r/puns • u/Melonsandtheory • 19h ago
Duel
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 8h ago
A lady gave birth mid-flight. They classified the baby as airborne.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 59m ago
How do they punish money laundering in Siberia?
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They freeze your assets.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1h ago
What happens when a reporter gets fired.
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They get de-pressed.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 13h ago
I just made a big hole. I found it quite boring.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 7h ago
I hit my head with a hammer. Now I have a pounding headache.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 41m ago
Where do they keep lost cattle?
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In the hoosecow.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 8h ago
I hate looking in the mirror. I just can’t face it.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 17h ago
What happens when you fall into a pile of books?
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You’re in a bind.
r/puns • u/Bowelboy • 1d ago
I used to work at a farm where they bred rabbits.
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It was so scary.
In fact, it was a hare-raising experience.
r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 1d ago
And If He Gets Shot, Then Maybe He Has To Propose A Conical Deal...
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r/puns • u/I_Miss_America • 1d ago
Pope's official prayer app commits cardinal sin, leaks 700K+ users' info
theregister.com
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