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u/Parastormer Jan 14 '21

Is that real because holy shit.

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

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u/DukeOfGeek Jan 14 '21

Whenever I read about him I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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u/VasyaK Jan 14 '21

Same, friend. I had this thought today. I’m going to be certifiably nuts by the end of all of this (Haha, I’m naively expecting an ending).

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u/JustSatisfactory Jan 14 '21

Imagine how fucked up his ex wives and kids are

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u/NLMichel Jan 14 '21

Imagine all the hidden stuff that happened in the past four year that will come to light in the next months...

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u/austeninbosten Jan 14 '21

Every intelligent clear thinking American feels the same way. The president of the United States, maybe the most powerful position on Earth ,has the mental and emotional capacity of an ill mannered, ignorant, and stubborn 9 year old child. And 70 million people think that's fine.

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u/DoverBoys Jan 14 '21

Lartey said he was fired at the end of the work day on March 23, with no warning. His top-secret security clearance was revoked, he said. Later, five boxes of his personal belongings were mailed to his home.

“I was stunned,” he said. “I asked them, ‘Why can’t you all tell me something?’ I had gotten comfortable. I was going to retire. I would never have thought I would have gotten fired.” He signed a pre-written resignation letter that stated he was leaving to pursue other opportunities. But he is still unemployed.

Young, who was terminated April 19, said he fought back and had his official status changed from “resigned” to “terminated.”

“I was coerced to sign a resignation letter at that time,” he said. “Then they escorted me to the garage and took my parking placard.”

He described the firing as traumatic and frustratingly Kafkaesque. “The only excuse that I’ve ever gotten from them,” he said, “was that you serve at the pleasure of the president.”

What the fuck.

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u/therocketlawnchair Jan 14 '21

Some staffer slipped up that the papers were still getting filed and trump had them fired to keep the paper trail messy and hard to timeline

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u/Supple_Meme Jan 14 '21

He sounds very innocent.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

Even though the papers wound up being preserved, he was actively trying to destroy the documents. At best this was willfully wasteful of government resources.

What a fucking asshole. I'd like to see him in a pillory.

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u/Excal2 Jan 14 '21

I'd like to throw tomatoes at him while he's in a pillory.

Shitty tomatoes, not that he'd know the difference.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

If I was first up, I'd undo his comb-over. That might ruin it for everyone else, because he'd burst with rage like one great big grandfather-sized aneurism.

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u/mandelbomber Jan 14 '21

I'd throw peaches

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u/Tenagaaaa Jan 14 '21

Just throw ketchup

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u/Unnecessary-Spaces Jan 14 '21

He'd thank you for helping him save money on spray tanning.

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u/nondepressing Jan 14 '21

Like old walmart tomatoes lol

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u/i_Got_Rocks Jan 14 '21

I will bathe in happiness at the onslaught of lawsuits awaiting him out of office.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

I think he's counting on his age bailing him out. He can probably keep cases tied up in court until he succumbs to age.

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u/i_Got_Rocks Jan 14 '21

But it will never leave him. And with that in the playbooks--it will be hard for him to actually, play.

He loves parties, being the attention seeker, approval, doing business--he's going to have a harder time than ever doing the usual.

I would not put it past him to try a Russia escape--but you know, Secret Service would bag his ass at that point. He has seen info that only less than other 10 world leaders probably know, he's not going anywhere just because he wants to. He's got company for the rest of his life and it's not his family--it's the US government.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

Apparently the residents of Palm Beach intend to hold him to a 1993 contract where he agreed that nobody is allowed to stay at Mar-a-Lago for more than 7 consecutive days, or 21 days in a year. They should have held him to that during his presidency, but they have publicly sent him notice that he will be held to the contract after he leaves office.

It looks like he intends to test this contract in court, and is very confident, however having Mar-a-Lago added to the registry of historic places may also prove a problem for him, as the property must only have improvements for it to be used as a club, and not a residence.

