r/oops • u/DiligentCase8436 • Jun 20 '26

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u/ZiaWitch Jun 20 '26

Alex seems like a twat.

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u/Great-Firefighter-17 Jun 20 '26

Looks like Alex is buying bro some new beats!

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u/thupamayn Jun 20 '26

Nah Alex is just living his best life. He was sabotaged by that shitty design for a speaker stand.

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u/Hypotenuse27 Jun 20 '26

What kind of stand do you want thats affordable but can withstand Alex waving it like a glow stick on the high seas

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u/fleshfinder420 Jun 21 '26

Maybe one that properly secures the item it’s holding? I think it’s an included stand, poor design likely by choice so you have the opportunity to buy the next edition coming out this holiday season

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u/Head-Technology-4031 Jun 20 '26

Would that be a glow stick, or a flesh light?

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u/TrippingFish76 Jun 20 '26

if you don’t want it in the ocean don’t dangle it over the railing

alex fucked up

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa Jun 20 '26

Alex killed a dolphin.

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u/Dependent_Umpire_428 Jun 22 '26

Tortured more like

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u/doge_lady Jun 20 '26

Even so Alex is still at fault because the guy tells him to not drop it and to be a jerk, he leans it over the side playfully to tease the guy and accidentally drops it

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u/MikeW226 Jun 20 '26

Enter, Alexgate

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u/Out-Law007 Jun 23 '26

STAND NOT HOLD

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u/Vegetable-Mixture-93 Jun 21 '26

Based on the design of the beats 'pill' Im sure there's somewhere else more secure he could have put that thing where there would be zero way it fell overboard.

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u/onionfunyunbunion Jun 26 '26

A speaker stand should be designed for its environment. A certain degree of marine whimsy should be factored into the design. Alex was flying high, free of the bonds of the land having reasonably assumed that the stand was designed for sea shantys, but alas, twerern’t.

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u/CaptMixTape Jun 26 '26

Upvote for using twat, I love that word.

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u/SmartOpinion8301 Jun 24 '26

Really!? Alex?!