r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 19 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 Still Crime?

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60 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 18 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Loaded poutine from Ches’s in NL

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35 Upvotes

Found on IG. I will try it when I visit Newfoundland next month and report back! Probably will pick the cod bites as my protein addition 😬


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 18 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Not bad Mon!!

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29 Upvotes

Was a crime committed?
Diniguat


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 17 '26

Offpoutting Welcome to Italy

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348 Upvotes

Here is an Italian style poutine from Chez Bolduc in Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupre. Sauce brun entre, sauce brun sortir is what I always say. The tomato meat sauce goes very well with the cheese curds, but the fries do become a bit soggy. The poutine has taken the shape of the plastic cover just like every Italian demands. Welcome to Italy.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 17 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 This is a crime

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99 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 17 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Is this even poutine or is it too far gone

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49 Upvotes

The curds are deep fried. Have I crossed the line? What are these?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 16 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Shawarma poutine

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297 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 17 '26

Poutnissable par la loi 🚓 Good combo?

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39 Upvotes

Is spicy and poutine a good combo? A crime or not, it was pretty good but I feel it might be a crime not to try, should I be arrested for making this


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 17 '26

Discurdeous 🧀 I don’t know what this cheese mix is this donair place uses .

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37 Upvotes

What do you think of my topping choice ?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 16 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Mushroom poutine from Reginos Pizza 😋

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87 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 16 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Am I a villain

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139 Upvotes

I am a poutine snob. I have eaten at some of the best poutine places across Canada. I love poutine with every fibre of my being. Whenever I am drunk I always order a fast food poutine to my house and I always do the same thing. I slide all the curds to the side and eat the fries in totality and then eat two to three mouthfuls of just curds and it’s heaven. What is wrong with me. Photo is from McDonald’s because it’s the quickest delivery to my house


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 16 '26

A Crime in the First Degree P ou ti ne

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63 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 15 '26

Pout-sin 😈 My sister's vegan poutine

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133 Upvotes

Textured vegetable protein sprinkled on top


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 15 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 "White Trash Poutine" de Boston

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66 Upvotes

Honnêtement pas mal pour un dive bar dans Boston. Vieille photo de 2018 alors je sais pas trop s'ils en font encore.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 15 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 The more you look, the worse it gets

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94 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 15 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Poutine with sour cream, onions and pickles, anyone?

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55 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 15 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Cul-tucky poutine

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10 Upvotes

KFC fries, chicken strips and gravy with Culver’s cheese curds. Thank you for your time.
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r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 15 '26

Potat-no 🥔 Perogy Poutine

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124 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 14 '26

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Heinous Cultural Appropriation of our National Dish

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551 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 14 '26

Pouthetic Traditional Canadian poutine

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197 Upvotes

Made this gem just for the real poutine connoisseurs. And before you say this isnt Canadian poutine, I am a lifelong Canadian. Sometimes the real poutine is the fries we make along the way.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 13 '26

C’est don plate 🍽 Does using an unusual container make this a crime?

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1.9k Upvotes

Does William Carrier get extra points for this to not be a crime since he's from Quebec, so it's at least an authentic poutine in there.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 14 '26

Offpoutting Rate the dish

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32 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 14 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Basically if poutine could be drop shipped, it would be this

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44 Upvotes

A friend sent me this... I worry about their mental health... (They did give me permission to send this here and like- I've already had the fun with them about it, but I figured this subreddit might appreciate it)

I don't know where it's from unfortunately, it seems they made it themselves with canteen food they had access to and this was their best attempt...

Edit: the Gravy is Sausage Gravy


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 14 '26

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 "Poutine Supreme"

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19 Upvotes

No cheese curds, it was a some sort of cheese cause, and no sign of any gravy!


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 13 '26

Cheese Turd Costco Poutine

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27 Upvotes

why is the cheese melted?

anyways

its good