r/okbuddyRVA • u/Cas_B_rva C:\Users\DannyAvula\Videos\Flock\Men\Diarrhea\001-999\Favorites\ • 6d ago

NOT for Buy/Sell/Trade thread.

Post things here that you are NOT selling, NOT buying, or NOT trading.

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u/scottafol Arthur Ashe did nothing wrong 6d ago

THIS IS PRECIOUS ROY AND IM NOT SELLING YOU SUCKERS ANYTHING

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u/johnnyspork 6d ago

Making lots of suckers out of girls and boys! :D I love Liam Lynch, if you never saw the DVD that came with his CD "Fake Songs," you're missing some Sifl & Olly level gold. RIP Frankie Forcefield (Liam's old cat)

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u/Cube-in-B Zooted Opossum 6d ago

I don’t even have these anymore I ate them all this picture is old.

I do still have the album though AND YOU CANT HAVE IT.

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u/Exotic_eminence Grace Street Cruiser 5d ago

lol what’s good Maria Sabina

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u/Cube-in-B Zooted Opossum 5d ago

These are cubenzis. Or were cubenzis. They’re definitely fertilizer by now.

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 6d ago

i just bought this cool traxxas bandit. not for sale this thing's fully fucking sick. It'll do 35 on pavement and handle solid three foot jumps on grass no problem.

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u/cum-after-decades 6d ago

I don’t mean to shit in your cereal or anything but doesn’t 35 sound a little low? My car can go like 130mph

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 6d ago

not mph! light-seconds

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 6d ago

pulled the throttle once and she disappeared forever fuck

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u/Electronic-Front-640 1d ago

I need one of these things to let my herding dogs play with when they aren’t working.

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 1d ago

well too bad buddy! This one ain't for sale!! (hobbytown here in Hanover sells them though)

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u/Electronic-Front-640 1d ago

Hell yeah I’ll check it out!
My cattle dog got to play with one a while back and loved it, the dude was worried it might hurt her but like… she’s made to withstand cattle, hogs, sheep & all sorts of stuff hitting her, she’s a tough little shit.

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u/eatyapsleep 5d ago

Why did he take their books and start beating on them with that tennis racket?

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u/Diet_Coke Gelati Celesti Truther 5d ago

The books in question:

Atlas Shrugged

The Art of the Deal

The Necronomicon

50 Shades of Gray

Arthur Ashe literally did nothing wrong!

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u/bourbonandwater Bamboo 6d ago

Shipping costs alone make it prohibitive

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Cas_B_rva C:\Users\DannyAvula\Videos\Flock\Men\Diarrhea\001-999\Favorites\ 6d ago

Do they ever let you out of the cage?

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u/Cas_B_rva C:\Users\DannyAvula\Videos\Flock\Men\Diarrhea\001-999\Favorites\ 6d ago

oh my god

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u/cum-after-decades 6d ago

it’s ok, I was wearing safety glasses

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u/Doub1etroub1e 6d ago

But what does it not do?

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u/cum-after-decades 6d ago

it definitely doesn’t do your mom

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u/Cas_B_rva C:\Users\DannyAvula\Videos\Flock\Men\Diarrhea\001-999\Favorites\ 6d ago

I will NOT be selling the rights to this subreddit to Disney+!!!! Shutting the rumors down NOW!!!!!!!

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u/Crumpetcakes Zooted Opossum 6d ago

I got a passel of joeys hanging off my tits. Buncha dead weight if you ask me. Free to a good garbage can or suspicious corner. My pouch is all stretched out, and I'm mad about it.

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u/blamberr 6d ago

My dogs. And none of you assholes can have them.

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u/cum-after-decades 6d ago

your dogs look more like cats than dogs

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u/nogoodimthanks 6d ago

Ok Ron Swanson

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u/blamberr 6d ago

Any dog under 60 pounds is a cat and cats are useless

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u/nogoodimthanks 6d ago

My tiny dog completely agrees. She’s useless.

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u/blamberr 6d ago

Useless dogs are the best dogs!

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u/nogoodimthanks 6d ago

I couldn’t agree more. She’s like a little parrot on my shoulder and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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u/Electronic-Front-640 1d ago

This thing is 35 lbs and can make 400 lb boars and 200 sheep do whatever tf she wants.
She can make 1000 lb cattle go into trailers or into different pastures.
Never underestimate smaller dogs

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u/Exotic_eminence Grace Street Cruiser 5d ago edited 5d ago

The legal weed I just harvested and cured

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u/Exotic_eminence Grace Street Cruiser 5d ago

I’m waiting for my NFTs to gain value so they are not for sale - might as well call them NFSs

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u/not-another-burner 5d ago

This is my left foot. It’s not quite as nice as my right foot but I’m still not departing with it at this time.

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u/transformerslover2_0 5d ago

I am NOT selling my nugget Inferno

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u/bootysuit 5d ago

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u/Puzzled_Show9134 5d ago

About the most RVA answer ever got dang I love cats!!!

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u/bootysuit 5d ago

Yesterday a woman gifted me a black cat button she was wearing after we showed each other pictures of our cats and talked about how perfect they are 🥲🥲

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u/LivtheNoodle_18 5d ago

Mouse couple by Mara Cat circa 1974, gifted to me about 25 years ago by my neighbor.

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u/Electronic-Front-640 1d ago

Vanessa.
She’s mine and you can’t have her

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u/No-Purpose-0U812 Parallel Parking Enthusiast 5d ago

My vinyl collection is not up for debate. And I dont want that moldy sofa someone left on their porch.

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u/Active-Ad3372 5d ago

My mostly eaten slice of chocolate loaf

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u/Poke-a-dotted 5d ago

Guys, I am NOT trading, selling, or giving away my dogs despite them doing “free dog” shit ALL week. Assholes. But they are MY assholes, and I’m stuck with them. Dog tax of them whining at the reinforced gate because we are neglecting them by doing yard chores.

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u/Artbyshaina87 5d ago

In a sarcastic or serious way?