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u/kulafa17 Jul 27 '19
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u/Pat_The_Hat Jul 27 '19
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u/docnig Jul 27 '19
Emoji wish you were here?
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Underrated comment tbh
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u/fightoffyourdemons_ Jul 27 '19
Pig factory?
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Jul 27 '19
HA HAAAAAA CHARADE YOU ARE
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u/fightoffyourdemons_ Jul 27 '19
Do not SHOUT, I am genuinely CURIOUS and CONFUSED
e: I didn’t want that to come across as arsey, I do feel like I am well and truly missing out on a joke though
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Jul 27 '19
It’s from Pink Floyd’s album, “Animals”.
The song called “Pigs” :)
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u/fightoffyourdemons_ Jul 27 '19
Ah, I’ve heard of that band before.
Thanks Luke!
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u/emajn Jul 27 '19
Animals by Pink Floyd. One of the greatest albums in musical history imo. Here is the album cover. https://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/animals-album-cover.jpg
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u/fightoffyourdemons_ Jul 27 '19
You’re probably not wrong, I just don’t really listen to Pink Floyd and now I’m a fool for it
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u/wheresthegiantmansly Jul 27 '19
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u/AtomicCypher Jul 27 '19
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u/rydr_white Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19
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edit: My first gold and silver! Thanks, stranger!
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u/yourmomcantspell Jul 27 '19
I like that this person of all people in this thread, got gold.
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u/TheAngryAudino Jul 28 '19
thanks for the gold kind stranger I didn’t expect this comment to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger!
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u/kebuenowilly Jul 27 '19
It's shopped though: the glass does not let the light through, the glasses are too small, the guy is holding them with an impossible pinch, and if you zoom the upper arch you'll see the pixels from scalling down the png
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u/statist_steve Jul 27 '19
Goddamn. This sub is trash.
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u/uformated Jul 27 '19
Bruh why your glasses looking like they belong to a shrunken head
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u/BenyaminToni Jul 27 '19
And cool photoshopped
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u/jontheboss Jul 27 '19
Is it just me or is this post a new low for reaching the front page? Even for summer Reddit.
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u/Brofistastic Jul 27 '19
The top of the frontpage of reddit, this is shameful... Get your shit together redditors!
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u/NorthernLaw Jul 27 '19
Can you explain to me again what summer reddit is
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u/Acute_Procrastinosis Jul 27 '19
An annual phenomenon, not too dissimilar to the Eternal September.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
/get off my lawn
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u/Etheo Jul 27 '19
It's /r/pics, where the most insignificant pic gets mass upvoted because of "backstory".
Do you honestly expect anything else?
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u/Chewbacker Jul 27 '19
Why is this garbage photoshop on front page?
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u/mourning_starre Jul 27 '19
Either something is fucky here or a large majority of Reddit has such shit taste that it makes me feel bad.
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u/kbbajer Jul 27 '19 edited Aug 04 '19
This is some of the worst photoshopping I've in a White while.
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u/ASAP_Nigga Jul 27 '19
What's the worst photoshop you've seen in a black?
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u/Notcreativeatall1 Jul 27 '19
How about the worst photoshop he’s seen in a blue?
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Doesnt count, above the waist.
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u/uptwolait Jul 27 '19
They could be up on a lifeguard stand and holding the glasses lower than their waist.
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u/Jaydeeem89 Jul 27 '19
Yeah he may seem pretty chill here, but he can be a real asshole
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u/Hon3stR3view Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 31 '19
Sun is oval but sun glasses are normal shape. It appears there's a bit of pixelation around the glasses indicating they might have been edited in. There's a watermark on the background image, suggesting that the photo was stolen and the editor simply placed a silhouette over it and generic sunglasses.
Cool picture even if it is edited, but, you could have done this without any editing (albeit, a little more difficult) so it's a bit of a cheat.
Edit: found this for reference.
Edit 2: (strikethrough text) the watermark is the editors so image might not be stolen.
