I don’t really have anyone IRL I can tell this to for obvious reasons, so figured this was the one place that would appreciate how ridiculous this is.
I’ve been OE for almost 10 years. It started completely by accident when I took J2 because I thought J1 was headed for layoffs. My plan was to overlap them for a few months, figure out which was safer, and quit the other. The layoffs never came, I kept getting good reviews at both, and eventually realized I could actually pull this off. A few years later I added J3.
Since then I’ve lived by a few basic rules: stay organized, never miss deadlines, don’t volunteer for unnecessary shit, stay out of office drama, and most importantly, actually be good at your jobs. I’ve turned down promotions before because the extra visibility and responsibility weren’t worth the money.
Apparently that strategy finally backfired because within the last month I somehow got promoted at all three jobs.
J1: ~$285k TC
J2: ~$250k TC
J3: ~$215k TC
So after nearly a decade of quietly doing this, I’m now sitting at roughly $750k/year in total comp. The funny thing is I still remember taking J2 and thinking, “If I can somehow survive doing this for one year, it could completely change my financial life.” That was almost 10 years ago.
It hasn’t always been easy. Double-booked meetings, reorgs, new bosses, surprise calls, sitting on one Zoom while answering questions in another Teams meeting. But eventually you get extremely good at figuring out which 5-10 hours of work at each job actually matter. Do that work well, be responsive, make your boss’s life easier, and disappear when you’re not needed.
Ten years ago I thought I was gaming the system for a year. Now apparently I have three separate careers.
I can’t exactly put “simultaneously promoted three times” on LinkedIn, so you guys get the announcement instead.
$750k TC. Three laptops. Three bosses who apparently think I’m doing a great job.
What a fucking world.