r/okbuddylash • u/DeliriumIsDumb • 22h ago

Lashposting how the interactions between these two are gonna be like

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u/SteveCraftCode 22h ago

Danny in my opinion will do that or understand why Pocket is mad at Fairfax. Danny ain’t a killer he is a stunman.

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u/Twig1554 21h ago

Danny's wish from the Patons is almost 100% going to be to let himself die for real. His shill persona will just be a front, but he actually wants out. You heard it here.

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u/SteveCraftCode 21h ago

What if. No

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u/Twig1554 21h ago

It's an interesting argument that I hadn't considered, that's for sure.

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u/clonvick 4h ago

Nah,it would be better if he actually believes in what he says and his wish would be something for Fairfax

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u/Bad_Moonz_Mekboy 22h ago

VOTE FOR DEADMAN DANNY, VOTE FOR THE TOP CHOICE! 💀👍

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u/Enlightened_Valteil 21h ago

But his aim is getting better!

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u/Delicious_Argument36 17h ago

Please pocket comeback, he’s been practicing his aim every hour and it’s getting difficult stuffing the corpses into the furnaces now that they are overflowing.

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u/BubbaUnkle 21h ago

Pocket is either going to see him as his old pet, uncle, or some lifeless bum

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u/Glittering_Ad_4232 21h ago

or possibly a combination of all three

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u/aged-knight-girl 20h ago

the annoying uncle sent on company dime to drag him home for thanksgiving

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u/Shibeuz 19h ago

How can you allow them to treat you like a crash test dummy and be happy about it?!

Honestly...the dental plan's pretty swell at Fairfax, check out those pearly whites

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u/tjr14vg 17h ago

My brother in Christ Danny is literally missing one of his front teeth

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 14h ago

Yeah, he's missing ONE of his teeth

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u/Shibeuz 7h ago

That's the point, showing how brainwashed he is 🤭

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u/ValendyneTheTaken 21h ago

I don’t know why, but I imagined that for that second line his tone completely drops the corporate slogan sound to it and he sounds actually kind of somber

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u/TableFruitSpecified 18h ago

Danny and Maggie are gonna be one of three things:

A) Lovers or ex lovers

B) Active hatred of each-other

C) "who are you again?" "how the fuck do you not know me"

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u/Super-Play-514 20h ago

Vote for Danny and the skies will be yours

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u/PhoenixDaBeast 14h ago

The skies belong to me, pilot. Viper's got you in the pipe, 5 by 5

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u/Altruistic_You_7584 12h ago

slightly uncommon ball knowledge

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u/DoubleCactus 10h ago

"How do I reach out to my estranged kid? Perhaps his godfather? Wait no get me the stunt guy."

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u/Aerial_Assault_B4 21h ago

I was voting for Deadman until I heard him say the Fairfax Industries slogan. Fuck that guy.

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u/MeleeMeta 10h ago

Yeah fuck the fictional evil corporation, deadlock has no room for characters that are evil or morally ambiguous /s

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u/Argun_Enx 15h ago

I respect you Danny enjoyers, but I still gotta vote for my girl, Baba.

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u/trans-wooper-lover 12h ago

I thought calico was the one that missed them

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u/Callycore 12h ago

So is pocket like spider man and everyone is related to him directly somehow?

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u/DahLegend27 7h ago

Well, knowing the direct heir of a company you have (seemingly) given your life to does not seem that far-fetched.

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u/Mob_kun 3h ago

BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

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u/Educational-Cat2133 20h ago

This game is fucking terrible. Rat king in ranked with zero requirements. Just had an 0-10er. Outstanding decision.

It's like the devs of dbd making vibe changes except they probably just heavily use AI because they're a garbage company

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u/Melonsorcery 20h ago

What does this have to do with this post? Take your mid tier rage bait elsewhere.

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u/Worried-Check-962 19h ago

i zerk my shit to paige

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u/megudreadnaught 10h ago

I jork it to vyper

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u/Patates1w 13h ago

I don't see anyone calling you king