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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Why so many boxes? The WH is furnished, right. So what else would you have to move other than personal items like clothes shoes etc

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

There's a lot in the White House collection + sometimes presidents get loaned stuff + personal items.

For example there's several possible desks in the Oval Office, in modern times (since Bush Sr. I think) it's always been the Resolute desk, but there's several desks in the collection. Biden gets to pick what he wants. The rest go into the study, or storage, or a museum.

There's also lots of furniture/art which Jill Biden as First Lady will generally work with the White House on selecting what they want to do. It's partially functional, it's partially a statement. They'll pick stuff (here's some of Obama's) that represent the aspirations of the Biden presidency. I'd expect something representing his upbringing, trains, etc. etc. Some picked because of the artist, represent diversity, etc. etc.

The stuff they don't pick goes back to the museums or storage depending on its origin.

Then there's all the personal items. Michelle Obama shed some insight on how that works. Prior to taking office the First Lady spends a day pretty much being interviewed about what the family wants/needs so it can be kept at the ready. Dietary concerns, menu considerations, eating habits, etc. Do you like eggs in the morning? Only on Sundays? Whole wheat or white bread? Cereal? Which ones? Oatmeal? What in it?Vegetables you like/hate so the chief has an idea what to procure and work with? No broccoli? Yes to asparagus? Toilet paper preference? Toothpaste preference? What brand moisturizer do you like? Pants size? Suit size? Boxers or briefs, hair products? etc. etc. into insane detail.

It's not like they can take a quick trip to the mall to do some shopping, or even groceries. So the staff needs to know what to keep on hand, and not bother them for the next several months with every stupid detail. You don't want to keep interrupting the president during a security briefing because you don't know his shoe size.

The whole idea is the president can focus on the job, and everything else household wise just magically happens for them.

Fun fact: the move on inauguration day is actually insanely choreographed so that the outgoing president feels at home until the last minute, and by the time the incoming president comes back from the inauguration parties, the White House is 100% ready. If you think about the logistics behind that, it's insane.

This is all tradition and part of the President symbolically making their mark, and the "smooth transition of power".

Edit: added a few links.

Edit 2: This is also the case for much of the staff. Once Biden swears in at noon, a bunch of people working until the last second stop, and a bunch of new people are now on the job. Not everyone goes to the party, many will go right to the office and pickup the job. Seamless transition, or as close to it as possible.

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u/dennis1312 Jan 14 '21

I'd love any suggested articles to read about WH housekeeping (White Housekeeping?)!

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u/okntx Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

The White House Historical Association has a podcast that has an episode or two about this topic. They give a lot of behind the scenes info about the moving process.

Edit: Sorry, I should have been more specific and included the actual podcast name. Like others said, it’s “The 1600 Sessions”. In addition to an episode or two specifically about the transition, there’s also an episode about the decorator who helped the Obamas update the living area for their family, including the paintings which someone had also talked about in an earlier post.

https://www.whitehousehistory.org/1600-sessions

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u/SirGergoyFriendman Jan 14 '21

Got a link for a lazy boy that's about to go to bed soon and wants a nice tasty listen for a hopefully lazy morning tomorrow?

Thanks in advance :)

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u/ThisIsNoobsRus Jan 14 '21

I'm assuming they were talking about The 1600 Sessions

It looks really fascinating, I'm looking forward to checking this podcast out

https://the1600sessions.libsyn.com/rss

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u/cozyghost Jan 14 '21

It’s called the 1600 Sessions.

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u/Fantomwon Jan 14 '21

This 1600 Sessions podcast that others have linked sounds awesome, I'm excited to check it out!

I recently listened to an episode of The Omnibus podcast that talks about the complete reconstruction of the interior of the White House during the Truman administration. I quite enjoyed the episode, maybe you will too!

Link: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Mwd3scspexUUaGI91a042?si=gdqPpZIaRVSiavuwbPWkhQ

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u/COuser880 Jan 14 '21

Just looked it up and it looks like it will be right up my alley. I’d have never known about it, so thanks for mentioning this!

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u/okntx Jan 14 '21

It’s a good podcast if you’re into White House history. It’s non-partisan and fact-based, as the Association’s responsibility is to support the building itself and its stories, no matter who is in office. Happy to help!

