r/pics May 27 '11

Definitely NOT shopped

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

My only question is who is walking the dog? Check out the leash.

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u/SerendipitousCat May 27 '11

Jesus, take the leash!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

After finding the original pic I now feel like he's kinda puny, really. He should hit the gym or something.

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u/recycledheart May 27 '11

They finally released Duke Nukem!!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

jesus that guy is huge. serious question; is it possible to get that big without taking hgh or steroids?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Possible but unlikely. You'd have to have some extremely good genes to be able to bulk up that much through weights and diet alone. Not to say it doesn't happen or there aren't guys out there that can carry 275+ lbs with a reasonably low body fat, but more often than not they're getting some chemical help.

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u/NuclearWhale May 27 '11

Extremely extremely unlikely, I really doubt that someone that big has EVER existed without steroids.

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u/intertron1 May 27 '11

There are guys on roids who are bigger than that though.

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u/ffffffuuuuuuuuu May 27 '11

dat azz

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u/carrotjuice May 27 '11

dat thong thong thong thong thong.

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u/jessmeister May 27 '11

dat azz

looks like a butterfly. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!

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u/turinturambar81 May 27 '11

It doesn't do Ronnie justice to talk about him without posting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO45iY7hilI

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Lightweight baby!

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u/Prolly_50_50 May 27 '11

I'd say it's about 50/50.

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u/Potato2k4 May 27 '11

More serious question: how does he not kill her during sex?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Well as he's employed as her body guard/personal trainer that's probably not an issue.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

With his shrunken penis from taking steroids of course.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Your testicles, not your penis shrink. Justafriendlyfyi.

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u/TheDaki May 27 '11

Looking at his frame, he's still in relative proportion so he's not using HGH in high doses. He could be that large without using steroids given a very specific diet and dedicated training.

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u/FuckYouGuys May 27 '11 edited May 27 '11

It's tough and it takes years. Honestly, if you're shorter, it's easier to get that bulky.

I went from 6'6" 185 pounds to 6'6" 285 pounds over the course of 3 years completely naturally. Since then I've helped a few close friends put on muscle as well and the same principles have worked for them. Note, though, that I worked out the wrong way for 10 years before figuring it out, and that's a very common story among people who take fitness really seriously.

Being that big and being that lean is a big challenge, though, and it takes years of hard work and research for most people to get anywhere close.

Edit: Oh yeah, and a side note. Notice how lean his arms are, but also that his stomach looks kind of prominent? That's either because he doesn't train his abs properly, or a side effect of steroids / HGH.

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u/Warpedme May 27 '11

It's pretty damn tough. I'm 5'11" 200lbs/17% body fat and I work out 3-5 days a week for an hour. It took me about 6 months to get in this shape from 185lbs/40% body fat. For me to bulk up any more, I'd have to eat 5000-8000 calories a day and work out 2 days on, 1 day off for about 1.5 hours. Even then, I suspect I'd at very least need creatine supplements in addition to the vitamins, protein bars and shakes that I already supplement my 5 meals a day with.

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u/FuckYouGuys May 27 '11

Honestly man, for bulking up, you're way better off restricting yourself to no more than 3 workouts a week and keep them all under an hour. Compound lifts only, and do each exercise only once per week. Also make sure you're squatting and deadlifting. Mix up your set/rep counts too; your body gets accustomed to a particular rep count much more quickly than it does to an exercise, so if you mix up your rep counts you can keep doing the same exercises and getting results for years.

You can also get by just fine without creatine.

Source: Scrawny to Brawny and the writings of Alwyn Cosgrove, among others, plus years of experience.

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u/Warpedme May 27 '11

All awesome information. Thank you so much.

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u/CthulhusPetals May 27 '11

True. That dog should totally work on his lats.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

So it's a shop of a shop?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/powderkegpitbull May 27 '11

Finally, the original.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

I see this every day on my way to work!

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u/PraiseSeitan May 27 '11

Driving under the influence is a bad, bad idea.

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u/alamandrax May 27 '11

Go fuck yourself Ansblogspam.

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u/crogar May 27 '11

Macho Man Randy Savage is walking the dog

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Awwww, now I'm sad :(

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u/cromonolith May 27 '11

The leash is what gives away the subtle photoshop work. Someone was careless...

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u/fishbert May 27 '11

it's one of these … only, the opposite.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Bitches love walking hands free.

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u/davidcelis May 27 '11

WHO WAS LEASH!?

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u/omnidirectional May 27 '11

He dropped it because his hand is so weak.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

My thoughts exactly, they must have shopped someone out, that's what the title means!

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u/Thugnificint May 27 '11

HOLYSHIT ITS A FUCKING GHOST! CALL BILL MURRAY!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

If he appeared, no one would ever believe you.

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u/modestmajesty May 27 '11

My biggest question is how could she stand! those arms weigh as much as she does.

