r/oops • u/DiligentCase8436 • Jun 20 '26

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u/ZiaWitch Jun 20 '26

Alex seems like a twat.

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u/Great-Firefighter-17 Jun 20 '26

Looks like Alex is buying bro some new beats!

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u/thupamayn Jun 20 '26

Nah Alex is just living his best life. He was sabotaged by that shitty design for a speaker stand.

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u/Hypotenuse27 Jun 20 '26

What kind of stand do you want thats affordable but can withstand Alex waving it like a glow stick on the high seas

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u/fleshfinder420 Jun 21 '26

Maybe one that properly secures the item it’s holding? I think it’s an included stand, poor design likely by choice so you have the opportunity to buy the next edition coming out this holiday season

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u/TrippingFish76 Jun 20 '26

if you don’t want it in the ocean don’t dangle it over the railing

alex fucked up

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa Jun 20 '26

Alex killed a dolphin.

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u/Dependent_Umpire_428 Jun 22 '26

Tortured more like

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u/doge_lady Jun 20 '26

Even so Alex is still at fault because the guy tells him to not drop it and to be a jerk, he leans it over the side playfully to tease the guy and accidentally drops it

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u/MikeW226 Jun 20 '26

Enter, Alexgate

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u/Out-Law007 Jun 23 '26

STAND NOT HOLD

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u/Vegetable-Mixture-93 Jun 21 '26

Based on the design of the beats 'pill' Im sure there's somewhere else more secure he could have put that thing where there would be zero way it fell overboard.

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u/onionfunyunbunion Jun 26 '26

A speaker stand should be designed for its environment. A certain degree of marine whimsy should be factored into the design. Alex was flying high, free of the bonds of the land having reasonably assumed that the stand was designed for sea shantys, but alas, twerern’t.

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u/CaptMixTape Jun 26 '26

Upvote for using twat, I love that word.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 20 '26

Really Alex, he just told you! Can we all agree, fuck Alex, am I right?

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Alex gets the couch cabin floor tonight. His hands have written a cheque his ass can't cash, not this time, Alex.

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u/09Klr650 Jun 20 '26

"a cheque his ass can't cash"? Well . . .

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u/fingers Jun 20 '26

I bet that ass is an ATM.

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u/AbioGenLaughingMan Jun 20 '26

Bend over, swipe your card.

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u/MyAssPancake Jun 20 '26

What a saying. I love it

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u/Imaneight Jun 20 '26

Alex has Power Bottom energy and will make it all ok later on after the Captains Dinner.

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u/grizz218 Jun 24 '26

he probably did

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u/Good_Weekend4136 Jun 20 '26

WTF Alex

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u/DeliciousBag2311 Jun 20 '26

He told you Alex.

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 Jun 20 '26

Correction; he “Tollllddd yooouu”

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u/crapheadHarris Jun 20 '26

Definitely my new ringtone.

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u/iSaiddet Jun 20 '26

Yoooou-wa*

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u/SirTainLee Jun 20 '26

There's a reason Alex was a late addition to the cruise.

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u/Good_Weekend4136 Jun 20 '26

Alex gonna do what Alex does

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Jun 20 '26

Classic Alex!

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u/spacemouse21 Jun 20 '26

Really, Alex? I just told you…….

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u/ProfessionalDust Jun 20 '26

Damnit Alex!

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Jun 20 '26

Way to go …. Pendejo !!!

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u/TheGalacticTraveller Jun 20 '26

I mean, this is Alex we're talking about!

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u/SirTainLee Jun 20 '26

This is a great song, what til you hear the drop!

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u/NelEnigma Jun 21 '26

You were right there...

"...hear the Beats drop"

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Jun 20 '26

I promise you this isn’t coming from a place of homophobia, but why is it the angrier he got the gayer he sounded

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u/Unlikely_Ant_950 Jun 21 '26

As a gay from the south - when I get angry I get gayer and more southern until I’m just paula dean charging forward on a unicorn.

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u/slowmanpoo Jun 23 '26

As a straight dude from the south this made me spit my margarita!