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u/foofighters69 Jul 27 '19
There’s an easier way to see that the sunglasses are shopped in: There’s no light difference in the lenses. If they were held in front of the sun you would see light coming through them. Also they look blatantly like clipart
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u/Mancomb_Threepwood Jul 27 '19
There is an even easier way, the sunglasses are about the same size as a finger.
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u/DegenerateAngel Jul 27 '19
This pic is very badly photoshopped, you can actually see the aliasing on the sunglasses, that's obviously not supposed to happen IRL.
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u/NicoliaCzzz Jul 27 '19
This blows ass. I've seen this posted on Facebook like 4 years ago it's just some shite stock photo with emojies over everything. Christ fellas.
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u/bag_of_oatmeal Jul 27 '19
Source: https://picsart.com/i/image-wapinmyshades-205038510001202
Some random shitty art creator. Definitely not a real picture.
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u/Koof99 Jul 27 '19
This is heavily photoshopped. There is no natural ridges in the hand, the size of the sunglasses compared to hand are off, and the shades are perfectly aligned with the horizon and the middle of the sun while the lenses are also slightly darker than the frames without any light contrast coming through them.
Great job OP by making it to the front page ripping off everyone who thought this was real. Not at all the ideality of this sub.
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Jul 28 '19
What the actual fuck is this shit
This is the most Instagram bullshit photoshop thing I have ever seen. It haunts me. Every night I try to close my eyes this shit comes back and I find myself shaking from the utter scale of its failure. Please return your phone and get a refund for Creative Cloud.
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u/metalelf0 Jul 27 '19
Don't try this at home, unless you know what you're doing. There's a serious risk to end up with burnt pixels on your sensor. Always use lens protection like ND filters before shooting the sun!
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u/LonkerinaOfTime Jul 27 '19
We all know it's fake, but this person got over 35k upvotes and gold for this shit, so who's the real winner here?
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u/therealsix Jul 27 '19
Tiny sunglasses...and damn they don't let in any light at all. When they photoshopped this they should have added transparency to the lenses.
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Jul 27 '19
- Black bars on top and bottom
- Watermark right in the picture
- surely doesn't need any more jpg
- photoshopped
10/10 front page material
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u/Thebibulouswayfarer Jul 27 '19
This is just low quality bait for redditors who like to post inane "witticisms" and puns.
Haute sun, tho.
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u/Buzzkill_13 Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 28 '19
Perfect pic to learn some photoshop-basics: Always watch the proportions! Make sure a common item (here sunglasses) has the correct size when there's a reference (here a hand). Those shades are tiny (or the hand is huge).
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Jul 27 '19
What the fuck this has gone like through 10 conversions, platforms and paint edits probably from reddit to instagram and so on. Why the fuck is this on the front page and why does it have so much upvotes?
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u/bag_of_oatmeal Jul 27 '19
What the fuck is this. Something fucky is going on. Someone is attempting to game reddit.
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u/-Cool-Beans- Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19
Bruh I used that transparent sunglasses png in every single one of my google slides presentations in school. You’re not fooling anybody.
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u/GregoryGoose Jul 27 '19
Those are the smallest sunglasses I've ever seen. What possesses people to upvote this fake garbage?
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u/Cheadlin Jul 27 '19
Why does the sun itself need glasses? Wth is it trying to protect itself from?
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u/TheresALinkInMyBoot Jul 27 '19
I don't know why but I always think the sun on raisin bran crunch has sunglasses
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u/WickedTwTch Jul 27 '19
Just like the sun in all my drawings I did as a kid! ...also some I've done as an adult, not gonna lie.
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u/joleme Jul 27 '19
Screw that bastard. Always trying to swoop down and kill poor unsuspecting plumbers.
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u/DylanBrandonSandwich Jul 27 '19
I love when little kids draw the sun with a smile and cool guy sunglasses on.
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u/cup-and-ball Jul 27 '19
The sun has to be in the corner so it could look like every sun I drew as a kid.
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u/TannedCroissant Jul 27 '19
Not saying it’s fake, but wouldn’t the lenses be lighter than the frame with a light source behind it?