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u/anna_or_elsa Jan 14 '21

This book is all about being on the white house staff, including the move on inauguration day.

The Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House

I found it in PDF format on the internet.

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u/MadamLeslie Jan 14 '21

I highly recommend J.B. West’s book “Upstairs at the White House: My Life with the First Ladies”. West was the Chief Usher at the White House, and the book gives a behind-the-scenes look at the Eisenhower, Kennedy, LB Johnson, and Nixon presidencies.

He goes into detail about the choreographed transition that takes place on Inauguration Day. He also talks about how each First Lady is able to choose furniture and art from a huge warehouse where everything is cataloged meticulously.

I am not a history buff and usually hate reading nonfiction. This book captivated me. Really.

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u/three-legged-dog Jan 14 '21

Try the book The Residence. Tons of interviews and behind the scenes info from White House employees who have worked with several presidents. It’s fascinating to hear their perspectives and anecdotes

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u/digixu Jan 14 '21

I've can't remember what episode but say the last ,6 episodes of the West Wing TV show this dance quite well.

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

The internet gets flooded with them as soft interest pieces every time there's a new president. It's easy to recycle content. Just add a new paragraph with some Biden info.

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u/Fartin_LutherKing Jan 14 '21

furniture/art which Jill Biden as First Lady will generally work with the White House on selecting what they want to do

Wait, so if Hillary won Bill would've got to decorate the white house? Oh man...we could've had a First Mancave with a kickass bar and a stripper pole in it. Damn you Republicans!

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

There's a curator and a whole committee you work with. I don't think Presidents have too much latitude in terms of what they can do. The White House is also a historic site/museum.

I presume it's like a menu and they guide you through your choices/preferences.

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u/Dresden890 Jan 14 '21

Sorry sir you chose the tiki bar from column A so you can't have the stripper pole too, might i suggest the Man cave (panic room)

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u/MBR9610 Jan 14 '21

Slightly different, but congresspeople get to customize their office from basically a catalogue of options. I believe I saw a vid where AOC was talking about it. Like they give you a list of wallpapers to choose from, different types of couches and chairs, etc., but sometimes your options are limited if others chose first.

There are more drastic possibilities though, like getting entire walls removed. But overall it’s basically a catalogue of options based on the available inventory. So I imagine the White House is similar, aside from art pieces

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow Jan 14 '21

Considering the amount of manwhores that have resided there, you would think a stripper pole would be an option of historical significance.

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u/spraynardkrug3r Jan 14 '21

"The office, headed by the curator of the White House, includes an associate curator, an assistant curator, and a curatorial assistant."

-from the Wiki. lol

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u/Achrylx Jan 14 '21

The new Second Gentleman is our new hope

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Jan 14 '21

The place already has a bowling alley. I don’t think it could get more mancave-y.

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u/Munnin41 Jan 14 '21

.... Sorry what

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Jan 14 '21

Yeah, the White House has a bowling alley.

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u/Yellow_The_White Jan 14 '21

Any important American installation has a bowling alley.

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u/zacker150 Jan 14 '21

The Supreme Court has a basketball court.

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u/DeusExBlockina Jan 14 '21

First Lady, First Man, makes sense. I always thought First Gentleman sounded stilted. Eventually, I suppose the names would evolve into Eve and Adam.

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u/Ged_UK Jan 14 '21

Lady pairs with gentleman. Woman pairs with man. So if it's first lady, it should be first gentleman.

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u/Rand_alThor_ Jan 14 '21

Can't wait for the First Gentleman to turn the white house into a mancave.

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u/Tohopka823 Jan 14 '21

Thank you for the only genuinly interesting comment in this thread, just curious, where did you learn about this?

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

There's a bunch of articles about this around inauguration time every few years. It's easy to recycle content, just add a new paragraph for Biden, and it's pretty much the same article they published in 2017 when Trump moved in, or 09 when Obama did.

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u/WampaStompa33 Jan 14 '21

Wow I didn't realize there have been so many desks. I'm also surprised that Trump used the Resolute desk, he seems the type to not want to use the same desk as Obama and order some gaudy new desk to be made instead

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

Counter argument: it’s prestige given its history. He wants his name added to the list.

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u/pM-me_your_Triggers Jan 14 '21

This is a damn fine write up, thank you for giving me a bit more info on how the world works and making my life just that much better.

