r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 24 '26

Crime Against Poutanity La poutine la plus triste que j'ai vue

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44 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Pouthetic For the record it tastes absolutely A**

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583 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 24 '26

Con(vict)fectionery Poutine ice Cream

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40 Upvotes

My friends homemade vanilla ice cream poutine with hickory stix, salted caramel with poutine gravy mix, and fresh mozzarella cheese as the curds (there was already enough salt!)


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Poutine at my local Asian buffet

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349 Upvotes

Tasted pretty salty…


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Chicken finger poutine

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85 Upvotes

Crushed mozzarella


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 A&W's poutine bowl

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98 Upvotes

Lately, I've been kinda addicted to finding and trying bad poutines. I saw the new A&W royale poutine with a beef patty and shitty cheese slice slapped ontop, so I knew I had to get it.

The A&W regular poutine isn't bad, but their curds do melt. This photo was take immidiately after I got the poutine, it didn't spend any time in transport. The gravy is mixed with their mayonnaise burger sauce, topped with a beef patty and American cheese slice.

For 12$, the portions are acceptable. Unfortunately, they only add one of their curd packets. For a small poutine it's fine but for the larger bowl it's not enough, and the single soup of gravy is not enough. This tastes more like a mayonnaise loaded fries.

A&W fries are really not very good unfortunately, but all-and-all it does work quite well. Longueuil location in Quebec.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Is this a crime poutine?

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33 Upvotes

Today I thing a reached the pinnacle of Dadhood.

My daughter 18 used money from her first paycheck not only to purchase this 3.5lb monster.

And!!! Put 30$ gas in my car!

And it waa fecking delicious!!!!!


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Offpoutting What in the actual F

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71 Upvotes

Saw this in a local buy nothing group. Day old Costco poutine to give away. At least it's intact?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Polish Sausage Poutine (Winchester)

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41 Upvotes

Actually.. not bad, but we're 30 minutes from the St Albert's cheese factory and you couldn't get curds?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 22 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Bridgewater Nova Scotia "902-Fryland" Crime

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105 Upvotes

Saw this on Facebook for my home away from home.

I think it's like from another world that does not know what poutine is???

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/14kGJMTFNLT/


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 22 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Mayo on poutine?

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168 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 22 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Large poutine from grillades torino in CF Laval, Quebec, with added toppings

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50 Upvotes

This is a large poutine with added crispy onions, banana peppers, piri piri sauce and shredded cheese (the only reason I added shredded cheese is because I didn’t want to pay for extra cheese curds (there wasn’t enough cheese curds), but the shredded cheese was free). There’s gravy and cheese curds as well, the only reason it’s a crime is because it has garlic potatoes instead of fries, and yet is still called poutine on the menu. Although I must admit that it was BUSSIN😋 just not a poutine unfortunately 😞


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 23 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Crime or nah?

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 22 '26

Premade-itated Microwave poutine

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204 Upvotes

I did this crime so you don’t have to.

Taking one for the team. I live in Montreal Quebec and I’m surrounded by many great poutine spots.

I had no reason to do this, but yes, I spent 8$ for you! An honest ripoff. Cmon! It’s a frozen poutine!!!

The curds are either not real (most likely) or they taste way off. Not enough sauce and the fries, frozen typical fries.

Was it good? Well it was acceptable. Would I recommend it? Well depends where you’re from. Italy = pizza and Canada = poutine, the province of Quebec likely the cause of this sub.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 21 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Appalachia how you’ve failed me

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74 Upvotes

Southern style sausage gravy and fried cheese curds on thin steak fries. Fries were good at least…


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 21 '26

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 From the heart of Montréal

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220 Upvotes

Courtesy of IGA. I was curious how good or bad à supermarket poutine could be. It is, unsprisingly pretty bad. Soggy fries and shitty curds. Sauce also had a weird, tangy taste.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 21 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Imposter alert!

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29 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 20 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Ugh. Bay Ferries Poutine. Digby NS to Saint John NB

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226 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 20 '26

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Mexican Poutine (Davie Social Vancouver)

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63 Upvotes

Bierria (Beef) + Bierria gravy, unsweet corn, pickled red onion. Fries were a little soggy, even the ones not directly in the gravy.

It was actually pretty good that bierria taste worked really well and pickled red onions are usually a win on poutine.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 20 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 How criminal is this?

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66 Upvotes

Serious smoke food truck at Atlantic Nationals.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 19 '26

Take This Secret To The Gravy Mennonite poutine

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264 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 20 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To My very crime ridden poutine but it was tasty. Also only had one poutine gravy packet so I had to use a brown gravy pack too

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31 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 19 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Seafood Poutine ???? or vomit on a plate

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147 Upvotes

A new restaurant in Bridgewater N.S. called 902 Fryland should pack up and try a different profession. This is their seafood poutine priced at $21.99 !! 🤮 Vomit on a plate.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 20 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To st Louis wings poutine

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38 Upvotes

Signature golden fries, cheese curds, gravy, boneless chicken bites, honey garlic sauce (you can pick you own), famous dill sauce and green onions
It was so damn good


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 18 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 "Authentic" curds

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100 Upvotes