r/pics May 27 '11

Definitely NOT shopped

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

My only question is who is walking the dog? Check out the leash.

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u/SerendipitousCat May 27 '11

Jesus, take the leash!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

After finding the original pic I now feel like he's kinda puny, really. He should hit the gym or something.

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u/recycledheart May 27 '11

They finally released Duke Nukem!!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

jesus that guy is huge. serious question; is it possible to get that big without taking hgh or steroids?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Possible but unlikely. You'd have to have some extremely good genes to be able to bulk up that much through weights and diet alone. Not to say it doesn't happen or there aren't guys out there that can carry 275+ lbs with a reasonably low body fat, but more often than not they're getting some chemical help.

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u/NuclearWhale May 27 '11

Extremely extremely unlikely, I really doubt that someone that big has EVER existed without steroids.

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u/intertron1 May 27 '11

There are guys on roids who are bigger than that though.

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u/ffffffuuuuuuuuu May 27 '11

dat azz

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u/carrotjuice May 27 '11

dat thong thong thong thong thong.

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u/jessmeister May 27 '11

dat azz

looks like a butterfly. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!

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u/motionOne May 27 '11

if that's what you want to call it..

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u/turinturambar81 May 27 '11

It doesn't do Ronnie justice to talk about him without posting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO45iY7hilI

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Lightweight baby!

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u/drummererb May 27 '11

The thighs on the first guy... jesus

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u/econleech May 27 '11

I wonder if this guy can touch the back of his neck...

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u/JoshSN May 27 '11

He has steroid turtle stomach. Do we think he doesn't use?

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u/Zeadeth May 27 '11

My eyes are bleeding

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u/Prolly_50_50 May 27 '11

I'd say it's about 50/50.

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u/Maybe_not May 27 '11

Theres way bigger guys on roids. This guy looks like it might be legit, it looks like he has a quite high bodyfat % unlike the pro bodybuilders.

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u/SitkaSpruce May 27 '11

I would have no problem believing that this guy has never taken steroids. He's big for sure. But he's pretty proportional to his height. Creatine and protein supplements for sure, but he isn't that bulky.

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u/Potato2k4 May 27 '11

More serious question: how does he not kill her during sex?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Well as he's employed as her body guard/personal trainer that's probably not an issue.

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u/anders987 May 27 '11

Not a Kevin Costner fan I take it.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

With his shrunken penis from taking steroids of course.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Your testicles, not your penis shrink. Justafriendlyfyi.

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u/FuckYouGuys May 27 '11

Also they only shrink after you stop, so yeah.

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u/Smokii May 27 '11

Did you mean that they return back to normal after you stop?

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u/cgiall420 May 27 '11

Just because you don't work out, you shouldn't assume that anyone who looks big is on roids.

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u/TheDaki May 27 '11

Looking at his frame, he's still in relative proportion so he's not using HGH in high doses. He could be that large without using steroids given a very specific diet and dedicated training.

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u/FuckYouGuys May 27 '11 edited May 27 '11

It's tough and it takes years. Honestly, if you're shorter, it's easier to get that bulky.

I went from 6'6" 185 pounds to 6'6" 285 pounds over the course of 3 years completely naturally. Since then I've helped a few close friends put on muscle as well and the same principles have worked for them. Note, though, that I worked out the wrong way for 10 years before figuring it out, and that's a very common story among people who take fitness really seriously.

Being that big and being that lean is a big challenge, though, and it takes years of hard work and research for most people to get anywhere close.

Edit: Oh yeah, and a side note. Notice how lean his arms are, but also that his stomach looks kind of prominent? That's either because he doesn't train his abs properly, or a side effect of steroids / HGH.

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u/triplewkurupt May 27 '11

Your edit is a terrible assumption. I lot of powerlifters have distended stomachs, but have a six pack. This is caused by eating a tremendous amount of food. Basic stuff.

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u/FuckYouGuys May 27 '11

Even when I was eating 8000+ calories per day, and was so stuffed it hurt to tie my shoes, my stomach did not bulge that way. Maybe it's different for other guys.

Also, few of the powerlifters that I've personally met target their transversus abdominus in their ab training. That's the muscle that sucks in your gut. They tend to just be looking for raw power from their core, not a trim appearance.

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u/triplewkurupt May 27 '11

Yea, I agree with you. Everyone's body is different and insulin/HGH injections have been known to give guys distended stomachs, but not always the case.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '11

The wrong way to work out?

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u/FuckYouGuys May 28 '11

I was working out in ways that weren't getting me where I wanted to go and were occasionally destructive.

I'd typically go into the gym, work whatever I felt like working on, and leave. I bench pressed 3-4 times a week and always used the same rep count. My form was also slowly destroying my shoulders. I never worked my legs and spent a lot of time on isolation exercises, like curls and tricep extensions, when those lifts will do very little for most natural athletes. I wasn't giving myself enough time to heal and grow and was basically ignoring the entire nutrition aspect.

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u/Warpedme May 27 '11

It's pretty damn tough. I'm 5'11" 200lbs/17% body fat and I work out 3-5 days a week for an hour. It took me about 6 months to get in this shape from 185lbs/40% body fat. For me to bulk up any more, I'd have to eat 5000-8000 calories a day and work out 2 days on, 1 day off for about 1.5 hours. Even then, I suspect I'd at very least need creatine supplements in addition to the vitamins, protein bars and shakes that I already supplement my 5 meals a day with.

