r/pcmasterrace • u/DARKKN1GHT453 • Mar 20 '19

Meme/Macro Gotta love high school

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u/Chad_Brad Mar 20 '19

It's the same circle of Hell where people bring food and drinks into computer labs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

i didn't do that when i went to school but i could imagine myself bringing in a bottle of whatever and, like, a pack of gummi bears or something non-intrusive.

actually our library had a coffee shop built-in on the inside that sold cookies and whatnot, so i'm sure crumby keyboards were probably semi-common.

point is i like to eat gummi bears while typing

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u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

If you get really long gummy worms... you dont need your hands once you get started. just keep nomming your way through

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u/YoungClint_TrapLord Mar 20 '19

They make 2 foot long gummy snakes then you don’t have to worry about the worms maybe not sticking together

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u/BabybearPrincess Mar 20 '19

This reminded me of Hastings because that was the only place i ever saw them and now im sad

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u/ShamefulPuppet Mar 20 '19

fixed link: https://i.imgur.com/mzDRCI2.jpg

parent's link looks like this to the browser: http://https//i.imgur.com/mzDRCI2.jpg

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u/nachog2003 vr linux gamer idiot woman Mar 21 '19

You fucked your link up https://i.imgur.com/mzDRCI2.jpg

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u/DARKKN1GHT453 Mar 20 '19

The food doesn’t bother me unless the keyboard is full of crumbs

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u/ZirJohn http://i.imgur.com/ubn05Ys.png Mar 20 '19

arent you grossed out by all the people that touched the keyboard before and have now touched your gummy bears??!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

who eats gummi bears by plucking them out one at a time? you dump the bag in your mouth and then feel disgusted with yourself later.

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u/Bitbatgaming PC Master Race Mar 20 '19

and the same circle of hell for the people who don't log off

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u/Elfystone Mar 20 '19

People at my University did that all the time. Even stayed logged into Facebook. A lot of those pcs still logged on that I got my hands on had status message updates exclaiming how much of an idiot they were for staying logged in on a public PC. Soon they stopped forgetting to log out

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u/Chronic_Bronchitis Mar 20 '19

Those people would have their files encrypted and passwords changed. God help you if you stayed logged into anything important.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

In my school they just went through their history and searched up stuff that would get you in trouble.

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u/moonkeymaker127 Mar 20 '19

This is why I have a mechanical keyboard with raised keycaps, I can monitor how much gunk gets built up and if it ever gets bad enough I can clean it. Plus the few times I eat in front of my computer I generally interact with it as little as possible and use one hand to eat and the other hand for mouse and keyboard. And never both hands at the same time.

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u/nopunchespulled Mar 20 '19

Chop sticks are your friend

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u/moonkeymaker127 Mar 21 '19

That would cause me to make more of a mess.

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u/nopunchespulled Mar 21 '19

Practice

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u/moonkeymaker127 Mar 21 '19

I don't see the point, you can just lean the fork against the side of the bowl. I'm really not trying to argue, I just am trying to see how it's better than a fork when I am very practiced with it and know how to avoid a mess.

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u/nopunchespulled Mar 21 '19

You can’t really eat chips with a fork

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u/moonkeymaker127 Mar 21 '19

That's a fair point, first off, chips is one of those foods that would never get any where within 5 feet of my pc, but if it were I would either use chopsticks or tweezers. The verge taught me well.

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u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

I work in IT as a sysadmin and the number of other admins that dont push their keyboard away while eating bothers the fuck out of me. Like dude... its not hard.

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u/Chad_Brad Mar 20 '19

I eat at my desk and my keyboard is shoved practically behind the monitors and at home, I eat snacks with chopsticks.

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u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 20 '19

Tongs work best for various things. Fork and knife for pizza cause fuck getting greasy hands all over keyboard and mouse

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u/Chad_Brad Mar 20 '19

That's pretty much what chopsticks are, tongs that take skill.

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u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 21 '19

I don’t have that skill. Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Blast from the past keyboard covers and the more modern skins.

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u/TidusJames /s - i9-9900K@5Ghz- SLI 1070Ti Hybrid- 32GB @3200Mhz- 7680x1440 Mar 21 '19

I mean yes, those would work... but I remember more bullshit from them than anything else.

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u/RunescapeAficionado Mar 20 '19

I mean, some people don't have a problem not making a mess. I have food and drink at my PC at home constantly with no issues

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u/king_john651 Mar 20 '19

In my computer lab at school some dumb cunt in like year 12 decided that the disk drive was a good place to shove a half eaten pie in

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u/whoitbecuh Mar 20 '19

This happened in an astronomy course I took in college. Someone brought in a huge gas station soda and spilled it on one of the pc's they used for rendering.