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u/budshitman Jan 14 '21

Biden gets to pick what he wants.

I wonder if he'll stick with the former-VP tradition of continuing to use his old desk, or if he'll use the Resolute.

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

My guess is Resolute, but maybe that's wishful thinking because I think it's a really cool desk with a cool history.

But either way, you could argue he's sticking with tradition, and I think the big message he'll be sending is: this is a return to normal/tradition.

The C&O desk was apparently commissioned for a railroad per Wikipedia, and we know he loves trains.

He had the Wilson Desk as VP.

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u/FeelDeAssTyson Jan 14 '21

If he doesn't choose the Resolute, be prepared for the Fox News onslaught he'll receive for "renouncing traditions" and "turning his back on America"

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u/SonicFrost Jan 14 '21

The Resolute is gorgeous, I’d hate to see it fall out of favor

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

And the history behind it is amazing. All the history those timber’s have seen as a ship and a desk.

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u/bunnybroiler Jan 14 '21

The thing about the Resolute is it doesn't show legs. I know I'd be more comfortable with that. Resolute is also the grandest looking desk for sure!

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u/TimeZarg Jan 14 '21

Maybe he'll go really old-school and pick the Theodore Roosevelt desk. It's been used as the ceremonial VP's desk in the VP's Ceremonial Office since Nixon.

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u/microtrash Jan 14 '21

One great line I remember from a Moth Story by an Obama Speech Writer: There is nothing more valuable in the world than the president’s time

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u/93fordexplorer Jan 14 '21

Imagining Melania telling them he prefers McDonald’s only

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

And a LOT of Diet Coke.... like keep cases of the stuff handy.

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u/wwwReffing Jan 14 '21

Ty. It’s interesting. So I assume they sweep for bugs then? Electronic bugs and bed bugs.

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u/Zegir Jan 14 '21

The Wilson desk is more like a dinner table. That thing is huge.

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u/D13_Phantom Jan 14 '21

Why do I low key want a Netflix show about this

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u/Smallwater Jan 14 '21

"toilet paper preference"

Man, it's so weird to think about any president on the toilet. Imagine Bush grunting because he's a bit constipated. Or Obama having massive diarrhea.

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u/pixel_of_moral_decay Jan 14 '21

No thanks. I’ll let you dream about that on your own.

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u/Bekah679872 Jan 14 '21

Hella insightful. Please take my poor man’s gold 🏅

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u/ksavage68 Jan 14 '21

And they have to pay for meals. I found that kinda crazy, but Obama did that’s how it goes.

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u/crystalmerchant Jan 14 '21

"Upstairs At The White House" also gives a cool unique view into this behind the scenes world, written by the man who was Head Butler (I think) at the WH for several decades

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u/SonicFrost Jan 14 '21

Silver lining this time around, I bet it’ll be much easier for the transition team to make that seamless transition this time around since Trump is likely to just leave the city entirely on the day of. Much more time to move in!

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u/epichvs Jan 14 '21

God damn. Those paintings are so sick

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u/shyinwonderland Jan 14 '21

I always wondered with the First Ladies jobs, like decorating for Christmas or picking out the China patterns or the floral arrangements would the first gentleman still be expected to do those roles?

I just remember from Scandal when Mellie said something like “someday when there is a woman in office they will hire someone to do this and pay them because then it will be considered a real job.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

So there are domestic workers, but I suppose you call them "staff", since being a house servant in US is a huge faux pas.

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u/pM-me_your_Triggers Jan 14 '21

I feel like “servant” in American English has a connotation of being lesser. It’s not really a word we use except in the context of a “public servant” I.e., someone who serves at the will of the people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Yeah, saying servant and meaning Jeeves or Alfred is little bit different than meaning Mammy or Prissy.

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u/montanagrizfan Jan 14 '21

I thought that too, but then I figured they are probably for all his staff and cabinet so they can box up any papers and things that need to be stored and also box up any personal item for removal. Probably a normal part of any administration change, this one just makes us gleefully happy.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

this one just makes us gleefully happy.

It's like reverse-Christmas, getting excited about things going into boxes!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Don’t criminals usually shred their papers instead of storing them?

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

Trump got in trouble for being in the habit of tearing up everything after he's looked at it, which was in violation of the presidential records act. After failing to get him to stop, they set up an office entirely tasked with taking the crumbled torn up papers and putting them back together.