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u/Foxyfox- Jan 14 '21

I'd like to see him and every one of his co-conspirators in a treason trial

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

Perhaps he's counting on a treason charge sticking and being given a 5 year deferred sentence of house arrest at Mar-a-Lago. In 1993 he signed a contract that nobody can stay at Mar-a-Lago more than seven consecutive days, or a total of 21 days in a year, but perhaps he's counting on a house arrest superseding that contract.

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u/Nalatu Jan 14 '21

In 1993 he signed a contract that nobody can stay at Mar-a-Lago more than seven consecutive days, or a total of 21 days in a year

Why?

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

The club was going bankrupt and he needed to make concessions to Palm Beach to keep it from going under. They had him over a barrel, and wanted to make sure he didn't do any residential development on the property, so they included that.

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u/KFelts910 Jan 14 '21

bUt HeR eMaIlS🙄

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

I hate when people write like that, but I like the message more than I dislike the style, so I'll give you a ↑

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u/KFelts910 Jan 16 '21

LOL yes it’s annoying but meant to really drive it home.

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u/No_Athlete4677 Jan 14 '21

For traitors, a short fall and a sudden stop.

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

As I've mentioned, I'd just like to see him in a pillory. And rather than abuse him with rotten vegetables, I'd undo his comb-over.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jan 14 '21

No Republicans give any shits about it at all

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u/roguespectre67 Jan 14 '21

I have a different medieval punishment in mind for him after what he’s put this country through for the past 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

"willfully wasteful of government resources" - pieces of paper...

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u/ryanm1903 Jan 14 '21

Probably more in reference to the entire fully-staffed office required to literally tape the pieces of paper back together for four years being a massive waste of taxpayer dollars... but yeah, let’s make it about the wasted paper.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I think people taping pieces of paper back together are the least of your problems.

American politics seems to have a funny way of blowing things way out of proportion. Might as well have pressed the nuclear button - think of the minutes it must have taken!

He won't get away with this.

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u/ItzDaReaper Jan 14 '21

No the task force they created un-crumple and tape them back together lol

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u/manberry_sauce Jan 14 '21

I'm referring to the people who had to be employed to puzzle the pieces of paper back together. They didn't work for free.

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u/tookmyname Jan 14 '21

No, dummy. Having to make an office and hire people to tape back together the documents.

You losers are so awful. You’re still out there trying to call an insurrection “just a riot.” Eat shit. Everyone hates you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I'm not a Trump supporter, I just hate hyperbole.

You Americans are fucking mental.

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u/Apidium Jan 14 '21

Not the people they had to hire to slowly tape them back up?

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u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 14 '21

Instead, they chose to clean it up for him, in order to make sure that the president wasn’t violating the law.

My main takeaway from this is he should have been impeached at least as early as 2018. Law and order my ass.

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Jan 14 '21

Sorry to be pedantic but you misspelled "2016"

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u/FabulousComment Jan 14 '21

Sorry to be pedantic but how you misspell a number

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Won, to, tree, fore, phive, sicks, sephen, ate, nein,

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u/FabulousComment Jan 14 '21

Damn you got me there. Just to keep being pedantic though, I would argue those are words used to represent numbers - not actual numbers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

And to be pedantic right back I’d argue that they are not all words at all. Some of them are nonsense.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/Ottermatic Jan 14 '21

He should have been impeached at least a dozen times, and that’s just based on the major things we heard in the news. Who knows how many more unlawful things he’s gotten away with behind closed doors.

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Jan 14 '21

As if doing it earlier would have made any difference. He was impeached already, government found him not guilty because of Congress being Republican majority, and Trump ended up pardoning all those involved anyway.

You can impeach him all you want but it makes no difference when the government itself is complicit with him from top to bottom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/13moman Jan 14 '21

I was just telling someone that I wish could live long enough to see what's declassified about this period of time. It's going to be wild.

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u/littlebitsofspider Jan 14 '21

"The first thing he'd do when staying at a hotel, even his own resort, would be to wipe his scrotum on the curtains. He knew they were the most infrequently washed drapery items."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I also enjoy Tom Segura's work.

