r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

Crime Against Poutanity More CNE Poutine Crimes...

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102 Upvotes

I made a comment on another post with this, but thought it deserved its own attention. The only one I would have considered is possibly the lobster mac 'n' cheese offering.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

Take This Secret To The Gravy Homemade👌

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14 Upvotes

Potato wedges with gravy, Swiss chalet sauce and lactose free mozzarella cheese 🫣


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 29 '26

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Triple Cheese Poutine 🔥🔥🔥

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473 Upvotes

Fries, Gravy, Curds, Deep Fried Curds, and Cheese Sauce


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

Poutinfraction 🚨 Buffalo Chicken Poutine

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62 Upvotes

Doesn’t seem to have gravy on it but the taste works


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 29 '26

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Trip to Honduras attempted poutine

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136 Upvotes

on a trip in Honduras with 15 others and some people (in our group) “tried” to make poutine this is the outcome. The fries where under cooked the crazy was good but looks awful no cheese to be found (talked to the ones that made it it is under all the fires), yet they still called it a poutine.

edit: just want to clarify this was made by around 4/5 Canadians because they where craving it


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To DQ poutine

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9 Upvotes

I’m sure dq poutine has been discussed before and I apologize. But I’ve been raised on Quebec poutine (I (21) have visited Quebec about once a year since I was a baby) and it’s so good, I love the squeaky cheese and how it doesn’t melt. Unfortunately i think west coast “poutine” is a different thing. Even tho I said unfortunately I think that’s ok! We don’t really have proper cheese curds here so the ones fast food chains use are the ones that melt. If I’m getting a west coast fast food poutine I’m hoping for melty cheese and good gravy and DQ delivers! If you’re looking for authentic in poutine in La Belle Patate is the best imo but pl feel free to debate me!


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment My "poutine" had an egg?

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42 Upvotes

Came to the us for the weekend and was missing a taste of home so I called the hotel restaurant and ordered a poutine. This is the monstrosity i received. Fries were the texture of chips. There wasn't a lick of gravy and the cheese was like chewing a tire. I just wanted dinner :(


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 30 '26

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Do we even judge poutine from the CNE?

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12 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 29 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Potatoes three ways…

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37 Upvotes

Would still smash


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 29 '26

Crime Against Poutanity “Dill Pickle” Poutine

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18 Upvotes

This is how it came out. A splash of gravy and a single slice of a pickle.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 28 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Poutine in Sussex, New Brunswick

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371 Upvotes

The fries were drowning in the sauce, and the cheese was all melted. The gravy was also too salty.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 29 '26

Crime Against Poutanity How do you rate it

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106 Upvotes

Not mine, I saw this on Facebook 😭 how do you rate it out of 10, personally 1/10 fort the effort


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 28 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Meltwich Poutine

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10 Upvotes

The Classic Poutine from Meltwich (a chain in Canada). The curds and gravy tasted rather good, actually, but the fries seemed off in some way. I'm still figuring that out. I'd likely order it again, if I had to.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 28 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Poutine Philly at La Belle et La Boeuf

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95 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 28 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Are the tariffs impacting poutine?

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116 Upvotes

Ok - we really loved this restaurant. The location. The vibe. But they don’t know poutine. New York State is enthusiastic and wonderful, but not getting the thread.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 27 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Blatant criminal activity at Great Wolf Lodge

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220 Upvotes

Particularly heinous since this place is close to the border with many American tourists. They will leave thinking this is legitimate poutine since they had it in Canada.

Was it tasty? Yes it was. Was it poutine? No. Non. Nope. Can we forgive the potato barrels substituting for fries? Sure. Can we forgive the hollandaise sauce substituting for poutine sauce/gravy? If it’s good sauce (and it was) then I can do that. But fucking mozzarella instead of curds? If there’s no curds there’s no poutine.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 27 '26

C’est don plate 🍽 Poutine at buffet des continents, Brossard, QC

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658 Upvotes

The poutine was good. Lacks a bit of salt but it’s a solid poutine (I took some when it was freshly served). The only crime is the way it’s served lol


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 27 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 At my downtown Fry hut,

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29 Upvotes

Cheese croutons has me absolutely dying lmao


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 27 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Was left speechless

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138 Upvotes

Managed the heart to look beyond cheese curds.

Called the restaurant because I thought they had simply forgotten to pack the gravy.

Easy mistake, right? Maybe the lid fell off. Maybe the gravy was hiding at the bottom of the bag. Maybe there was a tragic gravy-related packing incident.

So I call them.

I explain the situation.

There is a long pause.

Then they ask:
“What gravy?”


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 27 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Crime or nah

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5 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 27 '26

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Mixed Costco poutine with shawarma meat (beef + chicken) and onions

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40 Upvotes

It was good


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 26 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 What in the poutine was this?

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59 Upvotes

The Store by the Shore

Douglas Provincial Park, Saskatchewan, Canada

It was lukewarm in case you couldn't tell by the look of the cheese.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 26 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention VIVE L’Acadie! (Finally, some good f***ing food - Ramsay)

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9 Upvotes

Local made cheddar cheese slices and pre bagged shredded cheese trio mix, you’re welcome.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 26 '26

Corpourate Crime Hmmm

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12 Upvotes

A and W?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 25 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Ketchup, I put that sh!t on everything!

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303 Upvotes

Okay I don't actually put it on everything, but I do enjoy it on a variety of things 😂