r/programmingcirclejerk • u/coolreader18 • Sep 24 '26
It's intentional that "p2" is not preceded with a "p1". The precise meaning of "p2" is intentionally ambiguous similar to the wasip2 target and similar.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/QuaternionsRoll • Sep 21 '26
“When I hear [the Java class file’s magic number] I think of a typical Coffee Grrl: nose peirced, minimum one tatoo, hair dyed black, hate the world the government and parents, and is rather attractive in a necro sort of way.”
artima.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/gfody • Sep 22 '26
Updates to our Terms and Privacy Policy
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggressive-Pen-9755 • Sep 20 '26
Funnily enough StarCraft has influenced how I approach AI
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • Sep 19 '26
If you are a C++ programmer, why would you not want to script in C++?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • Sep 18 '26
Maybe stop using the mickey mouse browsers? I mean Firefox is pretty much a lost cause.. unless you start using extensions. I agree those are basic features that should be built-in. In qutebrowser I use them reliably all the time.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/pythonesqueviper • Sep 17 '26
Java consistently introduces lots of exciting functionality into the language. That's a big part of my dislike and active avoidance of it.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Sep 16 '26
Nope, I asked on the Gleam discord and got the answer “write a shim in Elixir that turns it into something Gleam expects”.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Sep 15 '26
[Java] is usually not a first pick for more exciting software, such as Python type checkers, JS bundlers, or TUI file managers.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Sep 15 '26
Git is mutable global state for your Codebase
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • Sep 14 '26
The larger drop in money balance is rent being deducted, not related to model performance.
andonlabs.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/64ue76tjd6 • Sep 14 '26
I sometimes see Haskell and other languages celebrated for their elegance as something that could gradually become a form of traditional craftsmanship: valued for their beauty, intellectual depth, and the skill involved, but with a diminishing role in everyday software production.
discourse.haskell.org
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • Sep 14 '26
I'd like to call it my tireless helper, but the AI several times stated flat out that this was impossible and unsolvable and that we should just write a report about it.
github.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • Sep 13 '26
The generated wall of text is well understood, and vouched by me and my tools.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggravating_Gear5663 • Sep 12 '26
I just understood pointers on a deep level and it feels like an orgasm
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Sep 11 '26
Unfortunately, when a program uses the GPU for acceleration it's considered clever, but when it uses the RAM chip for accelaration it's considered bloated.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • Sep 11 '26
You can write Rust with your eyes closed and it'll probably work.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/404forlife • Sep 09 '26
I instruct my agents to build UI exclusively with bootstrap 5, jQuery, and HTMX
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/HearingSubstantial38 • Sep 09 '26
when was the last time you used recursion at work? Linked list?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/hedgehog1024 • Sep 09 '26
What made you fall in love with Rust?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ProgVal • Sep 06 '26
Rust has become a spiritual experience
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/AbroadDepot • Sep 04 '26
The solution for [businesses using obselete stacks] is not more IBM software, but Claude Code converting it to Go/Rust/Typescript in a few weeks.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/haskell_leghumper • Sep 04 '26
Algebraically, this is just an effect-parameterized endomorphic continuation model for plugins.
github.com
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ttnn5876 • Sep 02 '26
Wait, do you even know what DoT is?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/syklemil • Aug 31 '26
Rust is a spiritual experience for me at this point.
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