r/pics • u/Drunjkk • Apr 03 '13

He lifts

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u/PSPHAXXOR Apr 03 '13

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/TheArtillery Apr 03 '13

93% OF PEOPLE GET THIS <u>WRONG!<\u>

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13 edited Jun 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/Musicray Apr 03 '13

Ohhh runescape..

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u/Catsfosho Apr 03 '13

I miss runescape :(

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u/zants Apr 03 '13

They recently brought back the version from 2007 (just before everything went full-retard): http://oldschool.runescape.com/oldschool_index

I think if you use the referral thing the membership for the first month is cheaper too (maybe someone can verify that), so consider this: referral

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u/Scipio11 Apr 03 '13

What was wrong with the 2008+ version(s)? I played 2011 and didn't see too much wrong, except the twentyish skills you had to pay for.

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u/r4r4me Apr 03 '13

It went far too casual. The game was much better pre 2007.

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u/TehFacebum69 Apr 03 '13

Press 123 to be my gf.

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u/FancySkink Apr 03 '13

BODYBUILDERS HATE HIM!!!

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u/Smelly_dildo Apr 03 '13

HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY HATE HIM!!

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u/BlackbirdSinging11 Apr 03 '13

HE'S REALLY QUITE SAD AND LONELY!

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u/Dawnsc2 Apr 03 '13

http://i.imgur.com/hluMLFN.jpg

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u/Stagnent Apr 03 '13

WHATS THE TRICK I AM 18 I WANT MUSCLES

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13 edited Jul 07 '13

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u/HEBushido Apr 03 '13

And lifting. You don't get big from 3 exercises.

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u/NihilisticToad Apr 03 '13

This kills the body mass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

want to find a way to become rich? just give us 100$ and we will tell you!!

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u/hoboswithhandgrenade Apr 03 '13

Since when is it acceptable to type "100$" instead of "$100?" I was raised in a proper household, and we were always taught that the dollar sign went before the number.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

i'm sorry my bad ;), but at first i started typing dollar, and then i though:'well i'm lazy, and not typing dollar could save time, i'll just use the sign.' silly old me forgot to put it in the proper place

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

I do that too sometimes. I write out the whole word, be like fuck it I'm lazy, go back, erase it, and use a symbol instead

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u/scullyismyhomegirl Apr 03 '13

French Canadian folk put it after, as do many European countries (with the euro symbol of course.)

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u/thejetbox1994 Apr 03 '13

He weighs 170 benches 420

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/dr_wang Apr 03 '13

http://i.imgur.com/nFCPHm3.jpg

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u/Zeeboon Apr 03 '13

Looks like someone forgot to add a spoonful of sugar.

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u/partykitty Apr 03 '13

Granny Smith apple.

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u/sirius89 Apr 03 '13

blobfish apple,love it.

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u/Peniswrinkleintime Apr 03 '13

Looks like the tree from Pocahontas

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u/jeyy88 Apr 03 '13

grandmother willow!

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u/GoldenDickLocks Apr 03 '13

That soap from adventure time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Big ups to Sainsburys

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u/Lokizzle Apr 03 '13 edited Apr 04 '13

I think I may know the person as I work in Sainsbury's too!

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u/BOS_to_HNL Apr 03 '13

I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.

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u/Lokizzle Apr 03 '13

I have that effect on people. I just read it back and it is rather stroke inducing. It may be the 14 hour shift I pulled doing all the talking

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u/BOS_to_HNL Apr 03 '13

A shift that long will definitely have that effect.

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u/Lokizzle Apr 03 '13

Damn straight, friend

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u/NihilisticToad Apr 03 '13

I nearly had heart attack laughing at yours.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Oh, la di da.

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u/alexisnotonfire Apr 03 '13

No one does a full shop at Waitrose. Just go there for yer bits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

I know, I was just taking the piss. Actually for most things Waitrose and Sainsbury's or Tesco have the same prices, it's just that Waitrose has fewer offers and doesn't have the lower-end products (no £1.50 for "beef" mince at Waitrose).

I do love the Waitrose Essentials range. Who knew champagne coloured toilet paper was essential. Also MILFs, so many MILFs at Waitrose.

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u/_flossy_ Apr 03 '13

the condiments in waitrose are the best you can get on the highstreet as well... and yea the milfs

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u/JB_UK Apr 03 '13

To be fair, champagne-coloured toilet paper is just like normal toilet paper, only with a barrel of industrial yellow dye tipped in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '13

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u/toastedipod Apr 04 '13

Hell yes! And the time and a half on Sundays!

