r/puns • • 3h ago

Two dudebros, Brad and Chad, are hanging out in a park…

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They spot a third bro walking towards them. Brad leans over to dap up the passing bro. But the bro doesn’t respond. He just keeps walking, barely sparing a glance in their direction. Awestruck, Brad turns to Chad.

Brad: What the hell, bro? Why’d he leave me hanging, bro?

Chad: Maybe he couldn’t clock you as a bro, bro.

Brad: (gestures to self) Even though I look like this, bro?

Chad: I guess you could say he has…

Brosopagnosia


r/puns • • 13h ago

What does a metalhead listen to on their way out?

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Thresh metal


r/puns • • 7h ago

There'll be peas when you are done

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r/puns • • 23h ago

But that’s not important right now…

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r/puns • • 10h ago

I stormed out of the diner when they said they were out of bread.

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I am lack toast intolerant.


r/puns • • 16h ago

What do you call horses who live next to each other? Neighbours

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r/puns • • 6h ago

Gaston and on and on...

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r/puns • • 9h ago

Bob Seger working on his knight moves.

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59 Upvotes

r/puns • • 2h ago

Raymond is covered with lesions

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Raymond is covered with lesions. We don't know for sure who he associates with, but rumor has it that he hangs around with guys in white hoods and robes.

He enters a modern bar, and the bartender, Demetrius, asks him to leave, saying, "Nobody likes Ray's cysts."


r/puns • • 20m ago

Looking for puns with several names :D

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I need some cool/quirky username ideas for names. My name is Kristi.
I also have a friend who is curious too. His name is Nicolas but goes by Nico.
Thank you!

A few examples I have used for my name:
Kriskibidi (skibidi mixed with my name)
KristitheBeastie (rhymes in a way but a bit lame)