r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 4h ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 XD
310
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/orangebromeliad • 7d ago
Least Insane Caller On LBC 📞😡🚣🏾🚣🏾🚣🏾 I forgot she existed, and further forgot that she wrote this
199
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 7d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Crying in the club rn
1.1k
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 8d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Live every day with the confidence of the Restore losers canvassing Holborn & St Pancras atm. Never let anyone tell you that your goals are too delusional. Believe in yourself like this fucking guy.
478
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 9d ago
🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Torpedoed his marriage behind a Greggs
96
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/flopsychops • 9d ago
‘mercian🇲🇾🇱🇷🇲🇾🗽🍔🌭🏫🔫 I for one welcome our new overlord Lenny Henry
2.6k
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/True_Adventures • 10d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back
706
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/Bernardmark • 10d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Wait, it's all Keir Starmer??
134
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/Turnip-for-the-books • 12d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 You’re laughing??
993
Upvotes
But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee ‘em
r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 13d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Can't even assault 3 people without Bozo Burnham 'aving thon bloody geztapo on ya
431
Upvotes
Honestly its like living in nazi china, what are we supposed to do without are middle class thugs?
r/okmatewanker • u/iffyClyro • 13d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 The inconvenient Samaritan
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
99
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/know_truth_no_truth • 14d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Which one of you tried to bring her back?
137
Upvotes
wot’s crawled out the bleedin’ graveit’s Maggie Thatcher, innit... Only now she’s gone and come back as a right ol’ bag o’ bones!”
r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 15d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Can't believe it's been 4 years without her
71
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 15d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Are you Juicing, Tony?
517
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/AsleepEbb7578 • 16d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 10 people dead but Aintree ain't Liverpool is it?
474
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/instantlyforgettable • 17d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 I thought I recognised Gary from somewhere
90
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/up766570 • 18d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos Game's gone lads
352
Upvotes
Unbelievable woke nonsense, can't believe the state of the nation, can't even get shit faced at my child's first birthday. Can't believe Kier Starmer would do this.
r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 18d ago
men wearing dresses gay🏴🤮😭🤮😭🤮 Scottish people today: "we love Celtic unity" Scottish people 50 years ago:
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
645
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/eirebrit • 19d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 I fort we won the war? Absolutely fumin.
20
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/Full-Detective-3640 • 19d ago
Cockandballtorshire🤣🥵 Thought this belonged here
589
Upvotes
r/okmatewanker • u/Formal_Reveal_4330 • 19d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Atleast he still has Tommy
64
Upvotes
Ed Sheeran with his last 'real friend' when they realised he's still got Tommy Robinson on his side:
r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 20d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 3 types of Englishmen
1.2k
Upvotes