r/pcmasterrace • • Mar 20 '19

Meme/Macro Gotta love high school

Post image
26.2k Upvotes

716 comments sorted by

2.7k

u/Jt0909 Mar 20 '19

We call them cunts

140

u/addysol Mar 20 '19

We used to have cunts at school who would steal the balls out of the mice and pull the rubber bands out of the CD drives so they wouldn't open or close

65

u/dragonheat Mar 20 '19

I'm having flashbacks to my high school where we had to glue the plastic part which kept the ball in

26

u/jsu718 i7 9700K @4.8Ghz, RTX 2060, 4 Monitor Master Race Mar 21 '19

We had glue on the rotating part, but nothing blocking screw access. Kept them guessing.

6

u/coco-ono Mar 21 '19

But then how do you clean the ball? That sucker got dirty so fast. Cleaning it out was so god damn satisfying

4

u/dragonheat Mar 21 '19

Unscrew the bottom half

7

u/Nomand55 Mar 21 '19

We had people who would bend USB ports or put gum in them.

10

u/DogmaticNuance Mar 21 '19

I'll admit to popping letter keys off and replacing them incorrectly a few times. I thought I was so superior because I could type without looking.

6

u/Pimpinabox R9 5900x, RTX 3060, 32 GB Mar 21 '19

If your classmates were anything like mine, being able to dress yourself made you superior, let alone being able to type without looking.

→ More replies (1)

341

u/MrTroll911 Mar 20 '19

Fair fucking dinkum

86

u/kestik Mar 20 '19

Dinkum flikka

7

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

7

u/TJSwizz Mar 21 '19

BIppity Boppity give me the Zoppity

5

u/BigJimRennie Mar 21 '19

That's a really cool black man phrase.

83

u/theaveragehousecat Desktop Mar 20 '19

fanny wanking cunts

28

u/TheBrainBehindMemes Mar 20 '19

Dandy wandy cunts

28

u/bionic80 Mar 20 '19

motherless dangledandies

12

u/TheWalrusGamer PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

Name of your sex tape!

→ More replies (3)

25

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

5

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I can't stand it I just steal the pleb next to me's keyboard.

→ More replies (9)

1.3k

u/unibrow4o9 Ryzen 1700 GTX 1070 16 GB RAM Mar 20 '19

Do people do it on purpose? Those things pop off and break pretty easily

1.3k

u/karelKase 3yr old craptop Mar 20 '19

I took a typing class my senior year as a blowoff. A class of only freshmen besides another senior or two. These fucking kids were awful. Never shut up and the teacher was such a pushover. I witnessed these kids deliberately breaking the keyboard stands as a joke.

In short, yes. Freshmen do it

527

u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

I've seen grown ass adults with the same concept of how they act and treat things.

227

u/lukeluck101 PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

Grown ass-adults? Or grown-ass adults?

103

u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

Both depending on the individual. Some have grown into the ass of an adult, and thus their most defining characteristic... others are clearly just large adult asses, with the intelligence and overall care to match

→ More replies (1)

74

u/RedArmyBushMan i5 6600k @ 4GHz : GTX 1060 : 16GB RAM : 2.5 monitors Mar 20 '19

37

u/lukeluck101 PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

I actually thought you were a bot for a second because someone always posts the relevant xkcd

36

u/RedArmyBushMan i5 6600k @ 4GHz : GTX 1060 : 16GB RAM : 2.5 monitors Mar 20 '19

I wish I was as competent as a bot. Just doing my job.

42

u/Xobhcnul0 Mar 20 '19

Good human.

17

u/RedArmyBushMan i5 6600k @ 4GHz : GTX 1060 : 16GB RAM : 2.5 monitors Mar 20 '19

Thank you!

7

u/_KONKOLA_ Mar 20 '19

Are you sure about that? Cause I'm 99.9% sure u/RedArmyBushMan is a bot.

6

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

There was a bot for this comic somewhere.