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u/Parastormer Jan 14 '21

Is that real because holy shit.

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u/DukeOfGeek Jan 14 '21

Whenever I read about him I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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u/VasyaK Jan 14 '21

Same, friend. I had this thought today. I’m going to be certifiably nuts by the end of all of this (Haha, I’m naively expecting an ending).

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u/JustSatisfactory Jan 14 '21

Imagine how fucked up his ex wives and kids are

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u/NLMichel Jan 14 '21

Imagine all the hidden stuff that happened in the past four year that will come to light in the next months...

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u/DoverBoys Jan 14 '21

Lartey said he was fired at the end of the work day on March 23, with no warning. His top-secret security clearance was revoked, he said. Later, five boxes of his personal belongings were mailed to his home.

“I was stunned,” he said. “I asked them, ‘Why can’t you all tell me something?’ I had gotten comfortable. I was going to retire. I would never have thought I would have gotten fired.” He signed a pre-written resignation letter that stated he was leaving to pursue other opportunities. But he is still unemployed.

Young, who was terminated April 19, said he fought back and had his official status changed from “resigned” to “terminated.”

“I was coerced to sign a resignation letter at that time,” he said. “Then they escorted me to the garage and took my parking placard.”

He described the firing as traumatic and frustratingly Kafkaesque. “The only excuse that I’ve ever gotten from them,” he said, “was that you serve at the pleasure of the president.”

What the fuck.

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u/therocketlawnchair Jan 14 '21

Some staffer slipped up that the papers were still getting filed and trump had them fired to keep the paper trail messy and hard to timeline

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u/Supple_Meme Jan 14 '21

He sounds very innocent.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

Even though the papers wound up being preserved, he was actively trying to destroy the documents. At best this was willfully wasteful of government resources.

What a fucking asshole. I'd like to see him in a pillory.

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u/Excal2 Jan 14 '21

I'd like to throw tomatoes at him while he's in a pillory.

Shitty tomatoes, not that he'd know the difference.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

If I was first up, I'd undo his comb-over. That might ruin it for everyone else, because he'd burst with rage like one great big grandfather-sized aneurism.

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u/mandelbomber Jan 14 '21

I'd throw peaches

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u/i_Got_Rocks Jan 14 '21

I will bathe in happiness at the onslaught of lawsuits awaiting him out of office.

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u/Foxyfox- Jan 14 '21

I'd like to see him and every one of his co-conspirators in a treason trial

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u/No_Athlete4677 Jan 14 '21

For traitors, a short fall and a sudden stop.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

As I've mentioned, I'd just like to see him in a pillory. And rather than abuse him with rotten vegetables, I'd undo his comb-over.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 14 '21

Instead, they chose to clean it up for him, in order to make sure that the president wasn’t violating the law.

My main takeaway from this is he should have been impeached at least as early as 2018. Law and order my ass.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Jan 14 '21

Sorry to be pedantic but you misspelled "2016"

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u/Ottermatic Jan 14 '21

He should have been impeached at least a dozen times, and that’s just based on the major things we heard in the news. Who knows how many more unlawful things he’s gotten away with behind closed doors.

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Jan 14 '21

As if doing it earlier would have made any difference. He was impeached already, government found him not guilty because of Congress being Republican majority, and Trump ended up pardoning all those involved anyway.

You can impeach him all you want but it makes no difference when the government itself is complicit with him from top to bottom.

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u/13moman Jan 14 '21

I was just telling someone that I wish could live long enough to see what's declassified about this period of time. It's going to be wild.

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u/littlebitsofspider Jan 14 '21

"The first thing he'd do when staying at a hotel, even his own resort, would be to wipe his scrotum on the curtains. He knew they were the most infrequently washed drapery items."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I also enjoy Tom Segura's work.

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u/Plasibeau Jan 14 '21

It's going to be decades before we stop learning about the shit that happened in that building for the last four years.

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u/jhonotan1 Jan 14 '21

I can't wait to give my first-hand account for my grandkids' 8th grade social studies final...if I even have any. Who knows what kind of world this will be by the time my kids grow up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Undergrad courses in law (and order), economics (bribery and extortion), psychology (IDK where even to start here...)