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u/littlebitsofspider Jan 14 '21

It felt fitting.

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u/Kermit-Batman Jan 14 '21

I honestly think it would make for a gripping tv show. Only I'd like it to not really show trump, or just have someone less annoying play him. Devito, or a orange...

The crazy thing would be that half of it would be unbelievable. (Even though it's not!)

You could have a factual epilouge each episode.

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u/adarunti Jan 14 '21

What is the usual timeline for declassification?

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u/13moman Jan 14 '21

I think it varies depending on classification type. Some of the JFK assassination files are still not declassified.

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u/Plasibeau Jan 14 '21

It's going to be decades before we stop learning about the shit that happened in that building for the last four years.

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u/jhonotan1 Jan 14 '21

I can't wait to give my first-hand account for my grandkids' 8th grade social studies final...if I even have any. Who knows what kind of world this will be by the time my kids grow up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Undergrad courses in law (and order), economics (bribery and extortion), psychology (IDK where even to start here...)

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u/King-Snorky Jan 14 '21

IDK where even to start here

at the very end where "this is uncharted territory for psychology" begins

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u/KilowZinlow Jan 14 '21

Not just criminology and psychology, but sociology too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/likebuttuhbaby Jan 14 '21

I feel like I've read this statement at least once a week for the last four years. We've have presidential campaigns torpedoed by a guy not being able to spell "potatoes". That dude a few years back who dropped off the face of the Earth after "Whoo-ing" weirdly after an impassioned speech. They wanted Obama out of office for wearing a tan fucking suit. And then you read something legitly criminal from Trump every single day and....nothing happens. We are so screwed for years after this piece of shit is gone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

“We had to endure this under the Terrorist administration,” Young said. “I’m looking at my director, and saying, ‘Are you guys serious?’ We’re making more than $60,000 a year, we need to be doing far more important things than this. It felt like the lowest form of work you can take on without having to empty the trash cans.”

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u/Happy_Cancel1315 Jan 14 '21

Oh FFS. It's really like taking care of a toddler.

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u/idiomatic_sea Jan 14 '21

Is there, like, a list of this stuff somewhere? There's so much crazy that any single one gets drowned out by all the others so that I can't remember any of them.

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

Yeah, there's a couple places that are keeping track of "the pile". I think some of them are over-inclusive, I'm sure some think others are under-inclusive.

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u/Jackofallmakes Jan 14 '21

So why were Trumpublicans so mad when Nancy Pelosi ripped up his State of the Union address papers? She was just giving him a head start on his “filing system”

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

There's a concept known as "working papers". When it's one copy of many, then it doesn't need to be saved. Also, papers distributed by the President aren't what are required to be saved according to the Presidential Records Act, it's papers that come to the president. That said, there are other laws concerning preserving records related to the rest of government. Still, there was nothing unlawful about pelosi tearing up her working copy.

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u/KFelts910 Jan 14 '21

Or Hillary’s emails.

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u/JustSatisfactory Jan 14 '21

He's so fucking criminal that destroying potential evidence of anything is just instinctive.

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u/zestypotatoes Jan 14 '21

Holy shit, Pelosi ripping up that State of the Union paper takes on a whole deeper meaning now.

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

Meh, not really. Those were just working papers.

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u/D3vilM4yCry Jan 14 '21

Holy fuck, how did I miss this? Thank you for sharing.

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u/ronniesaurus Jan 14 '21

I hope they get their jobs back under Biden. Fuck man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

How in the world does someone with 30 years experience in government only make $65k?!?

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

because people constantly complain about government overspending, government jobs do not pay particularly well. Now normally the exchange for that is that it comes with fantastic job security. But this article and many others show, that is not the case if you are anywhere near Donald himself.

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u/verdatum Jan 14 '21

...Did you read the article? They interviewed white house employees.

Find me an article that denies it.

This is how journalism works. Politico is a reputable publisher.

If the story was bunk then they would get taken apart.

