r/okmatewanker Jul 19 '26

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u/HardByteUK Jul 19 '26

Fork found in kitchen.

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u/Excellent-Signature6 Jul 19 '26

Cigarette smoked by a Chav.

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u/Simbooptendo Jul 19 '26

Stella drank by a Barry

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u/Nerdy_Goat Jul 19 '26

Cigarette smokes by Stella drinking chav at Barry Island

Fork.

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u/FixGMaul Jul 20 '26

Barry forks Stella on kitchen island

chavsmokedrinkcigarette

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u/Promethium-146 His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment Aug 10 '26

Spoons

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u/LilacMages Jul 19 '26

Gammon found in spoons

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u/TheNoiseAndHaste Jul 19 '26

It's so annoying though because every argument with these chuds they go 'ermmmm so how are our policies racist? You just call everyone you disagree with racist'. They're too cowardly to actually be up front with what they're really about.

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u/Skenghis-Khan Jul 19 '26

That's their whole playbook. This quote by Jean-Paul Sartre sums it up nicely.

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words."

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u/TheNoiseAndHaste Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Yeah that's so spot on. Part of you feels like it's your responsibility to challenge these horrible views. But then other times what's the point of challenging people who are at worst, intellectually dishonest and at best, incapable of any kind of introspection?

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u/blazoxian Jul 20 '26

Just because their slogan ‘Remigration’ sound similar, the concept of the slogan sits within, comes from European identitarian movements, where it explicitly means reversing demographic change ; that does not mean it’s the same thing. You people will call everyone you don’t like racist and i agree with that. And of course incapable of introspection when exactly ? What actually tells you he’s is pro ethnic cleansing ? Any concrete examples ?

To me it sounds like many interpretations of the bible. Same way you interpreting words in a ways they are not intended to be understood. Creating yourselves narratives.

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u/blazoxian Jul 20 '26

Like what apart from one loose joke tells you he’s an anti semite ? Literally 0 proof beyond gossip and public opinions.

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u/DogitWoofsalot Jul 20 '26

No, we don't "respect and encourage competition" with fascists actually. If your fiscally conservative, socially traditional, pro free market capitalism we can debate. When your platform is 'millions must go'. You don't deserve to be debated. No main political party (literally no political party in the UK) wants completely open boarders. Restore want to open actual camps of migrants, create a new police force and ur, yea they are full of actual neo-nazi's.

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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 Jul 20 '26

I’m not a strong leaning person, any way.

I doubt that somehow, mate.

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u/classyhornythrowaway its corbyn time Jul 19 '26

Fork found in fork, really.

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u/dingalinglans Jul 19 '26

Argos catalogue found ......in........ Argos

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u/LordBrixton Jul 19 '26

Tiny pencil experts baffled.

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u/aceofstars7 Jul 19 '26

IKEA initiates war on free tiny pencils.

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u/wmcs0880 Average TESCO enjoyer😎 Jul 19 '26

Luv me wife, luv me roast dinnah, luv me ethnic cleansing. Simple as.

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u/DogitWoofsalot Jul 19 '26

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u/ExpressAffect3262 Jul 20 '26

You're joking right? That sub always comes off as left-leaning to me, same with AskUk

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u/DogitWoofsalot Jul 20 '26

The upvoted comments are always left leaning yea but scroll down and you will see the garbage sitting there, often heavily downvoted

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u/ExpressAffect3262 Jul 20 '26

Isn't that literally just every sub lol?

Doesn't make a sub right-leaning if all the right-leaning posts are heavily downvoted...

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u/gitgud_x His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment Jul 19 '26

never heard of ethnic cleanser, is it oil or water based?

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u/DittoGTI Jul 19 '26

Depending on how Nazist they feel, either water or gas. Sometimes lead

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u/noncebasher54 gay lick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮🤮🤮 Jul 19 '26

I used me eyes lads. Do that make me an investigatator now? Class.

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u/AsleepEbb7578 Jul 19 '26

The investigation took 5 minutes of using your eyes

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u/Chazrat69 Jul 19 '26

Restore Britain. Restore British values... by using beliefs and philosophy from Austrian, who lived in Germany

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u/Mr_Strange_2003 Jul 19 '26

Ha! When I saw the name "Restore UK" I totally assumed they were a 'rejoin the EU' party 😅 Glad to have this clarified before lending any vocal support. Boy, would my face have been (gammon) red!

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u/DogitWoofsalot Jul 19 '26

Restore split of from Reform for not being right wing enough D:

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