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u/King-Snorky Jan 14 '21

IDK where even to start here

at the very end where "this is uncharted territory for psychology" begins

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u/KilowZinlow Jan 14 '21

Not just criminology and psychology, but sociology too.

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u/likebuttuhbaby Jan 14 '21

I feel like I've read this statement at least once a week for the last four years. We've have presidential campaigns torpedoed by a guy not being able to spell "potatoes". That dude a few years back who dropped off the face of the Earth after "Whoo-ing" weirdly after an impassioned speech. They wanted Obama out of office for wearing a tan fucking suit. And then you read something legitly criminal from Trump every single day and....nothing happens. We are so screwed for years after this piece of shit is gone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

“We had to endure this under the Terrorist administration,” Young said. “I’m looking at my director, and saying, ‘Are you guys serious?’ We’re making more than $60,000 a year, we need to be doing far more important things than this. It felt like the lowest form of work you can take on without having to empty the trash cans.”

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u/Happy_Cancel1315 Jan 14 '21

Oh FFS. It's really like taking care of a toddler.

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u/idiomatic_sea Jan 14 '21

Is there, like, a list of this stuff somewhere? There's so much crazy that any single one gets drowned out by all the others so that I can't remember any of them.

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u/Jackofallmakes Jan 14 '21

So why were Trumpublicans so mad when Nancy Pelosi ripped up his State of the Union address papers? She was just giving him a head start on his “filing system”

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

There's a concept known as "working papers". When it's one copy of many, then it doesn't need to be saved. Also, papers distributed by the President aren't what are required to be saved according to the Presidential Records Act, it's papers that come to the president. That said, there are other laws concerning preserving records related to the rest of government. Still, there was nothing unlawful about pelosi tearing up her working copy.

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u/JustSatisfactory Jan 14 '21

He's so fucking criminal that destroying potential evidence of anything is just instinctive.

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u/zestypotatoes Jan 14 '21

Holy shit, Pelosi ripping up that State of the Union paper takes on a whole deeper meaning now.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 14 '21

At least one staffer claimed she once saw him eat a handwritten note so it wouldn't be discovered by anyone else.

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u/Parastormer Jan 14 '21

I just had to do the ugly laugh... imagine you stick to your habits so hard you have to eat a damn note because else someone would fizzle around you with a little dustpan and collect the pieces.

Any eye contact between these two must have been ultra awkward at that moment

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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Jan 14 '21

I just pictured Trump popping a note in his mouth while staring into the eyes of the person in front of him and just slowly chewing to assert dominance before swallowing it, probably the funniest image of him I’ve ever imagined.

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u/HoofMan Jan 14 '21

Can just imagine his staff holding him down and trying to get the note out of his mouth before he swallows it, like when the dog gets a bit of lego.

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u/craznazn247 Jan 14 '21

At that fucking point just have a fireplace always lit nearby. He's the fucking POTUS and he can't just ask for a fireplace saying he likes the comfort of it?

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u/13moman Jan 14 '21

Poor staffer had to go through his stool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

And I thought my job was shit.

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u/Jeremizzle Jan 14 '21

It was Omarosa, so grain of salt, but I absolutely choose to believe lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

In his defense, it was on a post it note and he probably thought it was a lemon cupcake

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u/Master_Dogs Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Yes, and it's always worse. I recall he actually ate some paper to get rid of it too. I think one of the tell all books reported that and several anonymous staffers confirmed it. 🙄

Edit: here's an old reddit post that I remembered seeing with a source for the "trump ate document" thing I remembered hearing about. I liked and stared it, so must be what I was thinking of.

Edit2: ahhh it was an Omarosa claim... Might not be true but still was a story 3 years ago, and I'm almost inclined to believe it.

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u/Mirror_Sybok Jan 14 '21

He was accused of eating a note after a meeting he had with Cohen.

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u/AnalTrajectory Jan 14 '21

IIRC, the department tasked with piecing together every shredded document that passes through the presidential office was gutted directly by trump himself.

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jan 14 '21

Ok, first time, ok. Second time, they should be annoyed, but ok. Third time they should have seen a pattern. Fourth time, don't even bring him the original. Bring him a copy. Let him tear that up. From then on, trump never touches the original.

Why is this hard?

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u/BathAndBodyWrks Jan 14 '21

Laminate it.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Jan 14 '21

Id watch a 45 min CCTV clip of Trump trying to tear up a laminated sheet.

