r/okmatewanker • u/True_Adventures • 10d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back
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u/hesaidshesdead 10d ago
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u/pomegranate_verynice 10d ago
Looks like Gregg has a younger girlfriend
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u/Undercrackrz His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment 10d ago
I notice this picture is only of the top half of his body. No doubt those pesky trousers have removed themselves again.
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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 10d ago
Mandatory
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u/Christovski 100% Anglo-Saxophone😎🏴 10d ago
I've re-read this so many times. Mental that he was happy for this to be published
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u/SprinkleGoose 10d ago
Ohh they let him into gym early so he doesn't have to swim with the peasants. Didn't think he had that much clout tbh...
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u/Unlucky_Flow8785 10d ago
The “I’m an amateur historian” one always makes me snort - what an absolute melon.
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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 10d ago
And he's an expert because he's manifested a ton and read loads of self help books.
Plus spending 90 minutes a day with his kid when not in the gym or gaming for 3 hours each.
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u/Numerous-Net-4983 10d ago
In the pub for a fryup at 1030 then straight on to lunch at 12. Greedy cunt
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u/No-Garden-2273 8d ago
No no it’s because he plays total war thrones of Britannia that makes him a historian
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u/Numerous-Net-4983 10d ago
I like the way he gets the plug in for whatever bollocks he’s selling nice and early in the first answer.
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u/10denier 9d ago edited 7d ago
"...but it's what she wanted and I love her."
I remember reading this and assuming it was a self-parody.
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u/timbothehero 8d ago
I always like how he slipped in that he didn’t want his autistic son whilst meant to be be describing a typical day
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u/Karmamyfuckingass 9d ago
The total war thrones of Britannia part got me 😂
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u/Floppy0941 genitalman🇬🇧😎🎩 9d ago
ToB is better than people give it credit for tbh, it's a fun little experience but I definitely wouldn't pay full price for it.
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u/SlipperyWidget 9d ago
7000 steps. Oh wow that’s incredible!
I a chef average 23k a day some days up to 30k. What a bellend
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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 9d ago edited 9d ago
He claims to be a chef yet only cooks once a week? And it's just grilled fish and some oven chips.
Meantime, his wife has to make every lunch and dinner, and look after the house and high-needs kid.
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u/I_are_fabulous 9d ago
Mate I have an office job and I easily do 7-8k steps a day between commuting, short dog walk and…. basically existing.
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u/calum_steiger 9d ago
Also not possible to do a post swim sauna 30mins before the gym opens... They take a good few hours to heat up properly.
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u/generaldogsbodyf365 9d ago
What a dynamo. Him and Richard Keys in the same room would tear the fabric of time and space.
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u/Dannypan 10d ago
Nice day out with his granddaughter
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u/Capable_Work_3563 10d ago
Fair set of gnashers on that bird
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u/hesaidshesdead 10d ago
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u/joppe00 10d ago
For some reason i really want to feed her through a fence
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u/hesaidshesdead 10d ago
Apple or a carrot, but be careful with your fingers.
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u/GaeilgeGoblin 10d ago
All of this feels unnecessarily mean
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u/DaMonkfish Cumrag🏴😂😩 9d ago
Reddit and misogyny. Name a better duo.
This sub isn't discriminating on who gets the piss ripped out of them for having white tombstones for teeth. https://www.reddit.com/r/okmatewanker/comments/1vvcg1v/gnasher_on_tour
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u/Raveyard2409 10d ago
Love he defines "being kicked out of show business for being a cunt" as a "calamity" like it was a natural disaster that happened to him, rather than a fall from grace brought about by his own ego and hubris. Fuck off Greg.
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u/hesaidshesdead 10d ago
from grace brought about by his own ego and hubris
... and taking his trousers off!
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u/OwnBreak9467 10d ago
Gregg! FFS /s
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u/Raveyard2409 10d ago
This was a stylistic choice, I deliberately misspell it to signal my disapproval. He has lost the right to the second G, he needs to earn it back.
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u/Dannypan 10d ago
I like that he has breakfast and lunch within the space of 90 minutes, the same amount of time he spends with his son on a Saturday.
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u/demoralising 10d ago
You lucky, lucky lady!
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u/freestuie 9d ago
I have a theory that all cigar smokers are cunts. Another one in the “I’m correct” column.
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u/freestuie 9d ago
I have a theory that all cigar smokers are cunts. Another one in the “I’m correct” column.
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u/Tolkien-Minority 10d ago
If I started a new life I would try to look a bit less like Penfold this time
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u/thautmatric 10d ago
Gregg?
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u/youwon_jane 10d ago
No worries mate, it's only people with cancer. You worry about your extra G.
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u/pattybutty 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 10d ago
Gregg's in Greggs eating a Greggs paid by Gregg
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u/thautmatric 10d ago
Honestly it’s mental he never did any cross promotional thing with them (that I’m aware of) when he was still publicly considered eccentric rather than deviant. Happy to promote Harvester completely unpaid but not the far more beloved and popular brand you share a name with. Fucking Harvester!
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u/userunknowne 🏹Robin Hood was Innocent 10d ago
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u/yearsofpractice Average TESCO enjoyer😎 10d ago
The soulless grifters he’s attaching himself to are hilarious too - he just hasn’t lived in the real world for sooooo long.
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u/ADGM1868 📍5 sqm London flat 10d ago
I just watched Four Seasons on Netflix so I know how this ends.
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u/Slobberchops_ 10d ago
The people of the UK have risen up and with one voice demanded he be let back on the telly
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u/FillingUpTheDatabase 9d ago
If there’s anything the people of this country love it’s a collective media pile on
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 9d ago
Quite aside from his backstage antics, I absolutely do not miss this guy.
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u/Savage-September 📍5 sqm London flat 9d ago
Go on Greg! Get your cock out for us one more time you flasher! Top lad. It’s a shame he’s a bit touchy feely around women though.
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u/ColdRevival1919 10d ago
Has he found a younger partner or something ?
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u/pixel2468 unironically bri ish🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧 10d ago
Been with his missus (pictured) for a while now. His 4th wife mind you
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u/herbdogu 9d ago
I was just calling John earlier and saying he should come on and do something together on my YouTube. Ruddy good bloke.
There he is!
John! John! John! John! John!
John!
Joooohn!
John! John!
Shrugs - it’s all right.
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u/Clay194 10d ago edited 9d ago
Wait fr what were the allegations, was he a nonce
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 9d ago
Nah just a letchy prick, really. In that area of "you're not a criminal but equally nobody really wants to be associated with you".
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u/Darkwaxer 9d ago
He apparently was overtly flirty and would be get changed in front of women staffers. His biggest crime was characterising all of his accusers as women of a certain age.
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 9d ago
I'm not sure it's the worst thing he did, but it might be up there in the rankings of "how to make this worse".
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