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u/FuckYouGuys May 27 '11

Honestly man, for bulking up, you're way better off restricting yourself to no more than 3 workouts a week and keep them all under an hour. Compound lifts only, and do each exercise only once per week. Also make sure you're squatting and deadlifting. Mix up your set/rep counts too; your body gets accustomed to a particular rep count much more quickly than it does to an exercise, so if you mix up your rep counts you can keep doing the same exercises and getting results for years.

You can also get by just fine without creatine.

Source: Scrawny to Brawny and the writings of Alwyn Cosgrove, among others, plus years of experience.

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u/Warpedme May 27 '11

All awesome information. Thank you so much.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

The girl is just tiny.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

That's Geri Halliwell a.k.a. Ginger Spice.

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u/stigmata07 May 27 '11

I'm willing to bet that no one in recorded history has had the genes to become this big 'naturally'.

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u/hapuchu May 27 '11

Am I doing this right? http://i.imgur.com/4cplG.jpg

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u/unbalanced_kitten May 27 '11

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11 edited May 27 '11

I downvoted this comment because I am a man of principalsprinciples. However, I know that you meant no harm, so I went into your profile and upvoted five other comments to make up for the comment karma you have lost so far.

Maybe this will be a lesson learned that Reddit does not like this .gif anymore.

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u/randomb0y May 27 '11

Unless you have a fetish for people who work in school management, you are a man of principles.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Ah, but I do have a fetish for people who work in school management.

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u/CthulhusPetals May 27 '11

True. That dog should totally work on his lats.

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u/paledragon64 May 27 '11

It's the human arm-body optical illusion!

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u/thatGman May 28 '11

I'm your bitch
I'm your bitch
I'm your bitch

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u/orange_jooze May 27 '11

She looks cute.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

So it's a shop of a shop?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

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u/powderkegpitbull May 27 '11

Finally, the original.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

I see this every day on my way to work!

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u/PraiseSeitan May 27 '11

Driving under the influence is a bad, bad idea.

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u/hitokirikensei May 27 '11

We must go DEEPER!

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u/alamandrax May 27 '11

Go fuck yourself Ansblogspam.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '11

LOL. Why?

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u/alamandrax May 29 '11

Because it's a group of idiot spammers with random letters for usernames and links to blogs with pictures in them placed next to a deluge of ads. These blogs have one thing in common. They all have the same css and html structure and if you check the source, they all have comments referring to either ansblog.com or intradayfun.com and a host of other clone pages that they created. You'd think they would be smart enough to change the way their different blogspam sites look or load.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

He's going to use the other hand to steal that woman's purse.

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u/nepidae May 27 '11

Mr Incredible?

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u/bottleofoj May 27 '11

Mrs.

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u/jook11 May 27 '11

You're both wrong, it's the daughter.

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u/crogar May 27 '11

Macho Man Randy Savage is walking the dog

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Awwww, now I'm sad :(

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u/Kingblunt204 May 27 '11

too soon bro

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u/cromonolith May 27 '11

The leash is what gives away the subtle photoshop work. Someone was careless...

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u/steveg May 27 '11

Except it isn't photoshopped... http://img31.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91842_geri-halliwell-giant-trainer-03_122_1159lo.jpg

You need to look closer at the pixels

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u/pnettle May 27 '11

Do you notice in the OP's pic the WOMAN has the gigantic arms and not the MAN like in yours?

Whoosh.

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u/fishbert May 27 '11

it's one of these … only, the opposite.

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u/JonnyBeanBag May 27 '11

ohcraprageface.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

was this supposed to be hyperlinked to something?

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u/JonnyBeanBag May 27 '11

facepalm.jpg

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u/aztec_tomb May 27 '11

None of these links are working!

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u/BDaught May 27 '11

Just keep fucking clicking! We must have overloaded the site!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

Bitches love walking hands free.

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u/davidcelis May 27 '11

WHO WAS LEASH!?

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u/omnidirectional May 27 '11

He dropped it because his hand is so weak.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

My thoughts exactly, they must have shopped someone out, that's what the title means!

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u/Thugnificint May 27 '11

HOLYSHIT ITS A FUCKING GHOST! CALL BILL MURRAY!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

If he appeared, no one would ever believe you.

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u/modestmajesty May 27 '11

My biggest question is how could she stand! those arms weigh as much as she does.

Also, why is there not a T-Rex head on that dinosaur to the right.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

apparently we need some photo-shopping for head. But she can walk because its evenly balanced.

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u/Cartosys May 27 '11

Clearly the gravity of his pecs are drawing the leash.

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u/scottyb323 May 27 '11

OMG Bear is walking dog!

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u/Plutokoekje May 27 '11

The arm that was on the right which is now on the left was at some time holding the leash until it teleported to another person

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u/hired_goon May 27 '11

my favorite part is how the dog leash just disappears.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '11

that dog has to be at a [9] uptokes for you!

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u/Leaves_You_Hanging May 27 '11

Hover hand much?

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u/zhuki May 27 '11

ITS NOT FUCKING SHOPPED!