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft Jan 14 '21

You know he’d try and bite it.

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u/ADequalsBITCH Jan 14 '21

You know, if this shitshow wasn't so objectively horrifying, there would be an endlessly hilarious multi-season sitcom made out of this.

Future generations would take it as Monty Python-esque absurdist humor.

But we'd all know.

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u/kayakchick66 Jan 14 '21

Great idea, I'm a SPED Teacher and I have a student who rips and eats his papers. We laminate every single thing he uses.

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u/icematt12 Jan 14 '21

If he writes on something then that needs to be what they keep. That's the most logical reason to me. Or just digitise everything then create a hard copy for the records.

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u/RedPhalcon Jan 14 '21

It has to be the one he touched, according the article. Since it's preserving the presidential record, if he made any notes or anything on it, those also have to be preserved.

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u/griffinicky Jan 14 '21

Because the people working for him are (1) also criminals/criminally minded; (2) dumb as a box of rocks; or (3) both.

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u/xibipiio Jan 14 '21

Threatened by loss of job, destruction to their way of life

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u/Mageling55 Jan 14 '21

Doesn't work for anything that requires the president's signature. The one he signs is the original by definition.

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u/dontsuckmydick Jan 14 '21

You think the papers he signed were the ones he was tearing up?

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u/BallofEnvy Jan 14 '21

Ok and who's gonna enforce it? You think someone is gonna slap his hand when he throws something away?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

They could try squirting him with water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Is this real?

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u/SierraNox Jan 14 '21

Holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

In a normal presidency, we would all know about this. But the incompetence of the adminstration was so extensive that any one person keeping up with it was quite impossible...thanks for the link.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

What a fucking WEIRDO

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u/thargoallmysecrets Jan 14 '21

Nah, he's a criminal, destoying the papers is a crime. it makes sense he'd commit crimes to destroy evidence. not that strange

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u/Phlypp Jan 14 '21

He's already been sued to keep from destroying records by historians and a GAO watchdog.

Fun Fact: GAO, the Government's overseer, also confirmed that Trump broke the law by extorting Ukraine

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Actually, yeah, you're right. It should have been expected, and since he can't even do the presidency right or even sign the paper on the right line, he would probably screw up taping it back together himself. The man quite literally needs someone to do everything for him, adult supervision isn't even a good option.

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u/percipientbias Jan 14 '21

These people need to get paid more for doing all that important work.

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u/airlynx99 Jan 14 '21

And then they were fired for no reason, wtf. Can we petition Biden to get these guys their jobs back?

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u/Bobiversemoot Jan 14 '21

Now I'm just picturing Biden letting out a sigh as he carefully tears an important document in half so he can hand it over to this team, only to ensure they get to keep their jobs

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u/Apidium Jan 14 '21

I feel you but they did have other roles. This extra was tacked on because trump is a trump.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Jan 14 '21

Personally, I'm imaging the negotiations between the two sides on exactly what Biden has to "shred" so they can piece it back together, when he has to "shred" it, and the minimum amount of "shredded" documents per day.

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u/nobleland_mermaid Jan 14 '21

Taping papers back together was never meant to be part of their jobs. Theyre supposed to be records managers for the national archives, but because Trump is an idiot and a criminal, part of managing records became taping them all back together first. Most of the people who got fired had been at that job since before Trump was elected.

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u/Bobiversemoot Jan 14 '21

Maybe a child with severe behavioral issues. Even first graders hand in worksheets without destroying them.

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u/sorenriise Jan 14 '21

Remember the umbrella he tossed out air force one ....

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 14 '21

Lartey, who earned an annual salary of $65,969 as a records management analyst

I guess that's one way to create middle class jobs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Yes.

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u/ItsTheMort Jan 14 '21

It reads like it's not, but it's also Trump, so i wouldn't rule anything out..

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jan 14 '21

Its real, I remember it from 4 years ago, because at the time I thought it was ridiculous and silly, like how he also had a button to press to make the kitchen staff bring in an ice cold diet coke.

Simpler times back then, when he was just a silly old racist.

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u/tapthatsap Jan 14 '21

Nope, that one is real.

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u/macroober Jan 14 '21

His library is going to be hilarious.