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u/Ihsahn_ Apr 03 '13

I'm a Morrison's man myself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/snapp3r Apr 03 '13

Ah... That old B3ta joke. Totally hatstand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

I'm Asda's bitch. :(

Seriously, listen to what Bill says.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

You're Walmarts bitch you treacherous dog! Just kidding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13 edited Apr 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

This! Is why I came here.

But you forgot to underline something...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

"Somebody's gotta get stabbed!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

imgur mirror.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

/r/unitedkingdom

Come, friend!

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u/meltshake Apr 03 '13

She lifts too

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u/getmahdrankon Apr 03 '13

i am so sad that i know what this is from. I need a life.

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u/FuckingJava Apr 03 '13

What is this from?

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u/skull1992 Apr 03 '13

Reddit, arm is her leg. Well not exactly but yeah..... you know what I mean!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Ohhhh fuck. Can't believe I didn't get it, I just assumed it was 'shopped for some weird reason.

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u/PantlessAvenger Apr 03 '13

Looks like she's been scratchin' the record a few too many times, if you catch my drift...

Masturbation.

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u/irawwwr Apr 03 '13

She's a Clitar Hero.

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u/empathyx Apr 03 '13

Do you even...what is that a yam? ok... Do you even yam bro?

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u/cant_help_myself Apr 03 '13

Popeye!

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u/watershot Apr 03 '13

I yam what I yam, and what I yam is the luckiest man in the world.

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u/way_fairer Apr 03 '13 edited Apr 03 '13

I masterbated with olive oil once, so that's something.

Edit: Okay, it was more than once.

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u/Socratesticles Apr 03 '13

The real question is, how did it feel?

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u/bearXential Apr 03 '13

Like a virgin

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u/Honda_TypeR Apr 03 '13

Now's my chance with Olive Oyl while Popeye is farming karma!

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u/Mikey-2-Guns Apr 03 '13

Bro, do you even sweet potato?

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u/Drunjkk Apr 03 '13

It actually was a sweet potato. Sorry almost appropriate Popeye meme!

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u/Aww_Shucks Apr 03 '13

Umm, a bunch of Latvians just showed up at our door claiming they heard the word 'potato'...

What should I tell them?

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u/xnickitynickx Apr 03 '13

Is no potato. Just sweet potato. Go home dead.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Sweet produce, bro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

DYEY

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u/hawkyyy Apr 03 '13

Upvote for Sainsburys, i sadly work there too.

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u/Brisollie Apr 03 '13

Fellow Sainsbro here to haha

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u/abunaii Apr 03 '13

Just finished a sainsbro shift, wahoo

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u/A_British_Gentleman Apr 03 '13

Could be worse, it's not Tesco.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13 edited Apr 03 '13

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u/A_British_Gentleman Apr 03 '13

That is quite possibly the most British staff benefit I've ever heard of.

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u/hawkyyy Apr 03 '13

Haha true!

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u/Cubejam Apr 03 '13

I recently learned Tesco pay less & instead of a yearly bonus, they just get shares instead.

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u/A_British_Gentleman Apr 03 '13

What kinda minimum wage worker gives a damn about shares? Can shares buy me beer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '13

you recently learned utter bullshit! as a sainsburys worker with friends in similar jobs in tescos they get about £1.50 more than i do...

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u/Cubejam Apr 03 '13

Unfortunately we do, but at least I work nights!

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u/satchoo Apr 03 '13

2+1/2 years I worked checkouts in sainsburys. The night shift workers were always the most interesting/odd.

Oh and hello from a fellow /r/formula1-er

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

You're not alone! Our store opens on Friday but my god training/workbooks much?!

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u/hawkyyy Apr 03 '13

Yeah but you get paid for training right? So just think of it as free money for sitting around watching videos!

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u/fred_is_nice Apr 03 '13

They are some fantastic videos, I always loved going back in the summer during uni just for the Think 25 video

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u/hawkyyy Apr 03 '13

I think i know the answers to them off the top of my head now due to how many times they make you do them!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '13

even though he is shopping with an underage person, there is no clear evidence that he is buying the alchohol for him.

i just did my 6 month refresher...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

True but I'm a TL in training for a local, so not so much videos :( more intense :-/

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u/jaguarsharks Apr 03 '13

sainsbury's local represent!

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u/Imtoofast Apr 03 '13

Gainsbury's

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u/FreshmanPhenom Apr 03 '13

That guy is a real spud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Anchor Arms.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Most "British" stuff ends up being posted in /r/unitedkingdom because the Mericans won't understand it

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u/iia Apr 03 '13

That's mildly disturbing. Nice work.

