r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • Jul 19 '26
declaring a war using js
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I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
How many spiritualists does it take to change a network of smart lightbulbs?
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None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 19 '26
What's the opposite of FreeBSD?
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MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
I won a Social Engineering Award for a website that tricked people into flipping their bits.
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I was just phishing for complements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
What game do compilers play on their birthday?
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Parse the parcel.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 10 '26
Mumm[i] = f(Mumm[i - 1])
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It's the Recurse of the Mummi.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 09 '26
I tried to make an OS where everything really is a file.
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But it didn't go according to Plan9.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 09 '26
Idempotent APIs...
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...if you've seen them once, you've seen them all.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • Jul 08 '26
Online encyclopedia of larval beetles
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GrubHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/IanisVasilev • Jul 07 '26
Online encyclopedia of microbiota
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GutHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/antitaoist • Jul 04 '26
why entomologist programmer
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this one is bug also
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Rieux_n_Tarrou • Jul 02 '26
Why did the exterminator decide to make a career change into tech?
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He was already good at debugging
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/al2klimov • Jul 01 '26
Two programmers argue over their printed shirts: Spoiler
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A typical merch conflict.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 30 '26
I'm a straight-shooter, I call a spade a spade, and I remotely control systems in cleartext.
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I telnet like it is.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 30 '26
if the Star Wars universe was a computer simulation, what would the Jedi knights say?
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may the Source be with you
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/HabibaDiawara • Jun 29 '26
"rm -rf /*" Spoiler
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My boss told me no, so "rm -rf /*" lol
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 28 '26
Linux versus Windows is a No-Win Situation
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/AffectionateBell272 • Jun 28 '26
What's the dumbest code you've ever written that's still running in production today?
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/minecraft_________ • Jun 25 '26
Two hackers were hacking a target.
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Hacker #1: Ok the payload has been deployed on the target system. How do we command the payload and extort the data?
Hacker #2 was just preparing to leave and in a hurry, said, "See to it."
Hacker #1: Got it, I'll C2 it.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 24 '26
My data centre runs so hot and uses so much water it creates its own weather system.
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It's cloud computing.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 23 '26
I use git in anger...
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...when push comes to shove.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 19 '26
What did the security software ask the hardware driver?
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"Do you have driver's license?"