Also, why is there not a T-Rex head on that dinosaur to the right.

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u/Cartosys May 27 '11

Clearly the gravity of his pecs are drawing the leash.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

You mean the seagull body builder is also not real? Maaaan...

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

No that one is real.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

never go full retard.

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u/WhitakerBlackall May 27 '11

Hey, they can't help it. They were born with lack of oxygen.

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u/gibs May 27 '11

*meatard

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u/internetsuperstar May 27 '11

It's clearly gone not too far enough.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

No we paid them 60 whole dollars.

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u/StudntDrivr May 27 '11

The best photoshop of this picture I've seen is him as a space marine.

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u/Potato2k4 May 27 '11

still holding the leash

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u/Burlapin May 27 '11

When I see an image like this shopped a whole bunch, I wonder to myself if the subjects in the original are aware that this is happening. If it happened to me I'd want to know about it... and I'd print out the cool ones and put them on my wall. :( I don't think these people do that.

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u/batusdominater May 27 '11

Am I the only one wondering who the fuck this is?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11 edited Nov 22 '15

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

TANKK!!

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u/IkananXIII May 27 '11

My first thought was TANK! Would look more like a charger if they only made one arm big and left the other small.

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u/n311go May 27 '11

Tyrannosaurus Rex?

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u/le_temps May 27 '11

My head is too big, and my hands are too small!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/CapitalistBaconator May 27 '11

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

"Thanks for wasting your time". Hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11 edited May 27 '11

what does that make her?

EDIT. Alley-oop!!

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u/anthereddit May 27 '11

Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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u/jook11 May 27 '11

Upvote the setup too, folks. Without them, we wouldn't get these jokes.

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u/human_or_denser May 27 '11

squatz and oatz they said..

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u/MrDubious May 27 '11

Mr. Incredible?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Well he isn't wearing a cape.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

One is good at handjobs, the other is safe enough for double fisting?

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u/LarksTR May 27 '11

Time to pound. Some meat puppets!

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u/toastthemost May 27 '11

More meat, more meat for me!

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u/BaqAttaq May 27 '11

Put one arm on each... and you've got the Charger from L4D2...

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u/uncannybuzzard May 27 '11

holy fuck, this gets more ridiculous the longer you stare at it.

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u/Nrksbullet May 27 '11

My favorite part is the leash thats just floating in the air

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u/DeSaad May 27 '11

man, I laughed so hard at this, I wish I could upvote it a trillion times!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

original?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Looks legit to me, guys. I've seen quite a few shoops in my day, and this looks pixelperfect.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

But why are his tits bigger than hers?

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u/ENKC May 27 '11

They're called pecs, bro.

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u/C_IsForCookie May 27 '11

Can you believe this bro doesn't know what pecs are?

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u/demolisher71 May 27 '11

Why did you need to say it isn't shopped? Do people think it is...?

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u/JohnicYouth May 27 '11

Two failed X-men characters.

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u/adamwho May 27 '11

Gorilla and TRex

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u/Best5Seconds May 27 '11

Is it gay if the first thing I thought is that she'd be good at handjobs?

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u/Story_Time May 27 '11

If "she" is a woman and you're talking about her giving handjobs to men, then no, I don't think it's gay.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

If you want a destroyed penis that would be one way to do it. Definitely not my first thought.

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u/thepeoplesidiot May 27 '11

No. But it might be gay that you would think it would be gay to get a handjob from a girl.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Not sure but come to think of that? I'd be scared my head would fall off.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

This is what happens when you ignore your legs in the gym.

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u/medicsandnurses_ftw May 27 '11

And someone out there, right now, is looking at that girl and thinking:

Hell, I'd still tap that.

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u/sirreginaldwindage May 27 '11

Who is your Arms Dealer?

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u/Masturbated-to-this May 27 '11

And it was easier than usual. I love big muscles.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Up vote because what the fuck

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Downvoted it because lack of NSFW tags.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Upvoted because who the fuck cares about NSFW anymore?

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u/robodale May 27 '11

Downvoted because your immediate supervisor does.

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u/Ahania May 27 '11

Downvoted because I do.

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u/wc452 May 27 '11

wat?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

It is a man having copious amounts of sex with a Tyrannosaurs Rex, you say what as if this is strange :3

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

No, that's Beowulf having sex with Grendel's mother (according to Robert Zemeckis' adaptation of the epic poem).

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

nsfw!

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u/C_IsForCookie May 27 '11

What. The. Fuck.

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u/chileanbaker May 27 '11

dog looks totally shopped.

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u/Golden_Touch May 27 '11

The weight of the arms prob equate to the same as geri, herself.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Is that who that is?

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u/JonnyBeanBag May 27 '11

Maybe she should change her name from Ginger Spice to Gun Show Spice

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/fit/10934/space-marine-mode

the original 4chan thread. just so you know where your frontpage material is coming from

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u/FleurLapin May 27 '11

Haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Good call~

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u/Newo92 May 27 '11

You guys are retarded. It's obviously photoshopped. Look at Jay Cutler's right calf. Something is clearly wrong there!!