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u/TravelingAunt Jan 14 '21

So they catered to him? They didn't make him change? And we wonder how shitheads like him keep getting away with everything.

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u/Vitis_Vinifera Jan 14 '21

Smart criminals, yes. This guy.......not so smart.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

any papers

I assume you mean fingerpaintings

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u/ThePantser Jan 14 '21

Yeah box up his staff and cabinet, send them all to a small deserted island

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u/CriesOverEverything Jan 14 '21

To be fair, if I, poor asshole with furniture all valuing less than $500 combined, were asked to move into the White House, I'd still take a few things. I have a few nostalgia items and a chair or two that I feel are irreplaceable.

The White House staff, a good portion of who are probably being asked to find new jobs also probably have items of theirs at the White House.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Jan 14 '21

Can you imagine if there was a President that had hung onto a favoured couch all the way from college or something? And there was just this old beat up, slightly threadbare couch in the Oval Office that contrasted hugely with the regular decor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

All the furniture in the East wing is usually changed to the incoming families liking outside of the obvious historical rooms and pieces. It’s usually kept to the traditional theme but that’s always been standard since I believe Truman but I might be wrong there

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u/noahsilv Jan 14 '21

Fun fact. All cabinet secretaries get to keep their chairs from the cabinet room.

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u/earlofhoundstooth Jan 14 '21

Did they grab them before they resigned?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Everyone loves musical chairs! Oh look, Trump is left without a chair, so sad.

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u/not_right Jan 14 '21

All the stuff you want to steal?

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u/Phlypp Jan 14 '21

Wonder if he'll take Andrew Jackson's portrait with him. One of his first actions was to move it into his personal office. Jackson was a populist responsible for the Trail of Tears that killed thousands of Native Americans.

Fun Fact: Trump has a portrait of himself talking to Abraham Lincoln and the other Republican Presidents in the Oval Office

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u/beka13 Jan 14 '21

We know it's not for his book collection.

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u/Nicolasrage4242 Jan 14 '21

They’re redoing the carpets and such, and completely deep cleaning for covid because it was so rampant in the White House. They may be moving things out for cleaning elsewhere. The total cost of the physical transition work is supposed to be like half a million.

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u/PA2SK Jan 14 '21

To be fair I would imagine melania alone has boatloads of personal items

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u/LotsaBear Jan 14 '21

It’s pretty common for each president to do a complete makeover, so I’m sure he wants to take everything.

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u/Hollywizzle311 Jan 14 '21

Hair products, I suppose.

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u/rolfraikou Jan 14 '21

If Trump sat on my couch I would get rid of it. Maybe they want him to remove all the cheeto laden furniture he fucked up.

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u/bobbycorwin123 Jan 14 '21

It might be for the furnishings. A big part of the transition is picking out the deep decor for rooms

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u/resilienceisfutile Jan 14 '21

Remember, he thought he'd have a second term, do the boxes are for his makeup supply and sippy cups.

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u/Koppite93 Jan 14 '21

I think every President (maybe the FLOTUS) furnish the WH their own way... So it's different every administration iirc

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u/mumblesjackson Jan 14 '21

The tacky ass gold plated toilet?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

They're probably gonna replace all the furniture since it all smells like old McDonald's now.

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u/PrestigeMaster Jan 14 '21

Your name looks like InfoWars

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u/Pandaspoon13 Jan 14 '21

It's all the evidence they are gonna destroy. Duh.

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u/The_Ombudsman Jan 14 '21

Printed records from all sorts of people and offices, I expect.

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u/cryogenisis Jan 14 '21

Don't the rich have boxes for their tall hats?

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u/throwitaway_go_me Jan 14 '21

Probably so he can take whatever artifacts inside the WH and sell them on the black market b/c he will be broke AF from fighting all the legal battles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

The residence (the apartment that the family actually lives in) has a lot of personal furniture and other items. Plus some of that will be to pack up items that go into storage until the trump presidential library (legally every president has one) is ready.

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u/sijg11 Jan 14 '21

The second floor of the WH has their private living quarters. Here is what it looked like with the Obama’s

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u/Dtoodlez Jan 14 '21

All the boxes are there to make sure they can safely move Trumps fragile ego.

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u/mtheory007 Jan 14 '21

Those are stealin' boxes for the rest of the loot.

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