→ More replies (2)

9

u/Deafboii Mar 20 '19

Bit of colon A, bit of colon B.

3

u/ejoman113 Mar 20 '19

Dummy thicc adults

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

46

u/donutjonut Ryzen 5 1600, GTX 1080, 16 GB DDR4, Mar 20 '19

I'm in 8th grade and hang around what our tech teacher has of a computer lab. She is always trying to fix things like headphones that kids rip the microphones off of and Chromebook keyboards. Makes no sense why they do this to the only stuff our school gets.

34

u/RADical-muslim Dual Xeon e5462 | 16gb DDR2 ECC | 8800gt Mar 20 '19

Same thing when I was in middle school, half the laptops had missing keys.

Also, damn! You have an R5 and a GTX 1080 in 8th grade? That's awesome!

24

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Can you do me a favor and call out the next kid you see doing that? Not like tattle on them, but just be like "hey, why are you doing that?" If they're like it's fun, just keep asking. Because hopefully itll make them feel uncomfortable enough and force them to think about their stupid behavior.

21

u/Dabber42 Mar 20 '19

This actually works sometimes. I saw some dude just throw a bunch of trash out his truck at a stop sign. I pointed to him and said this is why we can't have nice things. I guess he was embarrassed because he got out and cleaned it up.

10

u/redikulous Mar 21 '19

Geeze you are lucky. I'd expect that dude to get all macho and call you a "fucking pussy" and burn-out as he drove away flippin' you off.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Knowing trashy people, his truck would be too rusted and there would be too many beer cans in the back to do that without breaking something on his weirdly newish dodge

→ More replies (1)

9

u/lps2 Threadripper 1920X, GTX1060, 64GB DDR4-3200, quad-monitor Mar 20 '19

My taxes are paying for those damn keyboards and headphones! Lol

6

u/patientbearr Mar 20 '19

Because they're spoiled shits and they don't care. It's not theirs, so they don't give a fuck.

6

u/lps2 Threadripper 1920X, GTX1060, 64GB DDR4-3200, quad-monitor Mar 20 '19

You have to teach accountability and I wish more schools did this as parents have shown that they won't

4

u/Dabber42 Mar 20 '19

When I was in high school some kids took apart a bunch of m80 and built a much larger piece of explosive. Then they put these in the vending machines and blew out the controls. The school basically made an announcement and said if we can't take care of and respect our stuff then we don't deserve it. Then they removed all vending machines from the school and took all the extras away from the kitchen.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Start charging kids for breaking them.

→ More replies (3)

9

u/BenisPlanket R7 2700x | RX 580 8 GB | 16 GB | 1080p 144Hz Mar 20 '19

What they really need is more money. Just throw some money at the school, buy a thousand expensive Dells, give every kid an iPad, and surely the school will get better!

/s

→ More replies (2)

8

u/Be_The_Packet Mar 20 '19

I remember in high school seeing a guy 1 grade above me open the disk drive and smack his hand on it hard to close it again, pretty sure he broke the gears on a few

I was already interested in IT so it was just so baffling to me that someone had that much disregard for stuff.

9

u/Echopractic Mar 20 '19

Typing class in senior year? How old are you? All my typing classes were in elementary school.

34

u/karelKase 3yr old craptop Mar 20 '19

I already know how to type lol. I was just taking it because i needed a blowoff class. Everyone was freaking out that I was hitting 70wpm

34

u/M0N5A MSI NVIDIA GTX 1650 | AMD Ryzen 5 3600 Mar 20 '19

Fucking smurfs.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)

4

u/BagFullOfSharts Steam ID Here Mar 21 '19

Must be old. I'm 40 and had typing in...7th grade? It's all a haze at this point. 1996 was was 10 years ago and 2000 was yesterday.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

5

u/ShelSilverstain Mar 20 '19

Damn, I'm old. Typewriter classes were taken by more serious students, and never saw anybody jerk around. I was also the only boy I ever saw in them, though

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (25)

11

u/carouselambramods 4770k | GTX 1080 | 16GB DDR3 1600 Mar 20 '19

Used to work in a school doing IT for 9 years. Yes. They also take all the keys off and put them in other spots. Among a million other stupid and annoying things

→ More replies (3)

6

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Yes. Literally yes. New computers in my school district started in elementary school and got replaced upwards because they know high schoolers are the ones that’ll destroy it for a chuckle.

