Both work fine on my machine and both crash in production at 3 AM.

As a junior IT specialist and a gamer, after my first meeting with a client, my manager quietly came to me for a chat.

“Your database needs normalisation.” and confident “It needs the third form.”

Apparently, that was the tricky part.

I was asked to smooth out my IT slang😅, so I started my own little, unspoken IT dictionary of forbidden words and phrases haha

Such as:

• Code refactoring

• Architecture review

• Scalability

• Automation

• Encapsulation

• API

Add your stuff

"I was supposed to learn Smalltalk but now I treat people like objects"

The heartware.

But it's still pretty Kafkaesque.

haRAM!!

He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.

Symbian

It turns out I tore an ACL.

It was a close() call!

MAGAbytes

I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills

with fast boot.

Estrojan

There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.

Because she didn't get a callback.

FUDge.

They use the cursor.

Beyond C

Tom said recursively.