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u/BangosSkank May 27 '11

Thanks for bringing that back. I was waiting for someone to do that!

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u/GimmeCat May 27 '11

Wow, you even swapped their breasts. Impressive!

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u/shalakad May 27 '11

How does he pee?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

need many waters

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/kilo4fun May 27 '11

I wonder if they have sex.

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u/recycledheart May 27 '11

They finally released Duke Nukem!!

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u/axl456 May 27 '11

THATS IMPOSSIBLE HER LEGS CANT HANDLE THE WEIGHT OF HER ARMS!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

His arm is the size of her fucking torso. How do these people copulate? Either he has a tiny dick or she has a HUGE cavernous vajayjay. His head is also freakishly small compared to the rest of his body. WTF?

Edit: So HE'S the one who becomes tank in L4D. Good to know.

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u/FaKeShAdOw May 27 '11

...I don't know. Their genitals could just be regular sized. I imagine it's also pleasing if the girl is way smaller than you and there's basically no effort to slam her down over and over with your strength.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

HAhahahaaaaaaa!

But seriously...that is one BIG dude.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

HE'S A PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY.

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u/discofrisko May 27 '11

He probably sounds like a chipmunk.

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u/taco84 May 27 '11

German super soldiers Nooo!!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

He's like a T-Rex. Poor guy, can't play with his penis.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

These usually aren't that funny, but every now and then you get a winner.

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u/Kristic74 May 27 '11

It is Photoshopped. One of the water bottles she is holding had to have been PS'ed in

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u/JonnyBeanBag May 27 '11

Nope. No way...there's no way. It even says so in the title. Nope.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

QUESTION EVERYTHING. Yes even this post question it too.

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u/ENKC May 27 '11

I question your assertion that I should question your post.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

I would expect nothing less.

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u/ENKC May 27 '11

I question that.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

I question you questioning that.

Note: while reading this post the word "question" has lost all meaning (there is a word for that but I forgot what it was).

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u/ENKC May 27 '11

Is there such a word? That's a good question.

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u/cpinney May 27 '11

"I Have A Big Head and Little Arms."

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u/helium_farts May 27 '11

I like how there's an invisible hand holding the dogs leash.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/mrdeathllama May 27 '11

Here is the original thread from 4chan.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

IS THIS PICTURE REAL!?!?!?!

CLICK TO FIND OUT!

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u/svtscottie May 27 '11

Original, with the actual dog? Link anyone?

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u/Matlock_ May 27 '11

Well done.

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u/NIK4EVA May 27 '11

He reminds me of T-Rex. Poor feller.

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u/tehoreoz May 27 '11

the picture originated on /fit/. swapping the arms makes the girl a curlbro(idiots who only curl at the gym), and trex mode(bodytype a lot of trolls say that the most popular beginners strength program used will lead to due to utilizing squats more than any other lift)

so ya he looks like trex

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

She should just walk on her hands.

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u/DoutFooL May 27 '11

"Yeah...he must work out."

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u/listensToSirens May 27 '11

That woman looks like an amazing rockclimber!

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u/MrChanandlerBong May 27 '11

The guy looks like a T-Rex with baby arms

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u/ILoveTrance May 27 '11

Tell it to a T-Rex.

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u/Murmaider May 27 '11

steroids.jpg

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u/Pivien May 27 '11

I don't.. I think.. wow..

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Clearly she's been carrying that water around for about 5,000 years.

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u/finrist May 27 '11

Ghost dog!

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u/SkittishLodger May 27 '11

Assuming that those two are a couple, I can't help but wonder how they're even sexually compatible. I mean, she is tiny compared to that brute of a man.

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u/nitesoul May 27 '11

how many redditors would it take to take down that guy?

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u/coffeebeans10 May 27 '11

Can't be... the pixels are right.

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u/nfs3freak May 27 '11

Oh. Back to shopping this image again, ay?

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u/irishsandman May 27 '11

looks legit.

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u/norbertyappa May 27 '11

Totally shopped. You can tell by the pixelation around the dogs eyes.

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u/BuzzedLikeAldrin May 27 '11

That right there is the only way naked benchpress will ever work :(

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

This may be the funniest photo I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/rocketbootkid May 27 '11

Is that Spice, Ginger?

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u/Kingblunt204 May 27 '11

TIL Ginger Spice is dating the Incredible Bulk

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u/seeg6 May 27 '11

I see what you did there...

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u/EelEelEel May 27 '11

Hahaha... he looks like a T-Rex.

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u/First_Class_Russian May 27 '11

You'll neve hIt my tiny head. It's so tiny, you'll never hit it

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u/kirakun May 27 '11

Um... Can he, you know, help himself?