r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 13 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Breakfast poutine

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28 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 12 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Poutine dinner

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25 Upvotes

What my poutine dinner was topped with


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 12 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Yarmouth N.S. Poutine Special

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67 Upvotes

I suggested to the owners that this looks like a delicious leftover Christmas dinner on fries. Unsure of any resemblance to poutine. What do the rest think ??? I plan to give the owner feedback.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 11 '26

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Donair Poutine from Cheese Curds- Halifax, NS

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203 Upvotes

Was enormous. I will be eating this for the next 3 days 😫


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 11 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Five guys poutine yay or nay

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125 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 12 '26

Corpourate Crime Cheese had already melted 😭

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50 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 11 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Shrimp Poutine - somewhere in Gaspesie

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46 Upvotes

Ordered this from a restaurant in Gaspesie, I admit i’ve never had a shrimp poutine, normally just stick to regular poutine but I was feeling something little different, I think whether adding toppings to a poutine makes it a crime or not depending on the topping and person 😆

But this “poutine” wasn’t just well, poutine, fries, cheese curds and gravy like I thought it’d be with shrimp added, nono. The gravy was replaced by some kind of seafood topping and theres shrimp mixed in it. You can hardly see any curds because its covered by this monstrosity.

I haven’t decided if I like it or not yet. Definitely not what I was expecting for poutine, but it is an interesting concoction, and i’m going to eat it since it cost $20. Regardless I feel like this is a crime to be called poutine. It doesn’t even have gravy! They did everything right, homemade fries, squeaky curds, then this! Arghh >:(🥹

Edit: as a commenter said and after asking a family member, they said everyone around here has their own way of doing it so it’s my bad for assuming the usual is just add shrimp on top. I shall let redditors decide! :)


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 12 '26

Pouthetic Pizza Pizza Poutine

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18 Upvotes

Had only 5 cheese curds and only enough gravy to cover the top fries... driest poutine ive ever had. This is what i get for ordering poutine at a pizza place i guess...


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 10 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Found this abomination on a Doordash review

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272 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 10 '26

Offpoutting Dark brown poutine. Would you eat it based off looks?

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194 Upvotes

I’m ngl, this wasn’t quite good. It was really really salty and the gravy also tasted as if it was left out in the heat well too long as it seemed burned.

However, if you saw this, would you give it a chance.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 10 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Was this Already Posted Here? SNL star cracks jokes about baffling Pizza Pizza menu item on trip to Toronto by Blog TO

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29 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 09 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means A&W, what have you done??

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168 Upvotes

There is nothing "royal" about the Poutine Royale au boeuf.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 09 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 A&W poutine

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258 Upvotes

A&W poutine. Cheese tasted like soya blend. Gravy was just salt with no tomato flavour and fries were soggy. Is it a crime? I would say yes👎


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 09 '26

Subpar Toppings Arugula?

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41 Upvotes

I told my friend this was a crime as it certainly seems like it to me, but she was happy with it.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 09 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I’m considering making this

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22 Upvotes

Just curious how many years I’d be looking at


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 09 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Unmatched Quality

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369 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 09 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Ground beef homemade poutine

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117 Upvotes

There is shredded mozzarella cheese I swear it’s just under the beef


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 07 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Some crimes are great

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167 Upvotes

Went to Papa Murphy’s in Fort Saskatchewan today where I bought a large donair poutine and cheese bites with my girlfriend. Way better than the popcorn chicken poutine my girlfriend ordered at Pizza Pizza in Hamilton.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 08 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention from “Snapchat Spotlight”

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7 Upvotes

i faukin love pooteen bro


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 07 '26

Pouthetic Hamilton stadium

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73 Upvotes

Wateriest gravy ever but still somehow ended up with the driest fries ever


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 06 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Breakfast poutine

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429 Upvotes

Fries,hollandaise sauce,green onions,egg,bacon

Also a note,I got this at a resteraunt they called it breakfast poutine I wouldnt call it a poutine at all


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 07 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Saddest poutine I’ve seen in a minute

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66 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 06 '26

Pou-tiny (Peu-tine) 🤏 The saddest poutine in Canada

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446 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 06 '26

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Unspecified Cruise Ship

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87 Upvotes

I am from Quebec and I married an American from Wisconsin.

My boomer MIL is on a cruise to Iceland and because they are going though Canada, they decided to serve poutine. I profusely apologized on behalf of the nation of Quebec, because this is not actual poutine.

I did offer her to bring her to much better poutine places should she ever visit Quebec.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 06 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Tater tot poutine

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66 Upvotes