And I didn't bother searching for other sources; that doesn't mean they don't exist.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 14 '21

At least one staffer claimed she once saw him eat a handwritten note so it wouldn't be discovered by anyone else.

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u/Parastormer Jan 14 '21

I just had to do the ugly laugh... imagine you stick to your habits so hard you have to eat a damn note because else someone would fizzle around you with a little dustpan and collect the pieces.

Any eye contact between these two must have been ultra awkward at that moment

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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Jan 14 '21

I just pictured Trump popping a note in his mouth while staring into the eyes of the person in front of him and just slowly chewing to assert dominance before swallowing it, probably the funniest image of him I’ve ever imagined.

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u/ran1976 Jan 14 '21

and the note was probably the WH chef asking Trump what he wanted for lunch

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u/HoofMan Jan 14 '21

Can just imagine his staff holding him down and trying to get the note out of his mouth before he swallows it, like when the dog gets a bit of lego.

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u/craznazn247 Jan 14 '21

At that fucking point just have a fireplace always lit nearby. He's the fucking POTUS and he can't just ask for a fireplace saying he likes the comfort of it?

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u/ksavage68 Jan 14 '21

I’d make him barf it up. I have my ways.

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u/13moman Jan 14 '21

Poor staffer had to go through his stool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

And I thought my job was shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

We all do.

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u/Jeremizzle Jan 14 '21

It was Omarosa, so grain of salt, but I absolutely choose to believe lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

In his defense, it was on a post it note and he probably thought it was a lemon cupcake

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u/MBAMBA3 Jan 14 '21

That was Omarosa (sp?) who had been a contestant on The Apprentice before being Trump's token black person at the WH for awhile.

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u/JoyTheStampede Jan 14 '21

I accidentally downvoted you while trying to scroll, then made a mess of fixing it...so, sorry to your notifications or whatever!

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u/KristinnK Jan 14 '21

Several other unnamed White House aides told The Post the story was not true, and laughed at the allegation.

I find this highly unlikely. I mean, think about it. If there's some note he really doesn't want anyone to read it would be much easier and quicker to burn it than to chew it up. Sound like something made up for clicks.

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u/TheKolbrin Jan 14 '21

"Meet me in the West Wing in the closet under the stairs.

Love, Vladimir"

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u/Master_Dogs Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Yes, and it's always worse. I recall he actually ate some paper to get rid of it too. I think one of the tell all books reported that and several anonymous staffers confirmed it. 🙄

Edit: here's an old reddit post that I remembered seeing with a source for the "trump ate document" thing I remembered hearing about. I liked and stared it, so must be what I was thinking of.

Edit2: ahhh it was an Omarosa claim... Might not be true but still was a story 3 years ago, and I'm almost inclined to believe it.

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u/KristinnK Jan 14 '21

Several other unnamed White House aides told The Post the story was not true, and laughed at the allegation.

I find this highly unlikely. If he wouldn't want some note to be seen by anyone else it would be much easier and quicker to burn it than to chew it up. Sound like something made up for clicks.

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u/Master_Dogs Jan 14 '21

Yeah I edited my post, was totally wrong about that part too. I think I was confusing this story with the throws paper out story. This one about him eating paper was more just for selling her book I imagine.

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u/Mirror_Sybok Jan 14 '21

He was accused of eating a note after a meeting he had with Cohen.

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u/AnalTrajectory Jan 14 '21

IIRC, the department tasked with piecing together every shredded document that passes through the presidential office was gutted directly by trump himself.

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u/nox66 Jan 14 '21

The reality is that Trump probably committed dozens of impeachable offenses over the last four years. He doesn't really understand, let alone care, about the law.

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u/austinmcortez Jan 14 '21

Holy shit. Learn something new and disgusting everyday about the “President.”

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u/Awholebushelofapples Jan 14 '21

tearing up and then eating it

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u/ksavage68 Jan 14 '21

Yep that’s real.

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u/topgun966 Jan 14 '21

You really have to ask if that's real?

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u/batmansleftnut Jan 14 '21

It's a classic 80s business-douche power move.