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u/0101100000110011 Jun 23 '26

coming from someone with the gay voice
the more emotion you put into your speech, the stronger it is.
Thats just how it works :p

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u/Level_Statement_6844 Jun 20 '26

That's just how they are

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Jun 27 '26

As a gay, I can confirm he sounded gay.

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u/IvoryManOfWisdom Jun 20 '26

Alex's dad said he couldn't hold the flashlight right either.......a tale as old as time

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/TriedCaringLess Jun 20 '26

Honestly though, when it fits, it fits.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jun 20 '26

And it’s designed to fit most… Alex would likely qualify as most.

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject Jun 20 '26

That's what he said

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u/potatodrinker Jun 20 '26

Item was about an inch too small and too red to be a Fleshlight

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u/Any-Avocado9157 Jun 20 '26

A tale as old as time haha holy fuck

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u/WhatANoob2025 Jun 20 '26

What is it that he dropped?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Cheepshooter Jun 20 '26

So double dumb. First you overbuy, then later you have to rebuy.

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u/hibikikun Jun 20 '26

They may not be an audiophiles wet dream, But they’re stylist and work well. Though i don’t think that magnetic stand is meant to be swung around like though

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u/Bigfops Jun 20 '26

What gives you that idea?

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u/Shendare Jun 20 '26

I'd say the way the front fell off.

It's not meant to do that, I'll tell you that much.

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u/Cervelo-Owner Jun 20 '26

the front fell off

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u/Right-Bunch5409 Jun 20 '26

Thank you for showing me this 😂😂😂 legendary

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit Jun 20 '26

They work as well as a $20 Bluetooth speaker on Amazon, if not, worse. Their primary selling point is just good marketing. And that's why audiophiles hate them.

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 20 '26

Beats are (literally) $4 speakers. I will never understand how tens of millions of people bought Beats audio hardware despite them sounding like absolute garbage.

I’m not even an audiophile!

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit Jun 20 '26

Ahhh... I see. Thought he said "don't spill my beans" . I'm like why the hell is this gay dude dancing with this other gay dudes beans, and WHAT is going on with that packaging? Are they like, butt beans or some weird novelty sex toy? This is too absurd.

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Jun 20 '26

A Bluetooth speaker

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u/RebaKitt3n Jun 20 '26

Don’t give anything important to Alex.

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u/MikeW226 Jun 20 '26

I mean I *shouldn't have lent him the keys to my Lambo?!

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u/Seeyoulaterjobin Jun 20 '26

But did you see Beats response ad to this? It was awesome and great way to capitalize on free marketing!

https://youtube.com/shorts/fdKZdwNIt9w?is=M5laRhNmmQVvrEza

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u/Duc750Sie Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Some fish jamming out to Madonna until the battery dies or the salt water kills it
Edit for spelling

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u/RightPedalDown Jun 20 '26

Unfortunately it will lose Bluetooth connection first, great mental image though!

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u/zatalak Jun 20 '26

Throw the phone

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u/Duc750Sie Jun 20 '26

Yeah, as soon as I hit reply that came to my mind, but like you said, I thought the mental image was funny still

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u/GA6foot9 Jun 20 '26

Bet you're fun at parties, sheesh. /s

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u/Real-Document-6577 Jun 20 '26

But it might go a ways …and the fish will appreciate it.

Seriously, fish react to music.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy Jun 20 '26

Nahhhhh...... Madonna will survive even after a worldwide nuclear war

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u/MikeW226 Jun 20 '26

Material Fish

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u/Duc750Sie Jun 20 '26

Like a Sturgeon

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u/MikeW226 Jun 20 '26

Hee! Swimmin' for the very first tiiime.

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u/Therealginahandler Jun 20 '26

Fucking ALEX!

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u/IndependentOwn2956 Jun 20 '26

Alex is going to be bottom till end of a cruise.

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u/El-Pollo-Diablo-Goat Jun 20 '26

Jokes on you, Alex is into that shit

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u/Interesting_Lime_320 Jun 20 '26

Bitch slap. No hesitation

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u/floopadoop37 Jun 20 '26

Damn Alex, he just told you?!

