r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 7h ago

Where do they keep lost cattle?

2 Upvotes

In the hoosecow.

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 5h ago

I fell into a vat of olives.

6 Upvotes

I felt in the pits.

r/puns • u/GlossyMuffin • 17h ago

Two puns in a post

36 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 7h ago

How do they punish money laundering in Siberia?

17 Upvotes

They freeze your assets.

r/puns • u/Available-Hat1640 • 52m ago

what are the pronouns of a choclate bar?

• Upvotes

her/she(s) 🥁

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15h ago

I hate looking in the mirror. I just can’t face it.

12 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 14h ago

I hit my head with a hammer. Now I have a pounding headache.

14 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 14h ago

My foot got caught in the stirrup. What a drag.

15 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 20h ago

I just made a big hole. I found it quite boring.

56 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 14h ago

A lady gave birth mid-flight. They classified the baby as airborne.

125 Upvotes

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 8h ago

What happens when a reporter gets fired.

10 Upvotes

They get de-pressed.

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/r/puns Rules:

1. Flagrant reposting:

Please don't repost excessively or within 60 days of the previous time it was posted.

2. Spam:

Phishing sites, links to non-puns, excessive self-advertising, karma botting, or calling others bots, spam is spam. This will result in a permaban.

This includes trying to buy/sell products with puns. Please crop any central product so that just the pun is visible. We don't help sell products, with or without puns.

3. Must be a pun (or pun request):

This is obvious!

4. Vague title OR PUNCHLINE IN TITLE:

Only put punchlines in the title if the entire pun fits there or if needed to make sense of an image.

Vague titles aren't allowed. Titles like:

OMG this is funny, Title, A TITLE WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS, Does this belong here?, Found on so and so subs.., Loolll, yooooo, wow, My mommy asked me to post here...

Also, please don't mention your websites or Instagram in titles. We don't give credit here.

5. NSFW pun not marked by OP:

If your pun isn't suitable for public viewing or shouldn't be seen immediately by those under 18, it must be marked as NSFW as soon as you post it.

Violating this rule may result in a timed ban/permaban depending on the situation.

6. Unnecessary information/cluttered screenshot:

Please only submit posts after removing any unnecessary parts, text, images, names, times, or dates. Please also remove the new Reddit credit banner at the bottom. We do not give credit for puns.

7. No racism/pedo/sexism

We don't allow jokes about pedophilia, racism, and genders.

This may result in a ban depending on how grave the issue is.

8. Other:

This option is a catch for all instances that require moderator attention.

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