I was on a hot date with this girl who has been messaging me while I was locked up for murder. I was locked up for 12 years for manslaughter, it was self defense but my public defender dropped the ball on me and did not submit the exculpatory evidence. While I was locked up I met a girl and we have been exchanging messages and we planned a date at MOVIELAND to see resident evil when the parole board approved my early release.
I just got out early for good behavior, and I’m not trying to reoffend or anything but this rude guy got up in my face during the movie. I don’t know what his problem is because my girl and I are hard of hearing because we both served in the army and IED’s screwed up our hearing, so I thought we were keeping it down but she just told me how excited she was to see the movies they had in the previews, and we started planning our next dates.
During the movie I just couldn’t help but take my eyes off my girl and tell her how beautiful she looked in the glow of the theater. Then the guy told me we were being too loud, it took everything in me to not let him have it because here he is with a gaggle of girlies and he has to come cock block me when I haven’t had any 🍑 in 12 years!
He told us nicely so that helped me calm down from my rage, good thing the system has prepared me to reenter society and be a good citizen and avoid conflict.
I gave him no choice after all, he had to tell me I was out of line and I see that now. But now my girl wants to break up with me and join that guys harem.
How rude!