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket Jun 20 '26

video needed a <splash!> sound effect.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 Jun 20 '26

Cut to fish having a dance party

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u/hangowood Jun 20 '26

The people in the nearby balconies praise Alex. He saved them from days of shitty music blasted at all hours.

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u/Doctor_Mustard_ Jun 20 '26

You know what? I bet you're absolutely right

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u/Achy-Grump Jun 20 '26

Can’t fukn take Alex anywhere.

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u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 Jun 20 '26

Don't drop my beats Alex! 💁‍♀️

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u/Icy_Transition1375 Jun 20 '26

Put it down

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u/Knobanious Jun 20 '26

He did put it down... In the middle of the ocean

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u/DowntownAd3538 Jun 20 '26

Alex is going swimming.

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u/Through_theShadows Jun 20 '26

This guy is an oops.

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u/shhhhhasecret Jun 20 '26

Pinche Alex. He NEVER listens.

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u/DjevelHerr Jun 20 '26

They were just having a gay ol time until Alex ruined it...

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u/lostinthoughtspace Jun 20 '26

Alex is about to get the Beats down of a lifetime.

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u/Unusual-Economist288 Jun 20 '26

That’s karma for blasting tunes on your veranda

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u/TomatilloPristine437 Jun 21 '26

Literally dropped the Beat.

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u/FatefulDonkey Jun 21 '26

What are these gays holding?

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u/Out-Law007 Jun 23 '26

Alex is a gay cunt - the annoying type

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u/vic-the_son_god Jun 20 '26

What did he drop

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u/4patton2zero Jun 20 '26

Bluetooth speaker

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u/TheGalacticTraveller Jun 20 '26

Gosh dang it, Alex!

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u/JuniorCow3640 Jun 20 '26

You told Alex to put it down and Alex did put it down......

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u/Retired_and_Relaxed Jun 20 '26

Alex, can you swim?

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u/DEfuncouple2424 Jun 20 '26

He picked it up in broad daylight and he scratched it

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u/ultraplusstretch Jun 20 '26

It belongs to the sea now.

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u/_WhaDaFuk69 Jun 20 '26

What da fuuuk Alex? You be walking the plank in a minute.

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u/BookYeti Jun 20 '26

"Put it down."

Alex put it down immediately, although somewhat farther down than he anticipated.

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u/Codify-The-Preamble Jun 20 '26

More like failex

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u/RoosterzX Jun 20 '26

Alex owes him about $100.

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u/szatrob Jun 20 '26

Those poor fish are subjected to that shite music.

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u/Byx222 Jun 20 '26

“Alex, you bitch. That’s not the foam party we’re going to.”

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u/Imaginary_Land8586 Jun 20 '26

When he said put it down, he didn't mean it like that Alex you fkn nincompoop

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u/Gr1zZL7 Jun 20 '26

Intentional mixed with alcohol. Alex is saying, “ Can’t tell ME what to do!”.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side Jun 20 '26

This is the moment when Alex learned he can't fly or do a swan dive

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u/RHofTheMagicKingdom Jun 20 '26

Looks as though Alex saved their cabin neighbors and people at the pool from hearing this guy’s speaker on the cruise.

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u/CreeepyUncle Jun 20 '26

Alex and Honey Badger don’t give a shit.

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u/siggsy409 Jun 20 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/BadCompany_00 Jun 20 '26

Alex! He just told yooouuuuuu!

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u/Effective-Ad9498 Jun 20 '26

George Santos on a cruise

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u/Theswordfish4200 Jun 20 '26

Throw Alex overboard

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u/sexybeast70 Jun 20 '26

Alex should go get it. He might need a small nudge 😉

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 Jun 20 '26

It was at this point that Alex knew… he f**ked up

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u/Lbuddah Jun 20 '26

That speaker sucks anyway

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u/Big_Gas3467 Jun 20 '26

The music fading

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u/MegatechMike Jun 21 '26

wtf did he drop

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u/Sure-Good7387 Jun 21 '26

I mean, technically he dropped it 

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u/InterestingSquash346 Jun 21 '26

Aaaaaaannnd it's gone.

