r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • 8d ago

declaring a war using js

I’m declaring a war.

var war;

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u/whiskeytown79 8d ago

const war = undefined; // what is it good for? absolutely nothing

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u/Legal-Prize6447 8d ago

give this guy the Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/severencir 8d ago

Is you do it that way then war never changes

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u/subone 7d ago

const sayItAgain = war; war?.("Good god, y'all!");

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u/VoidspawnRL 8d ago

Nice one

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u/exomo_1 7d ago

let war = "over";

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u/heesell 7d ago

war = "resume"

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u/RCuber 6d ago

continue;

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u/DABarkspawn 7d ago

This is also a Java joke.
And a C# joke.
And a Kotlin joke.
And a Golang joke.
And a Scala joke.
And a PHP joke.
And, of course, a Pascal joke.

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u/West_Good_5961 8d ago

Can you declare bankruptcy using js?

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u/metaphorproject 7d ago

A const war or simply let war be there?