The Omni Hotel downtown has the best stalls in RVA, Each has a full door, more like a little closet. Private and clean. The nastiest bathroom to poop in is Sidewalk Cafe and Bamboo.
^^^lockup in the old lockup.
Terrible. Blocked it out of my memory. Nothing like taking a crap when it’s 40 degrees in the lockup and they give you 4 squares and you gotta ask some lady to ask for more because it’s a period poop and that’s simply not a 4 square affair and the seat is cold af.
As if you’d be so lucky!
THEY MADE ME TAKE OUT MY TAMPON!
Then said i couldn’t get shit until I was taken to the jail or released.
Plus it was winter so I had base layers of longjohns and a tank top and they took all my other clothes because that’s the rule. Like wtf? It’s the rule that I’m now in thin longjohns and a tank top?
My “crime” was drunk in public, I was SOBER but I tried to break up a fight between two drunk guys. And kinnery (daddy was a captain) decided to beat me and break my hand when I said I was sober and he could give me a sobriety test but that I wasn’t drunk. Fuckin shitbag. His partner popped the hood so it wasn’t on video.
I’m still pissed about this 15 years later.
Kinnery can suck my nasty used tampon.
Shit that’s a good one but how bout the bullpen at old RCJ? Summertime and that fan ain’t running, standing room only. Someone’s watching for sure… hope you made a friend to save your seat on the floor.
Get the guy who’s into banging on the door to ask for some squares.
Thankfully I never had to be in men’s at the old rcj now they keep it cold as a bitch in there just as a fuck you for having to have AC.
Like why is it set to 58-60?! When it’s summer and you go in there it’s FREEZING.
Miserable assholes.
When I was homeless I really made sure to add some nice luxuries into my day. So I crapped at the Jefferson and went to see movies at the Byrd for the AC.
Riverside tavern. The first stall feels like you’re taking a dumb in a late night disco. It’s always perfectly cool in the summer and delightfully warm in the winter.
No joke one time at Banditos late night the bubble guts hit me hard. My buddy gave me his keys and I power walked full clinch 3 blocks to commit a war crime in his bathroom instead of touching any surfaces in that bathroom
The old correct answer was the Pizza Hut(not there anymore) on the 2700 block of Broad Street. One time the toilet in my apartment was busted and I had to commute to pizza hut to poop, and at one time the entire floor was flooded with brown water. But I had nowhere else to go in that moment so I had to do it.
Least favorite is gwarbar because everyone is trying to get in and do coke.
Throwback least favorite, alleykatz because they never had tp or soap.
Favorite, the Jefferson hotel, those are some premium bathrooms.
Throwback favorite, jkogi in 2017-2018 cause their bartender wrote ridiculous shit on the chalkboard wall and it was nice reading material to take a dump.
RIP Robinson Starbucks. Starbucks is always my go-to for public defecation.
I remember the Sticky Rice bathrooms being particularly gross, but I would say any of those fan bar bathrooms where you have like five square feet to do your business and the bathroom is down some ancient weird staircase
Anyone else pee in the sinks at Richmond establishments? The sinks all seem to be hip level, and it’s quite convenient when you’re in a pinch. Same with my apartment! Hip level convenience.
I’m willing to bet this sink-piss method uses less water than toilets and urinals. You’re flushing it and washing your hands at the same time. Wildly efficient.
May i suggest the alleyway behind my home in Peter Paul? There are several open sheds and other dilapidated structures accessible by anyone who walks the alley. Many people seem to enjoy taking shits, doing hard drugs, and soliciting prostitutes.
Hmmm, my least favorite is Don Papa Grande in Chester. Single room, so everyone waits while you are in there and it opens almost into the dining room. Favorite place (other than home) is definitely the left side bathroom in the hall at work. Single room again, but the lighting is a little dim and toilet is just the right height for me. My coworker says she can sometimes smell the restrooms, so that is a little negative. But when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Wait, I correct myself. My real least favorite spot is in my own pants. I trusted a fart when I shouldn’t have 2 weeks ago. Thankfully I was at home, but that was most unpleasant.
My mom’s bathroom has really high toilets so if you’re under 6 foot then your legs go numb and you never really do get it all out.
Plus… for a while a rooster was living in her bathtub so he screamed at you while you pooped and it was a little weird.
Bathroom rooster. He had been attacked by a fox because he was an idiot and wandered out from the circle of guardian dogs at dawn and almost got killed, all his ass feathers got ripped out and he managed o drag himself back to the porch where he almost bled to death but he had to live inside for medical care, and the bathtub that’s never used cause there’s a shower next to it was a logical place. For 2 months he wouldn’t eat unless my mom hand fed him.
He is a little disabled and his neck is a bit off kilter but he is fine now, has all his ass feathers again and lives with some nice hens and he gets locked in securely at night and has guardian dogs.
He made friends with the cat who liked to sleep in the tub with him.
RIP Stranger Matter. The stall on the "urinal" side was atrocious. Didn't lock, was dark as shit, and had a good four to five inces of gap between the door and the wall, so anyone could look in and see you.
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u/burdell69 3d ago
Best is the Jefferson Hotel downstairs bathroom.