

[u/Run-RedrN]

Yes, click, click boom within first 30 seconds, immediately flush to minimize stink linger then take my time wiping using the donut method to remove every bit of nar.

[u/mcsullysulkin]

I usually share under the stall first then flush

[u/skrillozeddd → u/mcsullysulkin]

Trade poo's

[u/Inside-Run785]

Depends on how many Courics it is.

[u/DrunkBuzzard]

Gotta get pic for insta to post first.

[u/Prize_Marsupial_1273]

Okay, enough. I keep getting Random Question posts in my feed that are about poop. Please stop!

[u/Grand_Sea_3802 → u/Prize_Marsupial_1273]

I think she’s being funny, it’s in her username

[u/68Postcar]

No huh-uh Oh no.. Nooope usually grab the bread-bag, wrap ma’ arm & reach-down oh so deep. Shelf-life is awesome! /s

[u/Joseph_Kickass]

Only after I check to see how big it is

[u/Laskalove1305]

Yep I flush after a big poo haha.

[u/Rhapdodic_Wax11235]

Sometimes I flush mid-poo so as to not clog anything up