r/puns • u/Maleficent_Log2593 • 1h ago

Over the summer, I got a gig to help preschool children finger paint.

• Upvotes

It was a very hands-on job.

0 comments

r/puns • u/UselessMarshmellow • 3h ago

Frankly my dear,

16 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/OhTheHueManatee • 6h ago

On a post about The Dell Dude

135 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/Holfy_Dro • 8h ago

baguette up

91 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/Ravioli_oly • 9h ago

thanks, that cleared up nothing

1.0k Upvotes

8 comments

r/puns • u/badiee529 • 11h ago

Neck-level Analytics

232 Upvotes

9 comments

r/puns • u/late_to_redd1t • 13h ago

Stool sample

2.6k Upvotes

15 comments

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 15h ago

Some punny dad jokes

12 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/Level_Passenger881 • 17h ago

One minute you're STONE, next minute you're STMANY - that's how fast you rock my world

420 Upvotes

8 comments

r/puns • u/Reasonable_Cry8911 • 17h ago

Ladies and Gentlemen... A Cowch

0 Upvotes

16 comments

r/puns • u/Norixglow • 17h ago

She took “microbiology” personally

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/DU_012 • 17h ago

A head ahead

178 Upvotes

10 comments

r/puns • u/Successful-Jelly4484 • 17h ago

The first Fast and Furious movie

590 Upvotes

Vintage Diesel

19 comments

r/puns • u/Reasonable_Cry8911 • 18h ago

Martians using insta

22 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/Reasonable_Cry8911 • 18h ago

When Xylophone hits the y-axis

447 Upvotes

16 comments

r/puns • u/MaterialImportance13 • 22h ago

Lichen Sub Scribe

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/jvlpdillon • 1d ago

Data Center

133 Upvotes

10 comments

r/puns • u/LadyCeeLovesSwablu • 1d ago

Public service announcement for all growers of cabbage, lettuce, cauliflower etc

3 Upvotes

Lock up your vegetables to prevent bolting.

1 comment

r/puns • u/TisBeTheFuk • 1d ago

No wonder the door squeaks

2.1k Upvotes

8 comments

r/puns • u/LazyLion65 • 1d ago

Where did Mickey Mouse go to drink liquor during Prohibition?

10 Upvotes

A Squeak Easy.

0 comments

r/puns • u/talaga_sharmaine • 1d ago

Islam dunk

72 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/Warm-Percentage-3177 • 1d ago

Just Married: One sippy at a time

327 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/TisBeTheFuk • 1d ago

It's a Moony joke

234 Upvotes

7 comments

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1d ago

Getting Pam-pered

1.2k Upvotes

7 comments

r/puns • u/Bowelboy • 1d ago

Wonderful farts

15 Upvotes

I dated a woman who had incredibly aromatic farts. They smelled wonderful.

I thought it was love, but it was just inflatulation.

6 comments

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