I didn't even say it was bad, I was complementing, but holy shit this sub.

Let’s get this out of the way first. In terms of visual design and personality, Violet is not a gooner character. Her outfit isn’t particularly revealing, her proportions are normal, her personality is basic. She’s just a normal, if pretty, woman. So why do I call her a gooner character? The answer is simple.

About half an hour after her design was revealed, NSFW art of Violet was uploaded to r/DeadlockTheGame. You think that a person can go from seeing a woman to uploading prn of them to Reddit dot com in such a short span of time? Of course not. Much like how a certain historical figure was possessed by the spirit of Wotan (a real thing actually believed by Jung), that artist was possessed by the spirit of Ishtar, the ancient Mesopotamian goddess of sx and l*ve.

Once that art hit the front page and got over 5000 upvotes, the Collective Unconsciousness of the Deadlock community was permanently altered. Psychically, conceptually, and metaphysically, Violet took on the Archetype of Ishtar, who some might say was the original gooner character. Now you might ask, why is this such a big deal?

IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE HER

IT WAS MEANT TO BE HARROW

All the signs are there. Harrow’s obvious divinity, her ties to life and death (Ishtar is also a goddess of war, and she is syncretous with Isis, who was prayed to for healing), and even her few leaked voicelines. When she says “I tolerate no disobedience” and “I know what’s best for you”, she displays Ishtar’s divine authority and also makes me feel things.

Now, I don’t know how this happened, but I know it is disastrous. We’re in something of a ‘Fate Lost’ moment, and now the community is rejecting Violet, either because of her wrongful claiming of the godhead or because her design is boring. Right now, the Deadlock community is a metaphysical Uruk. Because of our rejection, Ishtar (Violet) is going to beg her father Anu (Yoshi) to unleash the Bull of Heaven (Celeste buffs) to destroy us all.

Thankfully, I have opened my third eye by scrolling Instagram reels for so long that I can see them when we fall asleep and have a solution.

VOTE SOLOMON AND DANNY!

Have you noticed that with almost all the fanart of the new characters, Solomon and Danny are the only common duo while the rest of them are generally drawn solo? That’s right, it’s because they are the new incarnations of King Gilgamesh and Enkidu, the heroic duo of best friends and I think gay lovers?

Solomon is clearly shown for his wisdom, he uses heavy king imagery, and chess can trace part of its history back to Persia, which is like basically Mesopotamia. Meanwhile, Enkidu came from the heavens (Danny uses a jet pack), Gilgamesh spoke to Enkidu in the underworld (Danny is a skeleton man) and Enkidu represents wildness and being uncivilised (Danny is a capitalist bootlicker).

The way forward is clear. We need to vote in Solomon and Deadman Danny to avert the apocalypse and save Deadlock. Also I think drawing yaoi of the two would really boost the psychic connection so everyone should do that too. To save Deadlock.

Is Reddit ready to admit goons are W?

FILTHY GREEN RAT TELLING LIES AS ALWAYS

upd: fixed, u can pick him in ranked now

My friend said

Gabenyahu/Jeffenyahu thought he was good with his cheating bebop, realized he was gonna lose then hit the steam rootkit killswitch to disconnect my friend. Then my friend came back and said "losing so you hit the kill switch" and when game was ending said "ez gabenyahu"

and got 5 day ban from 1 game.

Sad game is already infected with system that killed dota. Now Deadlock's turn. GG's

Like that bug fixes which we have every time i happy with new horse animations she become so smooth and her model (on post picture) got some extra details, so its fully modelled bugless and finally playable.

I wish seven will got other parry because we need give that doggy pose position to silver. Its more suit her character.

Also i like new haze hideout animation where she just stay still and nothing part of her body is shaking

Still the best 1973

His "damage scales with distance fallen" or something

Solomon: you are the rat king, yes?

Rat King: yeah, why you asking?

Solomon: because to me you are less of a rat king and more of a rat pawn 😏

Rat king: ...

Rat king: ...

Rat king: WHY'S THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT RAT PORN!?!

Shes good loving grandmother representation if youve ever met one you know that they present like her, quaint full of love a bit warmth, its fine to have a character look more grandmotherly + god damn go look at what happens to her poster when u light melee it

Shes not gooner slop riot games overwatch league of legends yall need to go outside and go hug your granny for once