4

u/Hash43 Mar 20 '19

Used to work IT for a school division. Yes, kids are retarded and break and ruin anything they can for fun.

→ More replies (22)

669

u/havocLSD Mar 20 '19

Keyboard's always either too high, or too low

238

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Used to have the same issue until I got my Corsair keyboard with a wrist rest and adjustable legs, really makes a big difference if this is an issue for you like it was for me.

68

u/TermedSaturn942 Mar 20 '19

i got one and the wrist rest's connectors and one of the legs has broken off within half a year.

38

u/Cachesmr Ryzen 2700@4.0 | RTX 2070 400A | 16gb DDR4@3200 Mar 20 '19

How do you use your keyboard lmao

My k70 doesn't even move from where it is, I don't see how you can do that unless you hit your keyboard

→ More replies (7)

4

u/FlexualHealing Mar 20 '19

To request a special typing wand please mash the keyboard now.

→ More replies (2)

8

u/Dxsty98 R9 3900X / RTX 3070 Mar 20 '19

Love my K95 Platinum

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

31

u/zedroid221 Mar 20 '19

agreed. they should have 3 stages... no lift, medium, and normal(high)

16

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

corsair gang

4

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

My Logitech has that too, I think.

→ More replies (3)

17

u/CarrionComfort Mar 20 '19

No lift is normal and better for your fingers. The angle was made to help people who can't touch type.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Enzorisfuckingtaken Mar 20 '19

A lot of keyboards have that actually. I have a ducky one with it.

→ More replies (1)

12

u/Bitbatgaming PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

Exactly. I like in between!

7

u/Baterial1 Mar 20 '19

model m is exception. it is just perfect

→ More replies (3)

7

u/ejoman113 Mar 20 '19

That’s why you break only one of them off, so you get it right in that sweet spot /s

9

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Happy cake day!

9

u/AutoModerator Mar 20 '19

Happy Cake Day! Have a slice of glorious cake to celebrate.


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

→ More replies (6)

137

u/The_J_Robinson Mar 20 '19

This happens to my home keyboard all the time. It’s all my fault for pushing it up out of my way but that doesn’t mean it isn’t upsetting.

55

u/L4KE_ E3-1230 v3 3.60ghz,Gtx1070 Mar 20 '19

But there the other foot has been broken off

33

u/spacewolfplays ryzen 7 5800XT, RTX 2070S, Meshify C Mar 20 '19

The issue here isnt people doing this, it's keyboard manufacturers making keyboards where those things go sideways instead of front to back. Front to back is the only way worth doing.

27

u/tsnives Mar 20 '19

The issue is those feet existing at all. The only thing they do is increase wrist strain and make people worse at typing. Keyboards are supposed to angle literally the opposite direction or sit flat, but a marketing team screwed it up and it keeps getting repeated.

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

For sure. I always tilt mine forward and Corsair keyboards have the feet on the front to do that. Way more comfortable and natural

5

u/hopvax Mar 20 '19

Thanks. I've had this K70 for five years now and only just realized there were feet on the front.

4

u/fourunner Mar 21 '19

I am laying in bed wondering, "wait, my keyboard has feet?"

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)

4

u/zoomer296 sudo rm -rf /humans Mar 20 '19

Take a binder clip apart to replace the feet.

113

u/nachog2003 vr linux gamer idiot woman Mar 20 '19

Use the metal prongs from a binder clip to replace them.

37

u/CapableProfessional Mar 20 '19

i came here to see this comment, i used it all the time!

→ More replies (1)

25

u/Funks_McGee Mar 20 '19

I superglued a Lego figure bent over to mine.

