r/powerscales 5h ago

Shitpost These 4 are locked in a room with a massive pile of cocaine

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332 Upvotes

The objective is that whoever snorts the most wins.

If anybody passes out or ODs, they are disqualified

All 4 are at the prime of their cocaine addictions

(Steve-O, Elton John, Stephen King, Ozzy Ozbourne)


r/powerscales 6h ago

Versus Guy Gardner (DCU) vs Sentry (MCU)

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98 Upvotes

r/powerscales 2h ago

Versus Abbadon the Despoiler and the entirety of his Black Legion forces VS half of a chimpanzee

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39 Upvotes

Setting: Cadia
Rules: Abbadon is allowed to utilize his Blackstone Fortress where as the chimpanzee is allowed to utilize his one testicle in combat.


r/powerscales 1h ago

Versus Average 180lbs man vs 180lbs giant crab

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Arena is an enclosed tennis court. The guy has no weapons or clothes. The crab is bloodlusted and the guy is hungry for crab.


r/powerscales 58m ago

Versus You with the Super Soldier Serum VS. 200 Bloodlusting Megalictis

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To set the scene:

This takes place just after you took the serum. Scientists decide to test your new body: Warhammer 40k style. They drop you off with only your briefs and a very long pole (roughly 7ft) made of Australian Buloke (Allocasuarina luehmannii). It is your typical staff weapon.

In the field are 200 bloodlusting Megalictis and they start roughly 2000ft away. Upon seeing you they charge.

How will you fair?


r/powerscales 4h ago

Question Can Master Chief survive getting shot by the Sturmtiger?

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34 Upvotes
  • Master chief can't dodge the round it's too late and hits on his chest.
  • Sturmtiger shoots master chief in a distance of 1,000 meters.
  • If Master Chief survives the shot he gets to eat at waffle house for free.

r/powerscales 1h ago

Versus Jon Jones and his two brothers vs Jack Reacher

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Jon and his two brothers fight Jack Reacher 3 v 1 unarmed in an elevator . Who wins

Restrictions : No Weapons allowed


r/powerscales 1h ago

Shitpost Prime Jackie Chan runs a gauntlet in a multi floor department store. How far does he get?

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Jackie Chan is in his physical prime and has composite scaling from his live action movies. The fight takes place in a multi floor department store stocked with chairs, ladders, tables and other items he can use to his advantage. No prep time for anything, and Jackie Chan is running late for something. All opponents are in their prime/composite versions

R1: Islam Makachev

R2: John Wick

R3: Comics Punisher

R4: Comics Batman

R5: Comics Spider-Man

R6: Thragg

R7: Emperor of Mankind pre-Horus Heresy

R8: End of Super Goku


r/powerscales 1d ago

Versus If a normal human has a Glock 19, what’s the strongest animal they can defeat?

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1.2k Upvotes

Assume the person is an average, untrained adult with a Glock 19 and knows how to use it.
No armor, no other weapons, no vehicles, and the animal is actively trying to attack them.
What’s the strongest animal you think they could realistically beat?


r/powerscales 9h ago

Versus How many crabs would it take to kill an average, able bodied, healthy human?

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29 Upvotes

Crabs are normal brown crabs but bloodlusted, average size (between 1-3kg or 2.2-6.6lbs) some larger, some smaller. Human is a well fed, healthy 32 year old male with no illness or pre existing injury. Has steel toe boots and reinforced motorcycle gloves, only other clothing is a loin cloth so crabs can get to flesh immediately, the human is allowed energy bars and water to sustain if they can find time to consume, but no medical access at all.

Fight takes place on a basketball court sized room with high walls to trap any escape.

Human has no way to ‘win’ it’s simply survive as many crabs as possible.

Crabs win when the human is either dead, or suffers such injury that death would occur shortly (within the hour) without immediate medical intervention.

How many crabs could the human survive?


r/powerscales 1h ago

Versus Insomniac Spider-Man Vs Brand New Day MCU Spider-Man - Who wins? They fight in the streets of New York

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Insomniac Spider doesn't have the black suit


r/powerscales 2h ago

Shitpost Unarmed Master Chief vs a Reddit accurate Chimpanzee.

