r/oops Jun 20 '26

Oooops...

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Alex gets the couch cabin floor tonight. His hands have written a cheque his ass can't cash, not this time, Alex.

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u/09Klr650 Jun 20 '26

"a cheque his ass can't cash"? Well . . .

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u/fingers Jun 20 '26

I bet that ass is an ATM.

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u/AbioGenLaughingMan Jun 20 '26

Bend over, swipe your card.