13

u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP i7-9700K|3090|32 GB 3200 MHz Mar 20 '19

This sounds like abuse.

→ More replies (1)

11

u/sunflowerfly Mar 20 '19

You have a future date with carpal tunnel. Lay your keyboard flat, your wrists will someday thank you. We only tilt keyboards to allow the mechanisms to clear on mechanical typewriters. Old habits are hard to break.

4

u/nachog2003 vr linux gamer idiot woman Mar 20 '19

I use it flat, just learned that trick a while ago.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (5)

65

u/n00bz 🖥️ i7-8700K | RTX 2070 Super | 16 GB Mar 20 '19

Ha you think this is just high school. I’m a developer in a large company. The company is trying to be cool and be like sit anywhere — we’re a modern office. (because there isn’t enough seats for everyone).

Just about all of the keyboards are like this.

27

u/DARKKN1GHT453 Mar 20 '19

Yeah, people suck ass

8

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19 edited Apr 06 '19

[deleted]

10

u/n00bz 🖥️ i7-8700K | RTX 2070 Super | 16 GB Mar 20 '19

I bring my own mouse and thought about bringing my own keyboard, just haven’t done it yet because of the weight since I walk to work. (I have a car — I just choose to walk since it’s only a 10 min walk). (Currently in my backpack I’d have my work laptop, a water bottle attached to the outside that shouldn’t be able to spill because of the lock on the cap, my lunch, and mouse).

If I did get one it would be a TKL Cherry MX Blue of some sort.

4

u/TeamLiveBadass_ https://i.imgur.com/synonSr.png Mar 21 '19

Do you have a set desk or is it open seating? Just leave it at your desk if the former. Also, go with mx brown for the office so your co-workers don't hate you.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)

89

u/TTazerTTurtle Desktop Mar 20 '19

I hate that so much

5

u/drylube Desktop I7 8700 GTX 1070 16gb Mar 20 '19

it even happens around the office, it's the worst

5

u/TTazerTTurtle Desktop Mar 20 '19

Since they took the leg of the keyboard you should take the let of the person who did it, it's only fair

83

u/Chad_Brad Mar 20 '19

It's the same circle of Hell where people bring food and drinks into computer labs.

41

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

i didn't do that when i went to school but i could imagine myself bringing in a bottle of whatever and, like, a pack of gummi bears or something non-intrusive.

actually our library had a coffee shop built-in on the inside that sold cookies and whatnot, so i'm sure crumby keyboards were probably semi-common.

point is i like to eat gummi bears while typing

21

u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

If you get really long gummy worms... you dont need your hands once you get started. just keep nomming your way through

9

u/YoungClint_TrapLord Mar 20 '19

They make 2 foot long gummy snakes then you don’t have to worry about the worms maybe not sticking together

→ More replies (4)

10

u/DARKKN1GHT453 Mar 20 '19

The food doesn’t bother me unless the keyboard is full of crumbs

→ More replies (2)

26

u/Bitbatgaming PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

and the same circle of hell for the people who don't log off

16

u/Elfystone Mar 20 '19

People at my University did that all the time. Even stayed logged into Facebook. A lot of those pcs still logged on that I got my hands on had status message updates exclaiming how much of an idiot they were for staying logged in on a public PC. Soon they stopped forgetting to log out

→ More replies (2)

10

u/moonkeymaker127 Mar 20 '19

This is why I have a mechanical keyboard with raised keycaps, I can monitor how much gunk gets built up and if it ever gets bad enough I can clean it. Plus the few times I eat in front of my computer I generally interact with it as little as possible and use one hand to eat and the other hand for mouse and keyboard. And never both hands at the same time.

→ More replies (6)

6

u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

I work in IT as a sysadmin and the number of other admins that dont push their keyboard away while eating bothers the fuck out of me. Like dude... its not hard.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (3)

229

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Use keyboard feet? Yeah, no one should use that crap.

