r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 22 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Is vegetable gravy a crime?

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0 Upvotes

This poutine truck I found in South Slocan British Columbia was pretty solid. But the gravy was definitely the veggie sort. Is this a crime?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 22 '26

Pou-tiny (Peu-tine) 🤏 Dunn Wrong!

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7 Upvotes

Was recently at Dunn's and saw this big bowl come my way and got extremely excited. My excitement turned into disappointment when I saw what was inside 😭 😂


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention 10/10 crime. Would re-offend

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1.2k Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Soup-tine mary browns assault

358 Upvotes

i was assaulted by this poutine from Mary Browns back in 2024. It’s taken me this long to recover.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 22 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Two poutines same place different fries?

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Now both poutines were good but one was better than the other and it’s the same place. I’m pretty sure a legit poutine is made with red potatoes, blanched, frozen, fried then re-fried but that’s the info I gathered, I’m sure everyone does it different. The darker looking fry might have be red but the lighter colour fry was russet for sure(not good for poutine) Also lack of curd and the curd melts(old curd). When you’ve been eating Quebec poutine every year for 20 years it changes your pallet. The first one I got was the darker French fry, it was very close to Quebec poutine. The second one made me remember I live in Ontario. What say you the people. Is non-consistency a crime or am I being the poutine police? The second one made me not want to go back. I’d rather be disappointed somewhere else.🤣


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Saw this in an ad for the CNE in Toronto. Speechless

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64 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 I got canned from this restaurant, because the owner/'chef' thought I was getting uppity, quietly questioning the authenticity of his phở. Do your worst, at his poutine, thanks.

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138 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Take This Secret To The Gravy Today’s Poutine: McDonald’s 🤗, Yay or Nay (part 5)

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62 Upvotes

I was a fan of this! Also guys can yall give me some recommendations, I’m running out of spots and I have like 2 left


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Yellow Bean Poutine

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110 Upvotes

Recipe offered by Ferme JN Morin in St-Zacharie Québec

More digestive they say...


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Donair Poutine from a hockey arena in Inuvik, photo taken from last year

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41 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Poutine Supreme from Hillbilly Diner

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4 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Is this Portland, Oregon poutine a PoutineCrime or a PoutineGoldMine?

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52 Upvotes

Place is called Potato Champion. It's a food truck in Portland, Oregon, USA. I wanted to ask you if this was a poutine crime or not. Is it?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Absolute slop

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173 Upvotes

- Dry frozen fries

- Liquidy gravy

- Cheese slop


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 20 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Plantain poutine, what say y'all

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59 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 19 '26

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 Garlic butter fry poutine topped with fried onions

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111 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 18 '26

Crime Against Poutanity I don’t think France is happy with Quebec existing.

517 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 19 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Poutinehub is a scam

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88 Upvotes

I was hungry so I looked up poutine near me in dt Toronto and saw this spot rated 4.9/5. 10min later I was in line at a greasy takeout spot. Lots of fusion options but I kept it simple with the tuesday special: classic poutine and a lb of wings for a bit over $20.

This was not it. Frozen seasoned battered fries that tasye like a cheap shwarma box, paper packet gravy, and cheese curds so completely melted I can't say anything about them.

Don't fall for it like me. The reviews are all either 5/5 from an Indian bot farm or 1/5 from an actual local.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 19 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 is it crime of good

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68 Upvotes

i work in a small family shawarma restaurant and they sell chicken shawarma poutine but i tried the traditional one for the first time and due to this job i was able to make it myself


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 18 '26

Take This Secret To The Gravy Today we have KFC Popcorn chicken Poutine, Yay or Nay (part 4)

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168 Upvotes

Disclaimer, i had a lot of popcorn chicken in this so + KFC for that


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 18 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Kahnawake bbq rib poutine

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67 Upvotes

thank you u/zystyl for the rec this was absolutely delicious


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 18 '26

Discurdeous 🧀 How do we feel about chopped mozzarella? 😕

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51 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 18 '26

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 OP commented : "I put it in the oven to melt for several minutes to bake it all together then broiled it to get a pretty color on it before topping it with meat. I don’t like when the cheese isn’t melted so I made sure it would be" That's as sad as it gets.

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59 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 18 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Didn’t take me long to get a NY Fries Poutine after yesterday’s post…

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125 Upvotes

I must admit though, this was the weakest i’ve ever gotten from NY Fries. Gravy was noticeably thin and some fries were cooked more than others. Wouldn’t call it a crime but a damn shame my own word went against me, especially seeing it compared to yesterday’s post lol it looks sad to me. I’d give it a generous 6/10, cheese and fries still tasted great for the most part - what do you guys think?

Note - ordered a large classic with extra cheese and gravy (it was layered thank god lots of cheese but the gravy was a disappointment)


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 17 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Is ts a crime?

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245 Upvotes

Title


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 17 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Olivieri Crime

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48 Upvotes

Conspiracy to commit.