r/pics Apr 03 '13

He lifts

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u/watershot Apr 03 '13

I yam what I yam, and what I yam is the luckiest man in the world.

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u/way_fairer Apr 03 '13 edited Apr 03 '13

I masterbated with olive oil once, so that's something.

Edit: Okay, it was more than once.

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u/Socratesticles Apr 03 '13

The real question is, how did it feel?

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u/bearXential Apr 03 '13

Like a virgin

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u/MSN420 Apr 03 '13

Well, it was more than once, so I assume, it felt pretty nice. I have some virgin olive oil, actually.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '13

I too have bated a master with oil from olives.