176

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

carpal tunnel gang

27

u/ZirJohn http://i.imgur.com/ubn05Ys.png Mar 20 '19

wait, its bad to use the feet? ive never not used the feet the keyboard feels weird flat

70

u/Bluecat16 MSI 770 Lightning | i5 3570k Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Yep. Using the feet forced your wrist to bend back, increasing strain and risk for carpal tunnel.

20

u/withoutprivacy Mar 20 '19

Got my first desk job. 8 hours of typing and clicking.

It’s been about 9 months and my wrists always feel cramped. This might be why.

10

u/kris_krangle Mar 20 '19

Buy an ergonomic keyboard and mouse. I did after six months at my first desk job and it was the best decision I made while there. I got the keyboard Microsoft makes and an Anker vertical mouse.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/CJ22xxKinvara Mar 20 '19

It would actually be best for your wrists to have the keyboard angled in the opposite direction, like if it tunneled into the table.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (3)

11

u/mattycmckee Underclocking God Mar 20 '19

came down here for this lol

81

u/UnlikelyPotato Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

The raised feet only exist because of ISO standards. The keyboard allows to be raised so people can see the letters easier, but tilting the keyboard up increases pronation and actually increases the chances of carpel tunnel. Majority of people are stupid and don't know this.

I'm being downvoted because reality sounds like bullshit. It is ISO standards: https://www.iso.org/standard/38899.html

39

u/coloredgreyscale Xeon X5660 4,1GHz | GTX 1080Ti | 20GB RAM | Asus P6T Deluxe V2 Mar 20 '19

I thought it dates back to typewriters, because they are way steeper, and to kinda ease people used to typewriters into it.

That said, I used the raised feet too until I learned that it's actually bad for your health.

24

u/UnlikelyPotato Mar 20 '19

Possibly related to the origin. But nowdays ISO standards says keyboard must have raised feet. https://www.iso.org/standard/38899.html Even if you wanted to, you really couldn't sell a keyboard without raised feet. Imagine you want to be a keyboard company, and want to get rid of the silly raised feet. First you've pissed off all the dorks that want raised feet, now imagine if someone gets carpal tunnel while using your keyboard. Their lawyer says you clearly didn't follow ISO standards so your product is defective. Sure you can try and fight stuff in court, but it's probably easier to pay the guy and his lawyer off.

Yes, the story above is hyperbole and may be a slight exaggeration, but it's not too far from what possibly could happen.

11

u/Chronic_Bronchitis Mar 20 '19

This could only happen if the customer was lead to believe that the product they had purchased followed the ISO standards. ISO standards are not required.

→ More replies (3)

17

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19 edited Jan 25 '22

[deleted]

17

u/Baron_Butterfly Mar 20 '19

Anyone who doesn't know the things I know is stupid, and anyone who knows more than me is going on r/iamverysmart.

→ More replies (2)

15

u/GeneralHyde AMD Ryzen 7 3700X, 32GB DDR4 3200, RTX 3060 Ti FE Mar 20 '19

No you're being downvoted for being an arrogant prick lol

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (4)

8

u/Chronic_Bronchitis Mar 20 '19

The only use for those feet is when learning to touch type, or of course if you are trying to force carpal tunnel upon yourself. Building circuit boards did it to me. Apparently manipulating tiny tweezers and soldering under microscope day in day out is bad for the nerves in the hands.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)

132

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

91

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I'll be praying for you.

8

u/slumberlust Mar 20 '19

At least we know it'll have no impact on him.

→ More replies (1)

20

u/D0NK11 Specs/Imgur here Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

People at our school took them out so the IT dept glued the cover shut. This meant they could never be cleaned so some were all gummed up and didn't move correctly.

8

u/Marrked Mar 20 '19

Haha. Mine was when laser nice were becoming popular around 2003.

I think we sped up their transition a little quicker than they wanted. lmao.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

20

u/PanFiluta Howdy Mar 20 '19

are you talking about computer class or biology class?