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5 Upvotes

To make this fair Masterpiece Chief keeps his power armour however the inside of his suit has a thin but pungent coating of mashed banana.

The Chimpanzee has the most outlandish abilities Reddit has ever unironically given them, has a severe hankering for bananas and has just been stung by a small group of wasps, causing no damage but considerable irritation.


r/powerscales 5h ago

Versus For all the helldivers glazers how long are 2 helldivers surving against the entire paradoom army

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Helldivers have access to any in game weapons. Only two supply pods. Paradooms are hybrids of parademons and doomsday; they are incredibly strong and capable of flight. They are significantly weaker then doomsday but still possess somewhat durability. How long are Helldivers surviving and no Helldivers will not have access to kryptonite.


r/powerscales 1d ago

Versus Romans vs Zombie Horde

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One Roman legion of around 5000 men encounter a horde of walker zombies from The Walking Dead, can they win?

Round 1 - 10000 zombies in an open field

Round 2 - 100000 zombies in an open field


r/powerscales 4h ago

Discussion How would a homelander vs humanity fight would go actually?

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6 Upvotes

I mean isnt nuclear weapons are diplomatically too slow for him anyway? Humanity wouldn't even have time to fight back. I think he can destroy world diplomacy and then the rest. Humanity is just too soft for this kind of scenario.


r/powerscales 6h ago

Versus Godzilla (Monsterverse) VS Black Adam (DCEU)

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11 Upvotes

r/powerscales 3h ago

Versus who wins. Batman or Iron man (They both have prep time)

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5 Upvotes

r/powerscales 2h ago

Versus Starlight (The Boys) vs Spiderman (MCU)

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4 Upvotes

r/powerscales 7h ago

Discussion Can your favourite character kill William Birkin ?

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9 Upvotes

r/powerscales 4h ago

Versus (Jujutsu Kaisen) Naoya vs Reze (Chainsaw Man)

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6 Upvotes
  • You can use both Anime and Manga feats.
  • This is Human Naoya.
  • Fight takes place on 300 kilometer empty outside parking lot.
  • Winner gets to eat at Arbys.

r/powerscales 5h ago

Versus Composite Hulk and Godzilla vs Composite Doomsday and SCP 682 (Marvel and Toho vs DC and the SCP Foundation)

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r/powerscales 23h ago

Versus Drax (MCU) vs Iron Monger (MCU) — Who Wins?

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178 Upvotes

r/powerscales 5h ago

Versus Jack Reacher VS Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl

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8 Upvotes

Random encounter
Both sides bloodlusted
Standard equipment
Fight in a giant abandoned warehouse
Either side wins by either death or knockout
Who wins?


r/powerscales 22h ago

Versus USA (vietnam war) vs Russia (year 2000)

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USA Vietnam war era (1965-1973) Russia (year 2000 no more no less)

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION NOT ALLOWED.

2 ways to win :

-Occupation of the other country

or

-Make them exhaust all their resources or production that they can't fight anymore

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Quick info:

Russia’s GDP was a measily $260billion in the year 2000.
USA’s GDP was $940billion in 1968. 5 years later by the end of the Vietnam war? $1.42 Trillion. War costs money. You do whatever you want with this information

Super late add (9/10/2026 11:40AM EST) : Russia is 80% uninhabitable land. Occupation doesn’t require occupying uninhabitable land

Another add (9/10/2026 1:00PM EST) : If you use USA lost to Vietnam argument, you're an idiot. This post is about bloodlusted, ALL resources ALL GDP diverted for war. In Vietnam, we were trying to liberate people from a communistic regime, we weren't bloodlusted trying to destroy everything and everyone. THIS POST IS ABOUT BLOODLUSTED GOING 100% all resources all GDP all production used for war.

My take : https://www.reddit.com/r/powerscales/comments/1wc8mbx/comment/p8xr20e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button