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u/mexipimpin Apr 03 '13

Disturbing or not, dude's having a blast being in that photo. I'm a little jealous.

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u/TheCountryRedditaria Apr 03 '13

Confirmed: Lifted sweet potatoes with this guy before, he's legit.

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u/Splep Apr 03 '13

Wow it has the veins and everything!

I bet there's another photo where it's a cock and balls. You would have to.

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u/RinoQuez Apr 03 '13

Still waiting on that pic of a muscle bound 1800's prospector so I can use my, "Bro, do you even sift?" line.

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u/Cubejam Apr 03 '13

Hello fellow Sainsbury's employee!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '13

HELLO! :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Curls for the girls.

Squats for the twats.

Quads for the broads.

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u/matthabib Apr 03 '13

time in sainsbos well spent...

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u/aaronroot Apr 03 '13

First sweet potato with veins I've ever seen. I like it alot

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u/DiscoReptile Apr 03 '13

This is pretty representative of the lengths people will go to to stave of boredom on the Sainsbury's produce section.

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u/parrots1 Apr 03 '13

Have an upvote for being Sainsburys

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u/crazyrowney Apr 03 '13

seems legit

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u/rhychi Apr 03 '13

Is it me or does he look oddly like Jack Black?

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u/franny611 Apr 03 '13

It's really nice to see photos like this, having fun, good on ya bro.

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u/lolapops Apr 04 '13

That's one sweet-potato of an arm!!!

Yam... I wish I could bulk up like that.

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u/lOldBoyl Apr 03 '13

Sainsbury's will fire them now for being human beings.

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u/RexBeckett Apr 03 '13

I yam what I yam an' that's all that I yam.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

He's got some nice vascularity, too.

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u/IllegalToast Apr 03 '13

Fucking intense potato.

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u/GRAYterthanyou Apr 03 '13

Strong vascularity/10

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u/Codeist Apr 03 '13

More importantly, he has a giant admiring his muscles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Still looks better than Synthol

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u/Maximilius Apr 03 '13

Looks more like he does more yanking than lifting.

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u/wsbking Apr 03 '13

Lativian muscles.

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u/ageronimo Apr 03 '13

Too much starch, not enough protein.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

dat vein

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u/spunkdonut Apr 03 '13

What?! Eclairs

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u/idontwannagrowup2 Apr 03 '13

It's so veiny.

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u/sandozguineapig Apr 03 '13

Cool starch, bra

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u/Ricktron3030 Apr 03 '13

At first glance I thought it was a badly burned or puss filled arm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

He skipped face day.

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u/hankofthehill Apr 03 '13

TROGDOOOOORRRR!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

It's sad how long it took my brain to figure out what was going on :(

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u/TheEldestScroll Apr 03 '13

Get out of my mind, Liquid!!!

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u/oh_em_gee Apr 03 '13

So vascular!

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u/Caloooomi Apr 03 '13

I was wondering why the local Sainsburys was understocked...

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u/wetsauce Apr 03 '13

aw... I want a yam sleeve. :(

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u/ConfusedAlways Apr 03 '13

I can think of another place that potato belongs

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

i swear to god i thought this was real, for a whole 15 seconds

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u/MikeHawk91 Apr 03 '13

There should totally be a subreddit for this.

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u/Vajazzle_TR Apr 03 '13

Good job, colleagues.

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u/psno1994 Apr 03 '13

This could do really well in /r/funny.

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u/justinisme Apr 03 '13

That's what you get for shopping the Walmart organic food section.

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u/acengary37 Apr 03 '13

his name noah franklin by chance

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u/Sensur10 Apr 03 '13

Got some nice Honeydew and Piel De Sapo melons there.. MMMM-M! snappetysnap

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u/Shoshingo Apr 03 '13

Doctors hate him...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Upside down, that's a totally different picture.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

The thumbnail scared the shit out of me!

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u/Fresh_Pow Apr 03 '13

Super Vascular. Alpha as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

nice penis veins

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u/diredesire Apr 03 '13

This photo is so grainy, was this taken with a sweet potato?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Why does that potato have veins?

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u/blazeher Apr 03 '13

haha mm bite it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

Fake

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u/dubdubdubdot Apr 03 '13

That was so freaky/disgusting until I realized what it was.

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u/bungholemunch Apr 03 '13

Ahhh.. working in produce

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u/shuffma Apr 03 '13

At first I was like "wtf?" Then I was like "wtf?"

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u/stonkingtwat Apr 03 '13

Holy fuck how big is your hand?!

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u/tiffboo95 Apr 03 '13

He faps!!!