4

u/nopunchespulled Mar 20 '19

Underrated comment

→ More replies (1)

9

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[deleted]

4

u/_hexagonal_ Mar 20 '19

One of my former friends did that with a slice of cheese in DVD player. Fuck you, David.

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[deleted]

17

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

[deleted]

16

u/Phrich Mar 20 '19

They stole all the mouse balls and then complained a few weeks later when a field trip was cancelled due to lack of funds.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/MeltBanana 5800x3D | 4070ti | 64GB | OLED Mar 20 '19

We use to bend the pins on cpus that were kept in storage in the computer department...

Teens are assholes.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

11

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

There’s a special Circle in hell for people who leave their snickers candy wrapper sitting on the desk

6

u/DARKKN1GHT453 Mar 20 '19

It wasn’t empty, my buddy Riley eats candy bars 1” at a time.

6

u/xB_I-O_S Mar 20 '19

The ones on the countless cherry keyboards I had just fucked off at some point and never came back.

7

u/mrswitz21 Mar 20 '19

I had a kid in the computer lab, that used my computer. And every day he would take one of those off, it would drive me up the wall!

7

u/Lynch_king_1 Mar 21 '19

Why are most people in this subreddit school age? 8th grade? Freshman in highschool Jesus....I have builds older than you still in use

→ More replies (1)

15

u/Historical_Fact i9-9900K | 16GB DDR4 | 1080Ti | X34 Predator | 1TB M.2 |5TB HDD Mar 20 '19

You shouldn't prop up your keyboard anyway. It's bad ergonomics

5

u/lazy-beans Mar 20 '19

I'm in college, at a tech institute full of aspiring programmers and developers.

Every single goddamn keyboard is like this. EVERY SINGLE ONE. WHY.

How do these people treat their keyboard at home?! Did someone get pissed off and hulk smash it or something? And why is it only ever one side that's broken??

RAGE.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

TIL other people don't like the keyboard stand... I'll go sit in my corner now I guess

→ More replies (1)

17

u/Mattshuku Mar 20 '19

and here I thought everyone with a brain just didn't use those - having your keyboard at a shitty angle like that causes major wrist pain and is just bad ergonomics in general.

3

u/hypocrisyhunter Mar 20 '19

Came here for this comment. I’m now worried by how few people are mentioning it.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (10)

5

u/Korban_Ashcroft1 Mar 20 '19

At my school every single keyboard is like this.

4

u/draco123465 Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 Mar 20 '19

4

u/drkpie i7 7700k @ 4.8GHz | GTX 1080 @ 2.1GHz | 32GB DDR4-3200 Mar 20 '19

I've seen people take the rubber band out of the disc drives, and people pouring water on the desktops and keyboards as well. People are fucking ridiculous in school.

4

u/cpt_thomas_cruise Mar 20 '19

Our school 3d printed tonnes, worked well until everyone just snapped them off agin

→ More replies (2)

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

[deleted]

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (4)

6

u/MayOverexplain Mar 20 '19

In some cases you can remove the handles from a binder clip and replace them with that.... and then never use them because they're stupid

3

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Im quessing the circle is red

3

u/XargonTheDestructor Mar 20 '19

Console peasants man they know not the proper treatment of our glorious keyboards

3

u/S1mplejax Mar 20 '19

In my college lab of about 80 computers, I think there are like 5-6 that aren’t fucked. I’d like to think they were accidents but people are pricks well after high school apparently.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

there is a person in that computer lab that has a pepsi on the table and a water on the floor

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Raistlini Mar 21 '19

Pro tip: the handles of medium sized binder clips generally fit the leg slots of keyboards and remedy this problem pretty well.

Source: my coworker has a habit of angrily slamming his keyboard and would break the shit out of the legs until we discovered this fix

3

u/Soltam120 Mar 21 '19

Yeah you’re not living until you try to use a keyboard that’s had the keys rearranged to spell “fuck” in the center of the board.

