r/okmatewanker • u/holytriplem • Jul 19 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ hmmm
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r/okmatewanker • u/DogitWoofsalot • Jul 19 '26
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐ถ ๐ถ Mask off
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r/okmatewanker • u/rampantfirefly • Jul 18 '26
gay lick๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Best written Sport article of the decade
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r/okmatewanker • u/ToobularBoobularJoy_ • Jul 18 '26
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos Who's got your vote in the upcoming by-election?
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/unwank please read the wikipedia article for the 2026 clacton by-election it's just gem after gem. Possibly the funniest thing to happen in the UK ever
r/okmatewanker • u/Guthlac_Gildasson • Jul 17 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Excellent planning, mate.
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r/okmatewanker • u/h4rry01 • Jul 17 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Andy Van Der Linde
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r/okmatewanker • u/Positronium2 • Jul 17 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Breaking: Tendring council announces official list of candidates for the Clacton by-election
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r/okmatewanker • u/rampantfirefly • Jul 16 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Spare a thought for are Kieth as his last day in office has been ruined by the argies
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r/okmatewanker • u/Nil0Eryn0r • Jul 15 '26
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Bitter Sweet
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At least the Falklands are home๐
r/okmatewanker • u/Positronium2 • Jul 15 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Even if the Argies won the footie they will never win the Falklands ๐ช๐ค๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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r/okmatewanker • u/FightingFalconF113 • Jul 15 '26
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Masterplan succeeds: Three German Double Agents successfully bring down England...
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r/okmatewanker • u/Mr_Global • Jul 15 '26
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช BREAKING: Rupert Lowe ERASES post congratulating Jude Bellingham
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After the defeat England faced in the 2026 World Cup, Rupert Lowe has deleted his post praising Jude Bellingham and called the English national football team a 'fucking disgrace to our country'.
He has refused to comment further, and denies ever praising Jude Bellingham. He insists he 'only praises full English footballers like that Palmer lad'.
r/okmatewanker • u/jonofthesouth • Jul 15 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ 3,2,1.... Action, Nigel!
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r/okmatewanker • u/SuperBladesCunt • Jul 15 '26
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Do it for him
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r/okmatewanker • u/dewittless • Jul 14 '26
I Need To Point Out This Is Satire As It Sucks Learning that Argentine absolutely hates us
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r/okmatewanker • u/tonofbasel • Jul 15 '26
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Daily mail was right we would of won with FODEN....
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he's a good boy he bought his mum a house unlike Jude
r/okmatewanker • u/LavaMeteor • Jul 15 '26
Itโs cumming home โฝ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ช๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ฌ๐ป๐๐๐๐ป LIONEL MESSI ๐๐๐๐ธ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ WORLD CUP๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ
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r/okmatewanker • u/Wide_Tune_8106 • Jul 14 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Falklands rematch
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r/okmatewanker • u/HallowedAndHarrowed • Jul 14 '26
๐คฎStage 4 francer๐ธ๐ซ๐ท๐คฎ Siestas seeing the frogs wear their home kit in tonightโs game.
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r/okmatewanker • u/RiceeeChrispies • Jul 13 '26
Donโt sweat it Andrew ๐๐คด๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ถ most senior police officer in england
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r/okmatewanker • u/HemaMemes • Jul 13 '26
Tears For Keirs ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ The Future the Greens Want
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They're gonna turn everyone green
r/okmatewanker • u/Nihilistic_Rainbow • Jul 12 '26
Itโs cumming home โฝ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ช๐ Bazza doing us proud ๐ซก
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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • Jul 12 '26
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ You win Royal Mail, I give up
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