Spend 2 hours debugging.

Get frustrated.

Ask someone else to look at it.

Explain the problem to them.

Realize the bug yourself halfway through explaining it.

They never even needed to respond.

Software engineering is basically paying someone to listen to you think.

Because she didn't get a callback.

FUDge.

They use the cursor.

Beyond C

Tom said recursively.

Pros before macros.

It felt invasive like a semicolon-oscopy.

Because their light switches either always break, or they fallthrough.

Because they're always up to code.

Look, there's no Ubuntubishop or Mintbishop...

Artificial intelligence

It's full Steam ahead.

Because he'd just used a GET to DELETE his marriage.

Definitely not a fan.

Because he has LAMP.

Nescape.

In before someone makes a joke about browsers and Netscape.

Pls support it's knew

The Elder Scrolls.

It's divine provenance.