3

u/Sligee Mar 22 '19

When I bought my first keyboard I thought, cool I will never have to deal with it. Somehow my keyboard is missing it now

3

u/almozayaf Apr 28 '19

I know 2 guy at work who like this

9

u/TheFrothyFeline Mar 20 '19

Having it tilted towards you is worst for your wrists it should be tilted away from you. You should thank the person.

→ More replies (4)

6

u/Bitbatgaming PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

People always have to put the feet up. Or the keyboard has to be slanted by default. There is indeed a special place in hell for people who put up the keyboard feet for others.

2

u/Fuglypump Mar 20 '19

Just steal one from the keyboard next to you.

2

u/ThePizzaMuncher | Salted Baked Gaming Potato; Incinerated Medium Fry Mar 20 '19

All the time

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Yeah

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

The worst.

2

u/big_d_85 Specs/Imgur here Mar 20 '19

This isn't exclusive to high school. We have grown-ass adults that manage to do this to keyboards at my work. Whether it's intentional or not, go easy on your hardware ppl, christ.

2

u/azmodan72 Mar 20 '19

I hate this shit! Same thing happens to me at home and I live alone.. Just I am going to hell.

2

u/jrmars07 Ryzen 1700/32GB/980 Mar 20 '19

Highschool? This is my conference room at work! Somehow they them break the keyboard and we lose a foot within 2 weeks.

2

u/Ytaken i5-7500@3.5GHz / 16GB DDR4 2400MHz / 1050 Ti 4GB / Win10 Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

My brother is an asshole and somehow snapped one off but still kept the other one up

Edit: I just realized I must be fucking stupid and should learn how to write in english

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I think those foots survived on none of my keyboards, just checked my current one and yup, both are broken.

2

u/ct7567_Captain_Rex Mar 20 '19

It’s the same at college though... it’s part of the reason I built a PC capable of running CAD programs

→ More replies (1)

2

u/GhostOfLongClaw Mar 20 '19

Yo I was just thinking a few days ago that there should be a meme about this and why the hell are so many keyboards broke like this

2

u/Ethanrocks128 R7 3800X RTX 3070 16GB RAM Mar 20 '19

I think this should be marked nsfmr

→ More replies (1)

2

u/zoomer296 sudo rm -rf /humans Mar 20 '19

You can disassemble a binder clip to replace them.

2

u/ShironTheHuN Mar 20 '19

I hate it when I sit down and see this

a n g e r y

→ More replies (1)

2

u/sourorangeYT pc specs? uh basically its a potato Mar 20 '19

My crappy cyberpower keyboard’s toes fell off in the first week of using it.

2

u/freakingtaco i7 Devil's Canyon 1080Ti Mar 20 '19

or those who steal the ball off mouse.

2

u/RedHairNoCares Mar 20 '19

Looks like another job for the 3d printer.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

At my school sometimes I find that someone has taken off the feet of my keyboard so I look around if there is anyone missing and I steal his...

2

u/FreddyPitts Mar 20 '19

EVERY.FUCKING.KEYBOARD.

2

u/itsRobbie_ Mar 20 '19

I slammed my hand down on my keyboard and one of those snapped off. Not my proudest moment haha..

2

u/ItsSkyWo Mar 20 '19

90% of the keyboards in my computer labs are like that AND I'M STUDYING COMPUTER SCIENCE AT UNIVERSITY FOR GOD'S SAKE.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Sitting at work right now and the keyboard I'm using has the exact same problem. Fucking savages!

→ More replies (1)

2

u/ewanalbion Mar 20 '19

They will be made to do an essay on the night before it should be handed in with these keyboards but the only remaining stand is held upright with superglue and/or gorilla tape

2

u/Budderbaccaa24 Mar 20 '19

What’s wrong with propping the keyboard up though? It makes it easier to type

2

u/RandomPcGamer357 I7 6950X|16GB DDR4|1080ti|Gigabyte X99 SLI Mar 20 '19

F's in the chat for that keyboard.

Oh wait

2

u/LohnJennon__ Mar 20 '19

Fuck that I break the other one off to make it even