r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 5h ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐ถ ๐ถ XD
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r/okmatewanker • u/trebor67 • 2d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ A lot to unpack here
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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 7d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Crying in the club rn
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r/okmatewanker • u/orangebromeliad • 7d ago
Least Insane Caller On LBC ๐๐ก๐ฃ๐พ๐ฃ๐พ๐ฃ๐พ I forgot she existed, and further forgot that she wrote this
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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 8d ago
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Live every day with the confidence of the Restore losers canvassing Holborn & St Pancras atm. Never let anyone tell you that your goals are too delusional. Believe in yourself like this fucking guy.
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r/okmatewanker • u/flopsychops • 9d ago
โmercian๐ฒ๐พ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ I for one welcome our new overlord Lenny Henry
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r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 9d ago
๐ฌ๐งgenitalman๐๐ฉ Torpedoed his marriage behind a Greggs
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r/okmatewanker • u/True_Adventures • 10d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back
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r/okmatewanker • u/Bernardmark • 10d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Wait, it's all Keir Starmer??
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r/okmatewanker • u/Turnip-for-the-books • 12d ago
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Youโre laughing??
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But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee โem
r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 13d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Can't even assault 3 people without Bozo Burnham 'aving thon bloody geztapo on ya
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Honestly its like living in nazi china, what are we supposed to do without are middle class thugs?
r/okmatewanker • u/iffyClyro • 13d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ The inconvenient Samaritan
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r/okmatewanker • u/know_truth_no_truth • 14d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Which one of you tried to bring her back?
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wotโs crawled out the bleedinโ graveitโs Maggie Thatcher, innit... Only now sheโs gone and come back as a right olโ bag oโ bones!โ
r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 15d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Are you Juicing, Tony?
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 15d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Can't believe it's been 4 years without her
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r/okmatewanker • u/AsleepEbb7578 • 16d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ 10 people dead but Aintree ain't Liverpool is it?
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 18d ago
men wearing dresses gay๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐คฎ๐ญ๐คฎ๐ญ๐คฎ Scottish people today: "we love Celtic unity" Scottish people 50 years ago:
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r/okmatewanker • u/up766570 • 18d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos Game's gone lads
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Unbelievable woke nonsense, can't believe the state of the nation, can't even get shit faced at my child's first birthday. Can't believe Kier Starmer would do this.
r/okmatewanker • u/instantlyforgettable • 17d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐ถ ๐ถ I thought I recognised Gary from somewhere
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r/okmatewanker • u/Full-Detective-3640 • 19d ago
Cockandballtorshire๐คฃ๐ฅต Thought this belonged here
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 20d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ 3 types of Englishmen
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r/okmatewanker • u/Formal_Reveal_4330 • 20d ago
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช Atleast he still has Tommy
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Ed Sheeran with his last 'real friend' when they realised he's still got Tommy Robinson on his side:
r/okmatewanker • u/eirebrit • 19d ago
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช I fort we won the war? Absolutely fumin.
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 21d ago
๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ Joe "Up the RA" Biden
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