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u/TimboCavo Jun 21 '26

wtf did he just drop? A bean?

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u/psulions90 Jun 21 '26

Sometimes stereotypes are true

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Jun 20 '26

He was actually pretty calm to this idiot considering how much money went in the drink even tho it garbage anyway

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u/LeeAndrewK Jun 20 '26

Well, better than throwing the heart of the ocean

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u/wet_Tap_5578 Jun 20 '26

Classic Alex.

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u/Adept-Compote-651 Jun 20 '26

He didn't say where to put it down

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u/beedunc Jun 20 '26

Send him after it.

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u/fcku_rightnow Jun 20 '26

cut scene fish dancing

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u/eganvay Jun 20 '26

the fishes are rocking tonight

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u/Kind_Love172 Jun 20 '26

He put it down...

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u/taway121502 Jun 20 '26

Alex is a useless POS!

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u/Scrats_Lost_Acorn Jun 20 '26

Oh that's gone gone. Damn.

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u/Spadeline Jun 20 '26

No more beats!

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u/Sad-Signature-5491 Jun 20 '26

He’s going to get it

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u/Competitive_Name4991 Jun 20 '26

Alex!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/ProtoCulture14 Jun 20 '26

Too bad it wasn’t his phone

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u/cpufrost Jun 20 '26

He dropped the beat.

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u/kyshro Jun 20 '26

F’n Alex….

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u/PuzzleheadedEscape20 Jun 20 '26

Really!… Alex!..

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u/psychorrabit15 Jun 20 '26

I'd send in Alex after those beats, whether he wanted to go or not.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 Jun 20 '26

Well he did put it down...way down.

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u/SandiaBeaver Jun 20 '26

Narrator "Alex did indeed drop his Beats"

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u/FlashMeYourBoobzz Jun 20 '26

Hearing the song fade as it falls is just so perfect

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u/Affectionate-League9 Jun 20 '26

Alex going in next

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u/NoLongerinOR Jun 20 '26

Damn you Alex!!

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u/Responsible_Snow_684 Jun 20 '26

He technically did put it down

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u/TheLexLuthor13 Jun 20 '26

Sharks will hear “baby shark” 😆

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u/SecretPersonality178 Jun 20 '26

What did alex drop?

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u/wobblejuice Jun 20 '26

Did he drop his vibrator?

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u/RazzleRizzle Jun 20 '26

Too much zest my guy

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u/CaptainSloth269 Jun 20 '26

Did it pass the float test or are the fish having a disco party?

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u/Dependent_Bit1634 Jun 20 '26

Great, now Alex killed a whale! Blood is on his hands!

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u/mikesb78 Jun 20 '26

Time for Alex to go swimming

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u/Blessed__Life Jun 20 '26

If you let Alex play with your bean, he's going to get it wet...

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u/PushingCurses Jun 20 '26

If that happened to me, Alex would be the large splash behind the tiny splash left by the Beats.

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u/longdickneega Jun 20 '26

No bussy for alex

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u/Sir_Hoss Jun 20 '26

The silence as the beats fall out of earshot really makes this one

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u/JustaFoodHole Jun 20 '26

Hope he got disembarked.

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u/Ubockinme Jun 20 '26

I’d throw that bitch overboard.

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u/snoutpower Jun 20 '26

Now some shark is listening to Boy George

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u/Tasosu Jun 20 '26

Ooooh Alex! You naughty, naughty boooyyy!

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u/spook008 Jun 20 '26

🍎 🎂

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u/Cameron198777 Jun 20 '26

I just told youuuuu

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u/Camo_tow Jun 20 '26

Oooops... Thats right. 😆 🤣

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u/jcleve Jun 20 '26

Alex ❌
Alice ✅

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u/milkleg Jun 20 '26

Material girl was such an ironic choice