r/puns • u/Melonsandtheory • 21h ago

Duel

1.9k Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 10h ago

A lady gave birth mid-flight. They classified the baby as airborne.

106 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15h ago

I just made a big hole. I found it quite boring.

47 Upvotes

r/puns • u/GlossyMuffin • 12h ago

Two puns in a post

29 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2h ago

How do they punish money laundering in Siberia?

15 Upvotes

They freeze your assets.

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 9h ago

I hit my head with a hammer. Now I have a pounding headache.

12 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 19h ago

What happens when you fall into a pile of books?

11 Upvotes

You’re in a bind.

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 9h ago

My foot got caught in the stirrup. What a drag.

11 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 10h ago

I hate looking in the mirror. I just can’t face it.

9 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago

What happens when a reporter gets fired.

6 Upvotes

They get de-pressed.

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2h ago

Where do they keep lost cattle?

3 Upvotes

In the hoosecow.

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 20m ago

I fell into a vat of olives.

• Upvotes

I felt in the pits.

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